Is there an actor with a more depressing life than Cory Haim?

Is there an actor with a more depressing life than Cory Haim?

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At least he's still in movies and relevant

There are bigger contributing factors to a depressing life than just having a shitty career.

He nontheless pulled himself through addiction and bounced back with a solid career

Haim is like if Grammer failed after Cheers and spent his last years doing coke and drinking in a shitty apartment

Was he Donatello or was that the other one

He got to get fucked by Charlie Sheen, that's every girl's dream come true.

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>boohoo I had to suck a few cocks and spread my asshole to earn tons of money and fame and then I blew it all on drugs and killed myself

I wonder if I coulda beat Charlie in a fight, prime vs prime, both coked out, or both dead straight? I woulda smashed that smug mug till it looked like cory haim.. maybe.

Never heard of this guy, what was so terrible?

Charlie Sheen assfucked him repeatedly when he was like five years old because he convinced him that's the normal thing that young boys let older guys do to them.

They're talking about Charlie Sheen in that video. They can't say his name because of the threat of lawsuits.

>both coked out
kek

My bad, I got that video mixed up with this one:

youtube.com/watch?v=BlZxPPzjIb0

I thought the straight thing was funnier.

Being straight is the last thing Charlie Sheen will be dead from.

I thought it was just scripted horseshit until I heard the percussion playing. Then I knew it was serious.

did Charlie have AIDS yet when he fucked the Coreys

Keanu

He's bullshit rich now though and his career is on a bit of an upturn

Ya, I was going for the poor man's irony. How about, Charlie is shot to death in a street altercation with an unknown adversary. Witnesses say the tall black individual bore a striking resemblance to one, Magic Johnson. If this is indeed accurate, it is believed that Mr. Sheen knew exactly how magic his Johnson was. Tie that fucker up with a red ribbon.

>ywn fuck corey haims boipussi post lost boys pre license to drive

pedowood pls leave

where is this coming from? i heard he got raped by a producer

listen, no one forced him to fuck all those kike producers.

he got what he wanted