Hydrate, you fricks!

Hydrate, you fricks!

i will not drink your dirty seaman water.

Kids in Africa would love to drink that glass

Sea Man?

Planet Nibiru draws ever closer and what are you faggots doing? Wasting your time on the internet jerking your tiny dicks to traps and nigger cuck porn. Well I got news for you: Obama has no intention of leaving office for he is the 44th king of Babylon. Blood will flow from every nation and fire will rain from the sky. You will all beg for death as you are buried in the ashes of your loved ones but death will not come. Humanity will be plunged into eternal darkness. Say your prayers, faggots....

Im kinda thirsty u no

pls no

GB2/GLP/

LET'S GO MOTHERFUCKER

sure

No fuck you ill drink when i want

no

Lets go

Sheeeeeeeit

no

Check em'

No one tells me what to do

Hydrate me pls

please i'm so thirsty

But water isn't mtn dew

k

Im thirsty AF fam

I could use a glass of water.
But, if I fail, I'll end up having a glass of juice with a spicy beef patty followed by a cup of black coffee and some juice.
So I'm not sure if I really want dubs or not. But here goes nothing!

do it faggot

Congratulations user, let's see that water

water me up sally check em

How do you drink glass?

Get out

I WILL NOT

Roll I have nothing left to lose

no

You people need to stop getting my hopes up, then letting me down.

Break it into small pieces first.

...

roll

that's me on the photo lol

NEVER

Ill drink 5 if this gets trips

I was going to go get one anyway

And look, I still am! How about that...

Why do you think we posted it?

Water is for pussys

oh fuck

i never get dubs

Actually, I think by the laws of Sup Forums, you need to have 2 now. As the first one you intended was completely separate from the roll.

trips i chug a whole gallon

Of bull semen?
Where did you get a gallon of bull semen?

Sure

Won't happen.

drink roll

where did you get the idea that i meant bull semen, when i am replying to a thread talking about drinking water

roll

fuck your fucking water
i only drink vodka

let me drink daddy

What board are you on?
Everything should make perfect sense when you figure that out.

chcked

edgy

just a sip pleas

But I'm allergic to water...

for my nation
>for my people

we are brave

water suck, Gatorade better.

H2O is way better.

Hhhh

check map, obviously walking in circles

Cannabis water is 10/10

Enjoy your fucking water

Strange... I don't remember raping you in the woods....

foosball is for the satan

does it still count as rape, even if i didnt feel it ?

Fuck you OP

yeah.

tru and tru, i enjoy cannabis tea. fuck the price point tho

Statutory rape would be my guess.
Same thing as date rape. That passed out bitch didn't really feel it. But it's still technically rape.

Dunno guys, this is a risky thread

if you need electrolytes that badly, you can buy water drops that contain them and add them to your water. there is literally no reason to waste money on that overpriced sugar water. i find it funny how they market it as being healthy and then proceed to dump loads of sugar in every bottle.

if you are still drinking sugary drinks in the year 2017 you really need to check yourself and stop being a basic-ass human.

well the thing about date rape is that, you need to find a date first

...

please no dubs

if this ends in 8 I'll down the rest of my sake

the photo I took is not working but rest assured I drank the life giving liquid, godspeed.

roll

Rolling for proper hydration.

Rollin

Yeah, but you don't have to take her out ON the date. Just gotta find her and your moment to slip Bill Cosby into her drink.

I've had maybe 2 pints of water since Sunday.
Maybe not even that.
I'm shit at keeping myself hydrated.
I'm proper fucking good at necking booze though.

honestly all i drink is hateraid, and pepsi. im in top physical shape and a marine, with over 301 comfirmed kills.

but what if i end up loving her?

No

Isn't that why you kidnapped her in the first place?
Because you thought you might love her?

Clearly the only answer is to tie her up in a basement or something so you can continue to show your affections until she has a change of heart.

even if you were serious, depending on other facets of ones diet a person can get away with drinking sugary crap for a while, but eventually it all compounds and your body crosses a threshold some time when you get older and metabolism slows down, and then it really fucks you up and by then its so written into your reward pathways its near impossible to stop.
the earth gave us plenty of water, we are literally mostly water. why we had to go fuck that up and add poison to it is beyond me. kind of like how the earth gave us horses, but we had to go invent cars which are deadly machines that make people lazy and constantly break down requiring thousands of dollars of repairs.

people need to get back to basics and start living right before it is too late.

nice dubs btw.

Cars don't tire. You can go thousands of miles in a car in a few days. But it would take months on horseback.

Not to mention the huge piles of shit all over every road.

ya im sippin a green tea, you got me.

and yes i agree, we went the wrong way

as for this cuck, i ride a chocobo... BITCH.

Hydration is very important my friends

rollin

rolling

oh thank god

it was just an example, modern convenience can be nice, but really noone even thinks about owning a horse anymore, our society is set up in a way that makes it unfeasible now, people literally will drive one mile to the store instead of even walking, its just a waste and congests the roads and kills the planet, i like the idea of cars for a long trip but people just use them way too much to the point they become lazy and complacent, just want to move from their chair at their house to their chair in their car and press their foot down to go to more places to sit down.. i mean there are of course exceptions, it just seems backwards as hell to me.

Marty I'm scared

I'm thirsty!

I can't argue your point about the laziness, but that's human nature for the most part.

Horses farting out CH4 and breathing out CO2 accounts for a fair bit of pollution too. So don't think they're "green" animals by any means. And that's ignoring the amount of crop land required to feed the fuckers that could be sued to feed us.

its good to see others who feel like me and are willing to explain the view. i just wanna knocked off most of the population.