Prove that you're white

Prove that you're white.

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GET MONKEYED XD

This is in my extensive Anti-SJW folder...?

Is that zone?

Smart enough to own a revolver instead of a glock

ive never been to prison and i know my father

I have a job

The cameras dont follow me around Walmart

all my brothers have the same dad and we know his name

Obama hates me

Got pulled over for speeding last week. Didn't get a ticket.

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I use soap in the shower

I went over to my parent's house and my Dad congratulated me on my latest promotion at work. He said "I guess all that hard work in college and on the job really paid off." Mom was happy, too... and since it was their 25th anniversary, I took them to dinner. As their only child, it's the least I could do. Dad did insist on leaving the tip. It was almost as much as the dinner.

My house has 12 bookshelves

Dating a nigress, can confirm soap touches her hair about twice a month

Is that a Internet explorer religion

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I peel the crust off of my bread.

I'm 25 with a 770 credit score

Yup that checks out

Taxis stop for me.

i fully believe salt is a spice.

Well, I already gave money to your charity at work, but here's a little more.

I'm not a robot

When I smile my lips disappear.

I will get approved for a legit loan with a low apr.

My jacket is from L.L.Bean

i cannot stand chicken, shitty dry tasteless mean, only good bit on kfc is the flavoring, fuck fired chicken, fuck watermelon, fuck those shitty paki sweet shops, i dont smoke your shitty weed, vodka and larger all the way DEUS VULT!!!!!!

I am sad very often so I go to paid professional counselling even though I haven't experienced any progress in over a year.

I'm not in jail

Sneakers? I have a couple of cheap pairs. They're just sneakers.

Why are you talking about sneakers? This has nothing to do with waht I just posted.

Here, take some money and leave me alone.

I have read and understand the coverage of all five of my insurance policies

I pay taxes, have a house and car i've buy and I have no debt

I live in a nice neighborhood where no one even bothers locking their homes or cars.

I try to break my own stereotypes by not going to starbucks.

Just bought a new Mountain Hardware jacket after i got off work at the refinerry yesterday

which country is that?

*puts on MAGA hat*

Negress*, illiterate fuck.

I believe that fat asses are not attractive.

1. I voted Trump
2. Played baseball
3. Own cowboy boots
4. Drive a camaro
5. Hate rap
6. Own a pair of ray-bans
~White guy

I have been fishing numerous times with my father, never been arrested.

study physics
voted for gary johnson
vegetarian
rides bikes

nah, you're probably hispanic; best guess is puerto rican

I want to take bbc in my mouth and ass

No sickle cell disease.

Degree in mathematics
Mountain bikes
Plans to be investment banker

I'm asked to walk girls to their cars.

>internalized racism detected
Why do you hate yourself so much, Negro?

i enjoy watching nigger monkeys fuck my wife?

pmsl fuck you cuck

I listen to Eminem.

My last name is O'Flaherty

I fucked every black guy in my school because fucking my brother got boring

I like eating BBC cream pies out of my wife's pussy.

Pissing yourself? Sorry about your incontinence.

I like classical music.

I am completely normal, I have no support groups and the benchmark which other societies aim to achieve.

i drink Starbucks

I have a dad, I'm not super smart, I am an American citizen and so are my parents, and I smoke hella dank kush bro

get let off with a warning every time im pulled over, never got a ticket in my life.

what are you doing in a race hate thread on Sup Forums on Sup Forums, did you get lost on the way to the scientology church faggot???¿¿¿???

Got roasted drinking in public in a park by a cop. Let me off with a warning.

Faggots come in all colors, nigger

The only rap I listen to is Lil Wayne.

beta fag detected.