I have just spent a remarkably strange evening and morning with a woman. Very bad mojo, her old man would kill me. No. Kill. Me. I didn't do it- coulda. We are ALL friends. She had some bad shit go down. Her old man is out of town. I'm renting a room in their place. She was feeling very alone. We listened to MJ all night. Bumping and grinding, I had to stop several times. It would have happened, had I not had a natural fear of death. Have any of you experienced this level of danger because of Michael Jackson?
Older Women and Michael Jackson
Levi Russell
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Daniel Miller
I'm going to bump this because I fucking know this has happened before. The fact that I'm an old white guy now should be a factor. I'm old enough to remember the asshole before Clinton, so I know how to bust an MJ move. I'm actually pretty good, no training..
Brody Price
Oh come on. Nobody here has ever gotten into trouble because some bitch made you play Billie Jean and tried to suck your dick?
Joshua Williams
Being new to this board, I accept that it may not be the hotbed of topical debate that it once was, and that it perhaps is now the sole domain of what we all feared and hated...... a place where normies( that never was an acceptable term for us back in the day, we were all normies) could vent things they couldn't say on their home faggot medium.
Tyler Smith
For fuck sake,can I not get one reply at seven in the fucking morning or whatever it is these days? God I miss it. I really miss it. I miss you, Sup Forums.
Joshua Morris
I'm not done. I broke out some David Allan Coe songs and it was a hit, it worked. I'd never heard David Allan Coe before, it was just something on my to do list.
Evan Parker
Her old man is a huge old school outlaw country fan, and I'd been reading about outsider artists. Coe fit the bill, man. I capitalized. Though I didn't get any pussy.
Eli Perez
Truth be told, this woman in 20 years older than me, and I'm not a fresh dick anymore either.
Landon Sanders
For fuck sake what happened to this site? Statement. This site garners huns of thous of hit daily.. what happened to us? We used to rule and own crit pop culture.. now we bend over and let them insert themselves into what we were at the beginning.
Nolan Bell
Shoulda played some Death Grip
Jayden Turner
The Old Guard is dead. Sup Forums is no longer the place to go and know. It is a place for kids to meme and troll, yet they don't, we don't remember the power and agency our irreverence once had on popular thought. It hurts, we've died.
Ayden Nelson
I understand how things change. I cannot accept how this site has willingly allowed itself to degenerate, devolve past memes being something culturally important to just being talking points, and bad ones, for other shitgawd sites like reddit, tumblr, etc. We wus kings.
Cameron Phillips
Come on, this board is fast. Not one nigga gives a shit about what I'm saying? Ok. I don't like Humble, I think it's derivative, basic in a bad way, and boring.
Christopher Rivera
Nobody has every gotten themselves into trouble because of Michael Jackson tracks? Really? Are there no millennials left? Have you all gone on to rule the world wtf niggas?
Wyatt Cruz
This shit isn't getting canned so it must be legit. This older woman- and I know her pretty well- became very sexual after she had a bad night out with friends. She was out helping pick a wedding dress for another girl. This is awesome fucking stuff man, great material.
Brayden Ward
I'M very disappointed with people. I thought I had a good music story. I had a great punchline to the story, one that actually happened. MILFS and coke and other things related to my musical journey.
Kayden Wilson
Well, I'll say this to finish it off. The bridal party made it back to the house I am staying at. The fact I stayed up listening to MJ led to more than I thought possible. Chicks are crazy. And they like a dick that knows music.
Ryder Sanchez
17nth reply to my own post and I am utterly unashamed about that. What happened tonight never happens.
Xavier Jones
They really liked it when I started preparing a roast for tomorrow/today. Bitches got wet when they knew I cooked.
Camden Jones
I stabbed holes in that roast and put sliced garlic in 'em. I diced two onions and threw 'em in there. No spice, pepper and salt bitch, that's it.
John Wood
It's time to put that shit in the slow cooker.
Rock over London, rock over Chicago.
Austin Sullivan
Liam Price
Gavin Long
Jaxson Reed
Rock over London, rock on Chicago.
Adrian Ross
Ethan Stewart
Ffs shut the hell up already, faggot OP
Robert Bell
ok I'm done, sorry.
Liam Parker
Now I feel bad...
Sebastian Cooper
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How bout this. I like this SHIT TOO.
Michael Kelly
a lot of girls my age I know seem to like this one too- youtube.com
Wyatt Cook
That's the best synth I've come across. I really like this shit. Takes me a ways back. This stuff is my childhood.
Gabriel Morris
Nobody likes synthwave here? Retrowave? wachamacallisit?
Caleb Watson
I got sum nice tracks here.
Owen Walker
This board is too fast..
Brayden Lee
no love
Christopher Miller
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snorting drugs is good for your youth
Gabriel Bennett
This thread is still up, I'm still reeling from last night's near sexual miss with a sexy older woman, the to Mortrins are about to kick in and I'm feeling pretty boss.
Samuel Richardson
Jaxon Johnson
What the fuck is going on in this thread
Ayden Powell
It's some old faggot having a mental breakdown
Ian Russell
I'm actually, pretty happy you found something you like. cheers
A little pussy makes a guy a lot happier. Imagine what having all the pussy would do..
Jaxson Wright
My god son, you think this is a mental breakdown? lulz
u have some growing up to do
Michael Howard
Brody Sanders
Aaron Johnson
Scraping the bottom now. Time to dig deep and find something new. New retro synth. Perhaps I am breaking down..
Ayden Bell
James Adams
Adrian Morgan
>5 posters, with me 6
>57 posts
Hell...
Jason Hernandez
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We have a job for you.
Do you like hurting other people?
Hunter Collins
I'm on a fucking hellride.
Leo Collins
holy fucking shit dude. tell me more about your life on a music board.
Gabriel Walker
good thread
Nicholas Diaz
Ryder Clark
and 7 because of me here what a sad thread of sad people
F U C K I N G W E W
Joseph Moore
I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
Christopher Wilson
Dylan Perez
people? It's just me faggot. check yourself
Lucas Reyes
tell her old man that. picture it
Jacob Walker
Joshua Cook
OP- ghost in the shell, my favorite series of all time, never to be met
scarjo, you had me at the opening of Lost in Translation...
Don't. Please. Fuck this up.
Luke Walker
Nolan Morris
This whole thread is a trippy trip through our millenial childhood, if anyone was wondering.
Jacob Foster
Owen Flores
Robert Green
youtube.com
one of my faves
Goose should have died filming drive. He would have been right up there with Steve McQueen if so.
Jason Phillips
anyone caring to notice will have- I'm posting videos of bands as they appear on wikipedia. I did that. There is a format. I'm copping out. Only the first ten or so were ones I knew. We are exploring music together.
Mason Murphy
Grayson Walker
Booze has wore off. I'm still here. She's still here. Back to fucking reality.
Perhaps I did have a minor mental break. So what?
I made it to Mitch Murder, according to the list on wikipedia for synthwave. That's A through M for the droolers. cheers
Kevin Nelson
Fuck it. It's 10 am, the sky is shitty and overcast(I like that) everyone is passed out(just her) and I poured myself the last of the booze(I know a massive headache is inbound) so I'm going to listen to some sexy bitches do asmr. check it out
Brayden Anderson
I know this is supposed to be a joke, but its a very awful one
Noah Davis
Dylan Wood
it's called a train wreck. you're supposed to watch it
Ayden Hall
what a waste of good drugs and a decent drunk.. I will never post on mu again... though I will hang around to hear how fucking idiotic I've been all night. lemme have it
and I'll post again, after the shame wears off
Andrew Green
im right here with you brother