I've made up my mind. I'm losing my virginity to a prostitute.
What's the best and safest way to do it. I don't want an std. I don't want to pay more than 1k. I want to have a good time, not just a 15 min suck and fuck from a RL girl.
Best discreet brothels?
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I've kissed like five prostitutes
I'm probably not the best source for advice because I fucked a girl for money once. I met her on this app called whisper and I gave her 20 bucks. Ugly as shit. :^)
Tinder does wonders bro, and that's free. Lower your standards a bit, fuck a land whale. When you get matched with a chick just straight up ask whats she wants from tinder and then tell her you want to hook up. Seriously the easiest way to fuck (fat) girls
Where are you from? It shouldn't be too hard to find someone to fuck, just gotta know what area you're working with.
go to one of those "massage parlors" with the asian chicks. their pretty much whore houses disguised as parlors.
>Lower your standards a bit, fuck a land whale.
>a bit
>fuck a land whale.
Lower them to what? 0?
>mfw there are two litter boxes in that pic
idk man maybe you're right, I just don't really give a shit lmao
Op here. I want to travel anyways. I also smoke a ton of weed. I don't get a lot of flame near me. I've been to cali, colo, and washington. Never been overseas.
get a backpage hoe
Stds
Classy.
Hire an escort on backpage, make sure they are $200+ and well reviewed. Avoid sketchy looking crack whores and fake ads.
Never ever bare back anything, wear a condom and you won't get STDs.
Came here to post basically exactly this. You get what you pay for in this business. If you go for a girl who's like 80 an hour, she's gonna be a methhead or an amateur who doesn't know what the fuck she's doing and you're gonna have a bad time. If you go for a girl from a respectable agency or a high-end independent who's well reviewed, you'll do well.
I cannot stress this enough: DO NOT CHEAP OUT. Do it right or not at all.
This. don't be cheap. pay the premium for the quality. use your full hour and dont blow your load in the first 5 mins faggot.
Also stick penis in her anus to establish dominance
Sure, if you want to pay a 1k+ an hour for a girl who would be like 150 anywhere else.
I would actually recommend getting at least 2 or 3 hours if it's his first time. Give him time to relax and feel comfortable with the girl, take it slow, go through the whole process. Kissing, foreplay, blowjob, sex. Don't want to have to rush.
hire a hotel room and spend good money on an escort agency that has a website you can pick your girl.
Pic related. it's a girl i ordered in Austria. $150 for an hour plus $50 for BJ with no condom
yeah but a lot of the time they leave once you've bust a nut
Go to Vegas and then leave the county so you can visit a legal brothel in Nevada Clark county or wherever Vegas is located is the only county I'm aware of in Nevada that doesn't allow prostitution. So in order to keep it legal go to a brothel. A popular example being the mustang ranch. Although honestly if you are in Vegas you should be able to get laid without much issue. Or like others said just lower your standards.
I don't know anything about brothels, but I did some prostituting to pay for college. Just found men on craigslist or this website called whatsyourprice.
See
I've been to Sheri's and the Chicken Ranch. They vastly, vastly overcharge. I had a girl come at me with 3k for one (1) fucking hour. They have a racket going out there. They know it's mostly tourists who don't know what this shit costs or rich businessmen, or idiots who just won a bunch of money at the casinos and will pay whatever because they don't give a fuck. They know you drove an hour out to get there and won't want to leave without getting some action. They know they're in the only place in America where it's legal.
What you will get at those places is mediocre service from hot, but nothing too special girls for way more money than you should ever even think about paying.
Skip the Nevada brothel scene.
Rub and tug only tho, no sucky fucky.
Most strippers will let you fuck if you pay extra for the "private" dance. Most Will negotiate, I've seen prices from $100 and up.
If 2 dubs, OP loses to a stripper.
No. Amateurs and low-end girls do. Good High-end girls, youpay for an hour, you get an hour. Many high-end girls don't even do 1 hour sessions, they often have a 2 or 3 hour minimum.
>Go to Vegas
you could literally fly to Germany or Austria with the same amount of money, fuck five 10/10 European qt's (it's legal there and regulated which means the girls are thoroughly checked)
Read what I wrote as a whole or respond after having read several words. It's a wonder your mother had any kids that lived.
