Dubs decides

Dubs decides
Don't fuck this up, she's out of my league.

inb4 she doesnt reply.

"Hey whats up"

>Hey thar sailor can I slap yer tit?

Show her a picture of your dick

That never works. Especially not with hot girls.

Send her a pic of you with shoe on head

Hey Bella!

Rolling

Hey! Whats up?

You know what's beautiful? Look at the first word.

>roll

God damn you look Bella scary dude

Roll

Do ya like portabella mushrooms?

Its best if i just come right out and say it.. Its a real deal breaker.. Do you swallow?

Winar

Smoother than a newborn's anal cavity

I pet my cat that I didn't have while smoking non existing cigarettes and talking to a friend that lived 2000 miles away face to face.

How's your day going?

Tits or GTFO

That's so beta it's omega

Let go

Be sure to add the green text too

rolling for
>I don't want to fuck this up, you are out of my league

Nice choker. Do you wear it because you don't have a man who chokes you right?

"Yes, I am."

truuuuuuuuuuuu

winrar

Op is a fag

WINAR

Where do you buy your clothes? The matrix?

op here, sorry guys i think i'm getting too nervous to go though with it.

i wish that was a winzip

Why arent you delivering faggot. Get those tits for us.

I remember when I first switched to tampons from pads too OP. Quit being a fag and deliver.

Quit being a fag and deliver

and once again, OP is a massive faggot

Fag

Ot

what do you have to lose op, she has probably unfriended you already

Stop being a faggot, if you think you dont have a chance, you may as well be a coward. I mean its just another attractive girl but there are numbers of them.

Roll for this girls above 8/10 with only respond to funny shit at start everyone tries to lick their asses with cute words or says hi, hey etc. Trust me I've dated on Tinder in UK and did thorough research about different tactics.

If you're Chad then anything could work out.

...

what if she doesnt like me?

roll. Only non shit reply

nobody likes you op, that is why you are here

Why do you care? There are thousands more pussies out there.

Abandon thread.

jesus, you were matched because she liked your pictures too. just suck it up and say something flattering, chicks like that shit.

i think i have aspergers

Yep. Abandon Thread.

fuck you OP

time to kill myself

OP here, just had breakfast.
This faggot isn't me.

Hey tinderella, can I be your tinderfella? ;^)

rollan

rollio

roll

WINRAR