Be me

>be me
>not gay
>fap a lot
>becomes too time consuming
>purchase a dildo purely for prostate stimulation
>not gay
>dildo is too much for me at first
>eventually my asshole gets used to it
>normally stick it to a book and put it on the floor
>legdayeveryday.jpg
>after a month my ass can now take a good pounding
>not gay
>dildo isn't enough anymore

how do i convince my black friend to fuck my ass, purely for prostate stimulation, because the dildo i've used for the past month isn't enough anymore without sounding gay?

pic related

by bigger dildo

Fagtron.

>not gay
>wants his black friend to fuck his ass
>not gay

That's... pretty fuckin' gay, OP.

>legdayeveryday.jpg
>dildo isn't enough anymore
>how can I ask my friend to fuck me in the ass, totally not gay though

Jesus Christ, take a tolerance break you fucking faggot. It's not enough because you probably fuck your own ass 3 times a day.

an obvious solution. considered that but i kind of want the real thing

u wan me to r8 ur b8, m8 cuz this is gr8

OP is probably crying now because he is realising that hes a faggot

>purely for prostate stimulation
>literally thousands of objects to choose from
>goes with the rubber dick
>not gay

yep. can confirm. op might think he is not gay, but he is a little faggot.

guys did you hear OP hes not fucking gay alright?

that sounds kind of gay reading it back. i meant i'm lazy and don't want to ride so much

i said i'm not gay

Good question OP. How does a man ask another man to fuck him in the ass without sounding gay?

this, he said it twice, I believe him

what object would you propose then?

Trips don't lie, Shakira.

It's the same as when you skip a week of masturbation and it's the best jizz you've ever had all over again.

Also, go outside

i'm gonna be honest this sounds really, really gay
but you say you aren't so i'll take your word for it

Shoots wads fucking self in ass with dick shaped dildo - maybe not gay, but you are no longer straight.

Gettimg buddy to fuck you up the ass with his cock - yer a faggot. Own that shit cos. Being a bottom faggot is awesome. Own. It.

I have a dildo and other devices designed purely for prostate stimulation. I have zero sexual interest in men, and quite enjoy fucking the shit out of women.

How do autists still think prostate stimulation makes you gay? Feels great son.

Anything that isn't shaped like a penis.

>shoving a plastic dick in ass
>not gay

That's not how things work there lil faggot.

peas, ball bearings, dimes

buy a machine to fuck you in the ass

that would actually be a dream

or find a chick to peg you with a strap on (not gay)

Have an upvote good sir

how about doing it faster?

Im here to defend OP, HES NOT GAY!

just because you like dicks in your butt doesn't make you gay! Its just for prostate stimulation, purely straight, not gay, in the butthole prostate stimulation.

Is it alright if your friend can cum deep into your asshole OP? Still wouldn't make you gay just helping him out too younknowwhatimsayin?

>posts this faggotry
>"that would be a dream"
>being this far in the closet

agreed

trust me, i'm already riding it to the point that my ankles are completely shot afterwards

HEY! He isn't gay!

He is a faggot

>purely for prostate stimulation

then lay on your bed and do it with your hand that will be faster and the angle should be better

Simulating a cock fucking your butt is quite gay. There's no getting around that.

It's certainly gayer than not shoving things up there.

YLYL HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO!

Fuck off

OP here. don't gay up my thread

You can't possibly be this stupid

What kinda witchcraft is this?

Its all about the ball bearings

Let's face it guys, only sucking cock and loving man jizz in your mouth makes you gay. OP only dreams of getting pounded in the ass by a fat black cock, that's not gay, it's pleasure seeking.

OP, I think its safe to say you are gay if you wanna go as far as to fuck a man, "prostate stimulation" isn't really a excuse when there are plenty of things that you can get off theoretically better, like a vibrator up your ass since they run at different frequencies. If you wanna get fucked by a black guy, cool, consider yourself gay or bi if you're still into women, just get out of the closet bud.

>I'm not gay
Then why is your dildo perfectly modeled after a dick?

I do it all the time

it is prostate stimulation i don't like men and i don't like women either fuck you

coincidence

Buy your friend Banquet fried chicken, grape drink and watermelon, invite him over wearing revealing clothing (Daisy Dukes) and wiggle your butt and ask him to take a shower with you.

nice one OP

you forgot the not gay part here

>convince my black friend to fuck my ass

still not gay

It's not gay if they're bros.