Exactly this. One session at a Nevada brothel would buy you a plane ticket to Europe, a hotel stay, and several sessions with girls there. It's a complete waste of money.
if you like traveling, go to europe. Amsterdam or Barcelona would be my top choices.
semi legal, absolutely no law issues. Girls get tested monthly (definitely wear a condom though) and you can choose from a lineup to get what you like for less than 150$ an hour on a clean luxury room with a good shower.
At OP
Post what type of girl you're into like figure and colour
Haven't been to Barcelona, but Amsterdam it isn't semi-legal, it's flat-out, 100% legal. I go regularly. Actually heading there again in March. Fantastic city. Love all the hot Eastern European chicks in the windows.
>kissing a prostitute
you realise that she's probably blown at least 3 guys that night before she got to you...
You've never been with a high-end girl, have you? Most of them only see a couple clients a week, if that.
Plus, I mean, even if that were true, they wash their mouths. It's not like dicks are radioactive and kissing her would give you dick radiation poisoning.
"Dick radiation"
kek
bitch please. these girls are sucking dicks around the clock. it's their job. but if you're into kissing sperm lips then fair play
They really aren't. Most high-end girls have jobs outside of escorting. In fact, most luxury agencies require it.
TIJUANA:
ADELITAS or HONG KONGS
$80-$120 for 1/2 hour with a hot girl + $30 for hotel room for 1 hour.
I've been going there for years. I've caught no STDs, and the girls are hot 10s.
noice. did you creampie in that ass?
the action on the windows is legal and not bad at all. You can get much better on the semi legal scene though.
Barcelona has luxury brothels for 120Euros an hour where you can choose from a lineup, google pic related top damas barcelona for a sample.
got crabs in adelitas and she tried to steal from me. You don't feel safe on the taxi ride there (forget walking), you don't feel safe in the club and you definitely don't feel safe in the seedy motel.
Gorgeous fucking chick for the money though, if you like latinas
There is no safest way other then going to a legal brothel in vega. I guess if you must and probably the best way
20 dollars wtf. Do you have a pic still of the girl. I want to see what girl charges 20 dollars from a app
probably an absolute creature.
there's an "all you can fuck" borthel in Berlin called King George. you pay 50 euros entrance and you can stay there and fuck 1/10s for the whole day / night
I got plane tickets for $485 round trip.
I think im going to go to a brothel and go for an hour. I'll probably bust within the first 5 mins. Can you go again within the hour?
See, the guy is right.Many high-end chicks, even if working on their own, not through an agency, will have like a waiting list because they won't fuck many clients per month.The service is way over the common whore, and you pay for that quality.Because they select their clients and they don't fuck many, you get discretion and you get to have her attention for the time you spend with her.Which is pretty important because you pay for that shit, you don't want a broad that can't wait to get done so that she can get to her next john.
>want to have a good time, not just a 15 min suck and fuck with a RL girl
Well you certainly would know best, being a virgin and all. How can a cute girl not be better than a hooker...?
I once picked up a 3.5/10 at a circle k for 25 bucks and a trip through the drive through at jack in the box. she ordered the southwest chicken combo so her taste was dubious
>tfw she let me fuck her all night and she liked inuyasha.
offer a whore enough and she will eat an egg roll out of your asshole. not many normies will do that
to avoid STD's I could only say "pick her young, not expensive" since I only got genital wards from the most expensie prostitute I fucked...
Also, be as early as possible in her shift (you don't want to go after a dirty diseased nigger)
make sure the menu offers multiple shots on goal or similar. if you have to negotiate with the girl make sure that she knows that
1` your a virgin
2 you plan on being balls deep until you're shooting blanks
here in phoenix 4 of the so called rockstar whores all have herpes. I'm sort f friends with one of the mid tier ones and she told me
fuck me ive been there three times
>was in Germany to train stuck up retards in our systems. blew my per diem on ugly german whores the entire week
LOL underrated
kek what was the most you fucked in a day? were they absolute creatures?
i mean, how could you _not_ have herpes. just curious I'm in PHX, who are the rockstars lol - never with with an escort, and don't plan to - just curious.
