>be me >not gay >fap a lot >becomes too time consuming >purchase a dildo purely for prostate stimulation >not gay >dildo is too much for me at first >eventually my asshole gets used to it >normally stick it to a book and put it on the floor >legdayeveryday.jpg >after a month my ass can now take a good pounding >not gay >dildo isn't enough anymore
how do i convince my black friend to fuck my ass, purely for prostate stimulation, because the dildo i've used for the past month isn't enough anymore without sounding gay?
pic related
Gavin Rogers
by bigger dildo
Xavier Walker
Fagtron.
Logan Lopez
>not gay >wants his black friend to fuck his ass >not gay
Jace Fisher
That's... pretty fuckin' gay, OP.
Nicholas Carter
>legdayeveryday.jpg >dildo isn't enough anymore >how can I ask my friend to fuck me in the ass, totally not gay though
Jesus Christ, take a tolerance break you fucking faggot. It's not enough because you probably fuck your own ass 3 times a day.
Christian Davis
an obvious solution. considered that but i kind of want the real thing
Isaiah Long
u wan me to r8 ur b8, m8 cuz this is gr8
Christian Rivera
OP is probably crying now because he is realising that hes a faggot
Ethan Walker
>purely for prostate stimulation >literally thousands of objects to choose from >goes with the rubber dick >not gay
Jacob Price
yep. can confirm. op might think he is not gay, but he is a little faggot.
Andrew Smith
guys did you hear OP hes not fucking gay alright?
Brody Taylor
that sounds kind of gay reading it back. i meant i'm lazy and don't want to ride so much
i said i'm not gay
Andrew Peterson
Good question OP. How does a man ask another man to fuck him in the ass without sounding gay?
Elijah Cooper
this, he said it twice, I believe him
Easton King
what object would you propose then?
Jack Torres
Trips don't lie, Shakira.
It's the same as when you skip a week of masturbation and it's the best jizz you've ever had all over again.
Also, go outside
Dominic Reed
i'm gonna be honest this sounds really, really gay but you say you aren't so i'll take your word for it
Hunter Hernandez
Shoots wads fucking self in ass with dick shaped dildo - maybe not gay, but you are no longer straight.
Gettimg buddy to fuck you up the ass with his cock - yer a faggot. Own that shit cos. Being a bottom faggot is awesome. Own. It.
Justin Ortiz
I have a dildo and other devices designed purely for prostate stimulation. I have zero sexual interest in men, and quite enjoy fucking the shit out of women.
How do autists still think prostate stimulation makes you gay? Feels great son.
Jaxson Jones
Anything that isn't shaped like a penis.
Isaac Clark
>shoving a plastic dick in ass >not gay
That's not how things work there lil faggot.
Eli Jenkins
peas, ball bearings, dimes
Gabriel Walker
buy a machine to fuck you in the ass
Cameron Hill
that would actually be a dream
Colton Carter
or find a chick to peg you with a strap on (not gay)
Jonathan Price
Have an upvote good sir
Nolan Evans
how about doing it faster?
John Green
Im here to defend OP, HES NOT GAY!
just because you like dicks in your butt doesn't make you gay! Its just for prostate stimulation, purely straight, not gay, in the butthole prostate stimulation.
Jack Anderson
Is it alright if your friend can cum deep into your asshole OP? Still wouldn't make you gay just helping him out too younknowwhatimsayin?
William Miller
>posts this faggotry >"that would be a dream" >being this far in the closet
Justin Gonzalez
agreed
trust me, i'm already riding it to the point that my ankles are completely shot afterwards
Jackson Robinson
HEY! He isn't gay!
He is a faggot
Carter Brown
>purely for prostate stimulation
Brayden Morgan
then lay on your bed and do it with your hand that will be faster and the angle should be better
John Brooks
Simulating a cock fucking your butt is quite gay. There's no getting around that.
It's certainly gayer than not shoving things up there.
Henry Wright
YLYL HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO!
Sebastian Bailey
Fuck off
Blake Peterson
OP here. don't gay up my thread
Elijah Thomas
You can't possibly be this stupid
Jayden Allen
What kinda witchcraft is this?
Leo Martin
Its all about the ball bearings
Nathaniel Morales
Let's face it guys, only sucking cock and loving man jizz in your mouth makes you gay. OP only dreams of getting pounded in the ass by a fat black cock, that's not gay, it's pleasure seeking.
Parker Watson
OP, I think its safe to say you are gay if you wanna go as far as to fuck a man, "prostate stimulation" isn't really a excuse when there are plenty of things that you can get off theoretically better, like a vibrator up your ass since they run at different frequencies. If you wanna get fucked by a black guy, cool, consider yourself gay or bi if you're still into women, just get out of the closet bud.
Lincoln Peterson
>I'm not gay Then why is your dildo perfectly modeled after a dick?
