You walk into your room and see this. What do now?
You walk into your room and see this. What do now?
Grab and eat a slice of pizza then fuck her I guess
Turn 180 degrees and walk backwards
take away pizza and replace with pic related
eat GIRL fuck PIZZA
>close the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
Tell her that I too like cheese pizza.
raep tiem
This ahahah, but actually freak the fuck out because I hate it when women eat in my bed. It's fucking disgusting and the ultimate sign of a low quality woman.
360 degrees and walk away
1. Ask her if she's some secret human form my cat's been hiding.
2. If yes, find out if she's still in heat.
It's a virus.
You'll be waking backwards towards her.
Fuck tard
it's not, you just have to close the shit out of those horrid popups and the video will play
Turn 360 degree and walk away
"Whoa whoa whoa, what kind of fucking heathen are you? Pizza in bed? Get the fuck out."
i know that girl
natalie from zishy
>If she doesn't object, I make out with her ass
>You walk into your room and see this. What do now?
yet another 12 year old gay faggot posting a random 9gag pic lazily asking for expert advice about how should he masterbate his ridicolously tiny flaccid saggy penis
Moonwalk like a boss
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"where's my piece?"
Eat pizza with her and talk about our feelings
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lel
Veganfag here I'm keeping my distance, I can't eat chese
Kekd
tell her to get the fuck off the bed because i don't want crumbs when i'm trying to sleep
new friend
You fat cow leave the pizza alone ffs! Look at that ass, go hit the treadmill before i whip out the belt again.
Fuck pizza, kill girl, sell bed.
turn around 360 degrees and walk away
>get on top of girl
>insert penis into dipping sauce then proceed to fuck pizza vigorously
>cum all over bed and pizza
>slap girl in face with pizza slice
>ask her if it was as good for her if it was for me
Anonymous 01/17/17(Tue)19:37:25 No.719309224▶
turn around 360 degrees and walk away
Anonymous 01/17/17(Tue)14:41:32 No.719309591▶
Anonymous 01/17/17(Tue)19:37:25 No.719309224▶
turn around 360 degrees and walk away
360 and run
gently kiss her ass cheeks and let her enjoy the piza
Get a slice of each
>Roll a slice of pizza over my dick
>Add tape so the pizza is literally attached to my dick
>Start to anally fuck the hoe
Titty fuck her butt cheeks.
> (You)
>Anonymous 01/17/17(Tue)14:41:32 No.719309591▶
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>Anonymous 01/17/17(Tue)19:37:25 No.719309224▶
>turn around 360 degrees and walk away
(You)
Anonymous 01/17/17(Tue)14:41:32 No.719309591▶
Anonymous 01/17/17(Tue)19:37:25 No.719309224▶
turn around 360 degrees and walk away
virgin detected
she eats pizza and it eat ass
dam girl where did you come from
Make her a bowl of eggs and later for apprecation I will give her a rimjob.
Then probably we will part ways.
do 360 and walk away
fold pizza slice in half with my weiner in between and proceed to have the greasiest sex evar. Then get her to order more
wake up?
youtube.com
top 100 !! :D
You walk into your room and see this. What do now?
Eat pussy then fuck pizza
eat everything in sight
The fuck would I eat food that's been on her filthy ass. Imagine all the public bathrooms she's been in. Gross.
>thread
Faggot detected. Ass pizza is bomb
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Beat her ass for forgetting the mushrooms.
Id fuck her raw, that ass is worth 2 whole days of just ruthless fucking
Take the Blue Moon from her filthy mitts and drink it. Then, I don't know, go buy more Blue Moon I guess.
give her a hard spanking for drinking blue moon from a can
>Sprite
Find a new girl.
7up is the shiet
Autism at it's finest.
Id just do what I do every time there's a girl in my bed room.
>smoke weed
>play vidya
Probably yell at her for fucking eating on my bed like a third world nigger. Then fuck her while she apologizes profusely
turn 360 degrees and walk side ways to oven, turn 360 degrees walk side ways, grab her in 360 degree angle and eat the pizza.
You forgot to turn the oven to 360 degrees F
>implying she would give a fuck what you want
Kek
Take the pizza off her, what the fuck does she think she's doing eating my pizza