I am a man with a pretty face but a shit body (asymmetrical torso/legs ratio)

i am a man with a pretty face but a shit body (asymmetrical torso/legs ratio).

how do I get myself a beautiful girl like pic related so my pretty face genes dont go to waste?

all i can get is fatties and ugly girls with nice bodies who think i am god sent.

help?

rape her user

post a pic of yourself op

get money.

i look kind of like jared leto. but different hair.

whats the best way to get money?

>Grab her by the pussy
>sprinkle your semen over it

are your legs short with a long torso or the other way around?

the other way around. it just looks off.

>find a chubby who looks alright
>try to coerce her into doing exercise with you >make it seem like just a bit of fun
>slowly train her into hot cardio bunny
I've done this with one or two women, it works surprisingly well

Wear your pants low, like those niggers in bad neighbourhoods

simple:
date asian chicks

i have no problems getting fatties. problem is i am not attracted to them and what you advice rarely works. aint nobody got time for that.

lol. never thought about that. it would look like shit though. im trying to attract hotties, not put them off by looking like a nigger.

not attracted to them, though they seem to love me.

get money, fake bitches dont give a fuck what you look like, and real women dont give a fuck what you look like...

that is as long as you look mostly human

it's just like good-looking males : get famous/rich/confident

Longer shirts and high waisted jeans
Flat soled shoes

>jared leto
well shit post pic nao

a job

just be yourself

Consider yourself lucky user. You can fix a body. Can't fix a face. Get fit or at least not fat

i know im lucky in many regards. it just sucks that i cant get girls in my face bracket.

seems like women date up no matter what.

thats the worst way