Who do i pick Sup Forums?

who do i pick Sup Forums?

yes, I'll go with Halo man, or maybe Zelda cause he's real cool

Sure you don't want Zelda for his cute, elvish boi pussy?

>Halo
>Zelda
Wut

>Names Link: Zelda
>Names Master Chief: Halo
But you somehow got Samus right?

I choose Samus because I don't want to die a virgin.

thats metroid you fucktards

This.

Also I'd choose Samus.

well, maybe, you never know

Dem tits! One summon and the other 8 are dead.

Scorpion can take you to hell, where no one could get you

>halo
>zelda

Megaman he can just take their abilities.

Scorpion, obviously.

Kenshiro>Samus>>>>>powergap>>>>everything else

He has to beat them first, though.

Newfags

Tifa and samus
Ain't dying a virgin

>tifa uses ultima
>everyone is now dead

Halo is moar powerful than Metroid, dumbass. They can do the same shit, but Halo is a man and stronger.

Master Chief. He has the most guns

Ken. Fuck the rest.

>samus
You mean Metroid?

I think you replied to the wrong person, friendo.

Not all the same things. She can roll up into a tiny ball stuff. I'm assuming that makes her stealthier and harder to hit. Also she has a lot of bombs.

>a power gap between samus and scorpion

You're fuckin stupid

Scorpion, of course.

This. Scorpion is a demon and can summon the power of the Netherrealm. Medtroid is just a chick in a suit. Without the suit, she's shit.

Why would anyone pick Zelda. He's a fag and would be BTFO in seconds against literally anyone else on the list.

They are just sarcastic names, newfags

....

Ryu

This

>tifa
fuck her die happy

I would choose Samus Aran

...

Excuse me pleb. But it's called the Netherealm. But I don't expect you to know that. Filthy fucking casual

Spartan 117. Luck is always on his side when he needs it most. It'd be fun to see Cheif fight Ryu though.

If you dont choose the ninja demon, Scorpion your a faggot.

>kenshiro
let him fuck your ass, die happy

You'd be dead, quickly

This is my new favorite image.

Hell = Netherealm faggot. Christianity is a corruption of the true religion of the Outworld.

Chief wouldn't let me down

I'm sure that's what you need to believe to justify calling it hell when you knew better eh?

I pick the gear group

Why? The dude let his dad die. Dick move imho

scorpion
teleport to netherrealm, nobody can follow, you are save

>Zelda
>Halo
>Not calling Samus Metroid

Yeah. Most of those fags die at some point. They spend the rest of the time sucking each others' cocks. Scorpion would fuck them up without even trying

>being this new

Then why isn't Samus called metroid if it's just a big goof

It's called bait, newfag. And you just took it.

To make you think it isn't. Ya see. Baiting used to be an art. Now all you have to do is post a picture of a black dude's cock and you have infinite replies.

Girls can't protect shit so I go with Metroid

Checked those 1s

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy, eh kills aliens and doesnt afraid of anything.

girls can't protect shit so I go with >Metroid
I hope this is bait

I hope that pathetic attempt at greentext is bait

His robot assistant lady, Bing, is smart and kind of sexy ;)

No cunt it was not bait. It lacks the intrinsical value that is bait on Sup Forums.
This just doesn't make sense, it's a goof but it doesn't want me to think it's a goof? And how is baiting relevant to the first sentence of your post

green mario