I think every gay man would like to know how to ask this without it being gay

>be op
>spend life fucking men
>asshole becomes blooming cauliflower
>reach old age
>surrounded by fag community
>on deathbed, calls prime fag lover
>manages to whisper in his ear
>"no homo"
>leaves will asking to place on tombstone: here lies a straight man

Okay fam.

you're obviously interested enough to get fucked by a man to reach stimulation so I think that's fair way to say

you gay nigga

>friend to fuck my ass

still not gay

this b8?

Ayyy nigger friend, who you care to fuck me in the ass? I'm not gay, I just need a big black dick so I can cum.

It's the part where he wants his friends dick in his ass that makes this story hilarious. This thread would be dead by now without that bit.

nice dubdubs

dude, you can be into assplay and not be gay but you have to do it with yourself or with a gril.

you can get a gril to peg you and still not be gay. You can get a gril to slide a dildo in your ass while, say, she blows you, and still not be gay.

but when you want that cock to be attached to a male

>fucking gay

kek

>buys dildo for fetish purposes
Not gay
> wants to get fucked in the ass by a brollic black guy
The definition of gay.
Nothing wrong with being gay, but don't deny it.

trips checked

>not gay

"accidently" link him this thread

I need to see it at least three times for me to believe him!

Four times would be to much and I would start to question his sexuality.

Btw op, there are websites for "straight" guys such as yourself that just want to suck or get fucked by a cock!

You might even be able to find a genetic girl to fuck your not gay ass.

I

I honestly don't know how else to say this but...

You're dick in mouth sparklers and spandex gay.

>not gay

Kill yourself faggot

lmao'd

10/10
made me laugh
>not gay
classic

you must be new here

Fuck off

Did Mac write this?

Really? Cause these two little autists
think shoving something phallic up your ass for prostate simulation means you love men. You could literally compare anything you shove up your ass to a dick if you wanted to.

I'd just be honest with him, tell him you are not gay, just looking for prostate massage and you'll let him fuck you (and cum in you, if he wants), you're going to jack off thinking about girls as he pounds you, etc. It's not a big deal between friends.

and when confirmed dykes shove stuff up their cunts?

user, you need a lesson in anatomy, sexuality and pleasure

just ask a girl to fuck you with a strap on. otherwise, you're gay

That's where you're wrong, bucko

this

youre fucking gay

Whatever you need to tell yourself.

I don't care what you do to your sphincter, enjoy yourself.

what websites are these?

kek

>i dont like women either

*you're

now you're making sense.

PAHAHA WHAT!

IT DOESN'T JUST "LOOK" LIKE A DICK IT IS ONE.

IT HAS A BOOBER AND FAMILY JEWELS.

>be me
>not gay
>love a good dick lick purely for the pleasure of licking dicks
>lick dicks a lot
>not gay
>simply licking dicks no longer enough
>start deepthroating cocks daily
>not gay
>start letting guys cum down my throat
>not gay
>"oh fuck you like my big uncut cock down your throat, don't you princess?"
>"yes daddy please let me taste your cum, shoot your load in my whore mouth daddy"
>not gay

Are you so retarded that you believe enjoying prostate stimulation means you are attracted to men? Probably rhetorical considering the platform.

c'mere slut

>not gay

>think shoving something phallic up your ass for prostate simulation means you love men. You could literally compare anything you shove up your ass to a dick if you wanted to.
>has a dildo shaped exactly like a dick
>You could compare anything

BUT YOU CHOSE A DICK WITH A SET OF BALLS DIDN'T YOU.

>Balls not touching
>Not gay

I love how none of you literal pieces of garbage answered his question.

Ayo what you need to do is find yourself a gay bro go on tinder or something, work that ass boyo and get fucked while thinking bout Asian girls, because every fucking loser on this board fantasizes about em. Afterwards date him and be his bitch. Ofcourse make sure to say no homo afterwards or you'll be dead homo my guy.

I'm not gay either OP.

Sometimes I just like to fuck men.

Because I'm bisexual.

Try this, OP.
>not shaped like a dick
>no other male involved (directly)
>not gay

...

>prostate stimulation
>prostate stimulation
>prostate stimulation
you get a fucking dollar every time you say prostate stimulation?

pic related is what you buy when you actually want prostate stimulation

notice how it doesn't look like a dick or anything else but something you stick up your ass?

this is what you get when you're a faggot.

oh but you're not gay. but you don't like women and like dicks, real or fake, in your ass.

Jesus Christ go back to Egypt

You can like to do anal on your own or with women, it doesn't make you gay. What makes you "sexually gay" is have sex with men. But you can be sexually gay and not romantically gay, i.e. have no romantic interest in men,