that some college dorm room? love taht shit.
four, it cost me about 200 in tips though. i went in at 4pm tuesday and came out at 230 am weds
the girls werent the prettiest but they were nice and let me even take a nap or two towards the end of the festivities
>let me even take a nap
jesus surprised you didn't end up in a ditch somewhere without a passport.
if you go to ter and search for the 4 with the most reviews you will find them. all are in the 300 to 400 an hour bracket
me i always check that shit before sticking my dick in
Wtf
it wasnt that bad, everyone was pretty friendly. I would call it a working class bar with whores more than anything else
>it was three blocks from my hotel since my company was too cheap to put me in the marriott or hilton
we watched adult swim when we were bored.
i never wear condoms. feels much better without.
Pro tip: always pull out as not all of them are on bitrh control
Rockstar whores? Please expound.
never change ./b.
nope, just BJ and finished in the pussy
I`ve gone to a big brothel and messed with the girl of my choice for 2 hours, paid 275 Euro total
I used to know a high end escort here who was the $5k a night type. looked like a mousy housewife. I guess guys would fly her ass around the country. very "executive" level.
how to find these brothels?
semi related - anyone remember the guy who posted on Sup Forums years ago who would fuck whores, film it , and post here?
I had a video where he drugged the girl ( he didn't say that, but it was obvious ) she was passed out and he fucked her. afterwards he basically woke her up and kicked her out.
I deleted that vid and was hoping to find a copy again
blonde woman mid 30s?
>granted 90% of them here are blonds in their 30s
That sounds like a deal to me. How does it usually work once you enter.
yeah actually. sandy blonde. she used to come by Borders all the time when my GF worked there.
the ones in the top brackets who can pretty much get away with anything as long as they dont rip off the locals
how did her snatch smell?
There are a fair amount of them in every big city in germany...
you pay your entry fee (75 Euro) and then there are enough girls to talk to (most of them just approach you, they want to make money, but the prettiest ones wait, thats the downside if you can't talk to girls, but keep in mind, they want something from you)
that must have been a while ago, too bad all the borders shutdown used to love those bookstores
Are there places where I can just pick from a lineup? Sounds cold but I can't talk to women for shit.
smelled fresh actually. she was clean. only 22 years old college student from Romania
thats how it worked at the king george 50 gets you in the door then the girls negotiate their rate.
when they realized i gave a fuck all about anything but getting nuts deep the ugly ones all started competiing
This thread is both very interesting and depressing at the same time
I love b lol
yeah it was. miss borders too :( fun to chill at. phx sort of sucks in the "hang out and do something interesting" department. I quit drinking a few years back, so bars and all that shit are out.
nevada you still have to negotiate with the one you pick though
yep i met a lot of cool peeps at Borders, I would buy a book or a magazine and hang out in the coffee shop.
no, they just stand there, eat, drink, talk, dance...
they had guidelines for their prices where I went, I paid 100 Euro for 1 hour, without anal and cum on her or in her mouth, blowjob without condom, sex of course just protected
RIP Borders. peace out phxbro.
i paid 50 to 75 no real time limit but only one of them would let me go more than once which makes sense i suppose.
>unluckily for them i get reverse anxiety and can stay diamonds for hours if i get nervous
>not putting a condom with a prostitute
>not realizing you are man number 2536 on her list
>enjoy STD's for life
Women on dating website will always be cleaner than those in prostitutes agency...
Thinking you can get HIV from receiving a BJ with no condom.
kys asap
there is a chance, if she has a wound in here mouth
I didn't cum on my first time with a prostitute
Why not fuck a twink for free?
This.
OP should come to grips with reality. His game is what it is. If he wants to lose his vcard in a safe manner, then there are plenty of STD-free crater-faced land whales on the dating sites that are in his league.
government shut down the backpage escort section
There is not a single documented case of HIV being spread via oral sex. at least there wasn't when I chcked a few years ago.
I asked my dermatologist, she said there is a minimal chance... I don't care either, but just to be with open cards.
holy fuck RIP backpage
HIV is not the only STD, you dumb fuck...
Ever heard of syphilis, genital wards, chlamydia ?