Why don't you faggots have a ride like mine? Too poor?

Why don't you faggots have a ride like mine? Too poor?

Planet Nibiru draws ever closer and what are you faggots doing? Wasting your time on the internet jerking your tiny dicks to traps and nigger cuck porn. Well I got news for you: Obama has no intention of leaving office for he is the 44th king of Babylon. Blood will flow from every nation and fire will rain from the sky. You will all beg for death as you are buried in the ashes of your loved ones but death will not come. Humanity will be plunged into eternal darkness. Say your prayers, faggots....

Shit bait. Sage

1.It's not yours

2.Escalades are crap. Should have just gotten the GMC and save $20k

3.luxury SUVs in general are shit tier.

OP is a poorly nigg dreamer i guess

Fucking faggots and their manvans.

Glorified Chevy - fucking faggot

Get a Range Rover like a real man you fucking nigger

>Range Rover
>real man

95% of Range Rover drivers are women.

Not bait...I'm white and rich.

Shit bait, fuck off normie.

Eat shit poor fag

I didn't want the cheap one. I wanted the good one. Did I mention is has massage chairs :)

what an ugly piece of shit

Don't be jelly

Jesus, the new ones look like shit

>implying that anyone cares that you have money
You have money, don't be a dick about it.I'm not even one of those hippy liberals either.

because expensive equals good right? companies love gullible people like you!

Ugly, overpriced... Christ, a fucking CADILLAC? What are you, a nigger?

Ok, so you have bad taste and don't know shit about cars, cool.

oh I'm not trust me!

In this case expensive does = good

I don't have a tiny dick to compensate for

Your hands look small tho, maybe thats why you bought this car.

Your suv is shit tier and you should be ashamed of yourself

Rather drive my £350 Clio lol, big American cars are so ugly and only prove how small your dong is

>this

So you got some cash? Big fucking deal. Act like you got some cash, not some frat house fuck boi

>bet your lease payment is a motherfucker.
>repo before 6 months

rolling

The only niggers that can afford Cadillac are athletes.

Does it handle well on straight roads?
Should've gotten some German engineering from BMW.

different strokes for different folks but I assure you it does not

I'd honestly rather own a Honda Pilot or Jeep Cherokee, regardless of how much money I had. Escalades aren't very good cars, user.

Because I'm not a nigger.

Your face when I have a big dick and drive this.

It's literally the same car; the escalade and the yukon, and they're both shit. The escalade only costs more because they know they can sell it to clueless jackasses like you that want to try to show off to other people.

I'm 6'3 manlet

>rich

I grew up in a pretty yuppy neighborhood. The richest people in the area never said a word in didn't buy stupid shit like your car.

It was people like the heir to the Wilson sports company that were ultra proud of being born in the right place at the right time.

Honestly I'd start to be impressed if it was like a Masarati or something. Otherwise I guess it's nice that you're proud of an SUV but pick a better car if you're so rich.

yeah, too poor

Well done op. It's a nice car and IF you earned it with your own money then you got the right to be proud of it and show off. If daddy bought it for you then fuck off

Paid cash...I'm 23

You've never cleaned the interior have you?

>shit car
>small dick

get over yourself

My wife drives a Jeep

Gonna have to see the dick to believe that.

this

I can't imagine having such a tiny penis that you even have to go on the internet and try to overcompensate for it.

I feel nothing but pity for you OP.

I have an unlimited carwash membership. Outside gets washed every day and inside once a week.

>top kek

If you're 23 and you bought this.. this of all things in that price range. Just shows what a tasteless wanna be fuck boi you are.

>an hero, please

You have some of the same toggles as my rusted out 12 year old Pontiac lol

if his dick was that impressive he would have posted it already since he's trying to show off

Unless your 105 lb blonde you don't get to see.

Small dick confirmed

You're getting bamboozled on the interior work. Whatever industrial park you work in has a ton of dust if it's that bad after only a week.

hahahahahaha I knew it! tiny dick detected!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

You can give us the outline in your underpants or something. Get creative.

911 you cheap fuck

Wow willing to give us pictures where the reflections in the car give us compromising information but you would post your tiny weewee, sad.

105lbs blonde boy named chad. Goddamn op, you're the biggest faggot I've ever seen. Buys expensive shit ride and comes to Sup Forums to get validation.

Good god just kill yourself

Now that's what I call class.

Too energetic.

Not as bad ass as my ride here's my profile too Look me up I'm famous bitch. So famous the bitches are too ashamed to get with me cuz of all this swag.

pshh pls tyrone, stealing 4 bikes is hardly a workout

shit tier car that it took 60 years to even be controllable in a turn

Most of the losers that haunt this site don't have drivers licenses, let alone own cars, so why would they care?

>Your face when I am a big dick and drive this
FTFY.

front or 4w drive?

You don't know true class until you've driven one of these :D

ya but i got dubs so go fuck yourself

I drive a nissan sentra, but you don't see me going up to homeless people saying "HAHA I HAVE A CAR AND YOU DON'T!".

OP fucking off at work, showing off his boss' /Dad's Cattletruck pretending it's his. We are not impressed.

nigger mobile detected

4 wheeled vehicles are for homosexuals that enjoy the taste of semen

why dont you have a vehicle like mine?

>school shooter profile

Lmao, have fun with your terrible investment. Why didn't you buy a car that would go up in value over the years instead of one that drops below half its value by the time the next model is out.

>I'm white and rich

Sorry to break it to ya, but you're in debt and a dumbass.

don't feel like working to pay the bank and lease, I'm happy with my $8,500 beater that a bought 5 years ago. Gets me laid and makes me $$$$$

Jesus, is that what Americans consider a good car? Hideous design, it can't turn corners or overtake properly, obnoxiously large plastic and tacky OP

OP probably was out washing his bosses car lol. What a faggot. Hope you get fired. And your 501 pound blonde wife dies

>SUV
>Thinking he is superior because he got a not even that expensive car
>Dick the size of a stick
Also, your car is shit, if you want a big car get a pic related. It even goes like 300 kph, is a fucking audi and that DSG sound.
Also,
>Matrix indicators

I enjoy that taste

Cheap ass rims was what I first saw

dont forget drug dealers

they can also

No car goes up in value retard.

Ferrari's do

I heard Audi's are fucking cheap on the inside, is this true?

False

OP does also

No, this isn't what we consider good. Just this one faggot.

Nice ride user. Gib monies plox

Nice rental car mate

Because I'm confident about my penis size.

audi owns ferrari now

pretty sure they use alot of the same switch gear and accessories

cross platform cost savings hurr durr

OK...send me info and I'll send you $100 for not being a hater.

i do, in fact, have a working penis and i am not gay, so i don't need this type of penile prostetics.

also, dubdubs checked

in places where people have actual wealth, they laugh at people like you who think they have money.

sry i need to drive a small car to compensate to countervail ma dick.

Is that a bullet hole in the grill? Did you get shot at whilst driving it through the hood you nigger??

Yes BMW is superior in every way.
BMW = drivers car, Audi = womans car, Merc = old man's car

No car you would drive everyday goes up in value.

>classics
>vintage
>prototype

Just asking....

nobody uses that faggy term

english motherfucker do you speak it

What is my Pontiac lolololol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>no cars go up in value

This is probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard. New cars rarely go up in value, little Timmy, but old classics always retain their value and increase in value. Just lately the Porche 912 skyrocketed in price, people are finding them and restoring them for huge profits. But what do I know, I only flip cars for a living.

Even Pontiac Azteks had a brief price bump from Breaking Bad.