Is this the quintessential flick?

Is this the quintessential flick?

cap as captain of football team it was fate

OP: The Character

why is another misspelled in the caption

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>tfw it gave me a scat fetish

That's disgusting.

That's appalling.

I can't believe no one has ever taken a dump on your chest!

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i'd jerk off with her shit tbqh famalam

>Lopez Rodriguez the Mexican finger painter will never give you a Mexican handjob

he just knew

no

Yes, the only true teenkino.

It's one of my favorite comedies, but a lot is lost if you've never seen the 2 movies it's primarily making fun of

I'm guessing American Pie but what's the other one?

She's All That

She's All That

I don't know why, but the funniest line in the movie to me is the part with the brother and his friends singing during the montage.

>Gettin pussy no matter what
>Even if it with filthy slut
>True love is what I want the most
and then the cook in a really good singing voice goes
>I just jerked off in your french toast!

Just the delivery of the cook's singing line is perfect

tfw I unironically love the types of movies this pokes fun at.

I don't mind them, but they were EVERYWHERE in the 90s. It says a lot that this movie pretty much killed the genre for years by showing how predictable those movies were.

I've never seen either or Varsity Blues, but it's my favorite comedy. All the things that it makes fun of are kind of cliches or ubiquitous enough that it's pretty close to universal if you've seen ANY of those kind of movies.

It might be because my older sister and cousin would always watch that shit and I had to watch them too. Along the way I started secretly loving them.

I still secretly love romantic type movies to this day.

Prom tonight, it's gonna be the bomb!
Prom tonight, it's gonna be a prom!

>ywn be Mia Kirshner's brother

I'm only in this song because I'm a black guy!

"She's all that" killed the genre. This movie just salted the earth.

>I am the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like: "Damn," "Shit," and "That is whack."

lol

>Can I ask you a question? Why is it then whenever I tell a guy to put it wherever they want, they always stick it in my ass?
>Damn.
>That's way too much information for me, Catherine.
>Oh no Jake. Way too much information would be telling you that whenever they're done I always take a huge dump.
>Shit.
>On their chest.
>Oh, that is whack.

>jakey, jakey about to make a big... mistakey
>HAHAHA