ITT: Characters that are essentially you. I'll start:

ITT: Characters that are essentially you. I'll start:

>pic related, a dark and mysterious character who isn't afraid to stand up to authority

This is cringe af

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I'd consider myself a pathological liar, but anything I do it good intended unless obviously not.

>cringe as absolute fuck
But I do connect with Heath Ledger's Joker character.

I identify myself as God

Spongebob, cause Ive got a big dick

you: "Im gay"

big =/= 0 inches user.

this is pretty much me a strong guy that doesn't afraid of anything

N-no, you

nowthisisedgy.png

It should say, kore wa baito desu?

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I'm Bach because I'm from Germany and probably have like 20 children.

Planet Nibiru draws ever closer and what are you faggots doing? Wasting your time on the internet jerking your tiny dicks to traps and nigger cuck porn. Well I got news for you: Obama has no intention of leaving office for he is the 44th king of Babylon. Blood will flow from every nation and fire will rain from the sky. You will all beg for death as you are buried in the ashes of your loved ones but death will not come. Humanity will be plunged into eternal darkness. Say your prayers, faggots....

religious pasta

I just hate kids

You'll think that when demons are raping your sinful eye sockets

short, fat, bald, can make a lightbulb light up by putting the terminal end in my mouth, spend my spare time sharpening the spikes on the front fence with a bastard file.

Jesus dude

translation: timid beta neckbeard who can't make eye contact with transit inspectors much less cops. would piss in his pants if the police ever stopped him and asked for ID.

bravest thing he has ever done was to store pics of bailey jay on a thumbdrive and fap to them in the library at school at lunch time.

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>pic related, a dark and mysterious character who isn't afraid to stand up to authority

Pic related
Who am I, user-kuns?

me in back

what would you have us do? fucking planet headed for us, nothing we can do, and you would have us on our knees praying to the kind god who sent a planet on a collision course with us?

"Dear God, thank you for sending Lisa to save us from the bug you sent."

personally, if i am fapping as the end comes, i will count that as a win. if i bust a nut just as the firestorm descends, i count that as a double win.

A wild gentleman appears! Oh my!

Travis Bickle "God's Lonely Man".

Keep believing that but in the end every knee shall bow and every tongue shall confess and you dick will be ripped off mid fap as you relinquish your soul to the void.

I'm a dude, but Tomoko is basically me.

been a while since I've seen such willing cringe. thanks OP!
>split personality's are fun... totally

I feel like Big Smoke, because I'm a fat piece of nigger shit and I eat a lot because I hope my arteries get clogged so I can die the painful death I deserve

nihilism at its finest

but.. i don't have a soul. i sold mine to the church of scientology in exchange for nudes of Katie Holmes.

[spoiler]The Trice Great[/spoiler]

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Holy shit... just realized I'm lurch.

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I was pretty much Peter from office space for a long time. Didn't show up to work, sometimes weeks on end no call no show, received raises every year and got promoted. When I did show up for work I browsed the internet, shopped online, and before server admins were replaced with Nazis, I played games online. There was a period of about 3 weeks where I showed up for work and literally did nothing all day long. Just made it look like I was busy.

I'm essentially a much dumber, slightly less insane version of Elliot

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I'm the Devou/tg/uardsman in the foreground.

Scared, confused, and royally screwed.

Me.

you mean you're an autist?

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Hard bass edgy cringe

>Guy who spends too much time indoors
>Gets paid 6 figures for networking
>No relationship
>Stay in my house all day
>Work on my car occasionally
>I'll die alone

now all we need is for someone to cut their hand off and put it in a box.

gtfo martin shkreli

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I relate to Trevor
>Possibly gay
>A social trainwreck
>Shit sense of fashion
>overly edgy

I want your life.

How do you make 6 figures from networking?

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Drubbing habit?