Aaron Thomas
I do it all the time
Gavin Jones
it is prostate stimulation i don't like men and i don't like women either fuck you
coincidence
Nathaniel Russell
Buy your friend Banquet fried chicken, grape drink and watermelon, invite him over wearing revealing clothing (Daisy Dukes) and wiggle your butt and ask him to take a shower with you.
John Perez
nice one OP
Logan Gomez
you forgot the not gay part here
Lucas Thomas
>convince my black friend to fuck my ass
still not gay
Jackson Jones
It's not gay if they're bros.
Charles Watson
I think every gay man would like to know how to ask this without it being gay
Oliver Harris
>be op >spend life fucking men >asshole becomes blooming cauliflower >reach old age >surrounded by fag community >on deathbed, calls prime fag lover >manages to whisper in his ear >"no homo" >leaves will asking to place on tombstone: here lies a straight man
Okay fam.
Anthony Parker
you're obviously interested enough to get fucked by a man to reach stimulation so I think that's fair way to say
you gay nigga
Leo Campbell
>friend to fuck my ass
still not gay
Nolan Gomez
this b8?
Jackson Hernandez
Ayyy nigger friend, who you care to fuck me in the ass? I'm not gay, I just need a big black dick so I can cum.
Angel King
It's the part where he wants his friends dick in his ass that makes this story hilarious. This thread would be dead by now without that bit.
Aiden Torres
nice dubdubs
dude, you can be into assplay and not be gay but you have to do it with yourself or with a gril.
you can get a gril to peg you and still not be gay. You can get a gril to slide a dildo in your ass while, say, she blows you, and still not be gay.
but when you want that cock to be attached to a male
>fucking gay
Nathaniel Davis
kek
Charles Cooper
>buys dildo for fetish purposes Not gay > wants to get fucked in the ass by a brollic black guy The definition of gay. Nothing wrong with being gay, but don't deny it.
Josiah Cooper
trips checked
Carson Adams
>not gay
Carter Moore
"accidently" link him this thread
Justin Edwards
I need to see it at least three times for me to believe him!
Four times would be to much and I would start to question his sexuality.
Btw op, there are websites for "straight" guys such as yourself that just want to suck or get fucked by a cock!
You might even be able to find a genetic girl to fuck your not gay ass.
Luis Garcia
I
I honestly don't know how else to say this but...
You're dick in mouth sparklers and spandex gay.
Gavin Morgan
>not gay
Adrian Cooper
Kill yourself faggot
Carter Sanders
lmao'd
Nolan Murphy
10/10 made me laugh >not gay classic
Isaiah Bennett
you must be new here
Joseph Hall
Fuck off
Carter Jones
Did Mac write this?
Noah Reed
Really? Cause these two little autists think shoving something phallic up your ass for prostate simulation means you love men. You could literally compare anything you shove up your ass to a dick if you wanted to.
Evan Roberts
I'd just be honest with him, tell him you are not gay, just looking for prostate massage and you'll let him fuck you (and cum in you, if he wants), you're going to jack off thinking about girls as he pounds you, etc. It's not a big deal between friends.
Ryder Gonzalez
and when confirmed dykes shove stuff up their cunts?
user, you need a lesson in anatomy, sexuality and pleasure
Joseph Scott
just ask a girl to fuck you with a strap on. otherwise, you're gay
Leo Collins
That's where you're wrong, bucko
Liam Stewart
this
Sebastian Thompson
youre fucking gay
Ryder Sanders
Whatever you need to tell yourself.
I don't care what you do to your sphincter, enjoy yourself.
Carter Barnes
what websites are these?
Aaron Sullivan
kek
Lincoln Myers
>i dont like women either
Adam Diaz
*you're
Aaron Miller
now you're making sense.
Samuel Ramirez
PAHAHA WHAT!
IT DOESN'T JUST "LOOK" LIKE A DICK IT IS ONE.
IT HAS A BOOBER AND FAMILY JEWELS.
Julian Lopez
>be me >not gay >love a good dick lick purely for the pleasure of licking dicks >lick dicks a lot >not gay >simply licking dicks no longer enough >start deepthroating cocks daily >not gay >start letting guys cum down my throat >not gay >"oh fuck you like my big uncut cock down your throat, don't you princess?" >"yes daddy please let me taste your cum, shoot your load in my whore mouth daddy" >not gay
Jack Carter
Are you so retarded that you believe enjoying prostate stimulation means you are attracted to men? Probably rhetorical considering the platform.
Cameron Cook
c'mere slut
Nolan Richardson
>not gay
Joshua Miller
>think shoving something phallic up your ass for prostate simulation means you love men. You could literally compare anything you shove up your ass to a dick if you wanted to. >has a dildo shaped exactly like a dick >You could compare anything
BUT YOU CHOSE A DICK WITH A SET OF BALLS DIDN'T YOU.
Cameron Sullivan
>Balls not touching >Not gay
Aiden Wright
I love how none of you literal pieces of garbage answered his question.
Ayo what you need to do is find yourself a gay bro go on tinder or something, work that ass boyo and get fucked while thinking bout Asian girls, because every fucking loser on this board fantasizes about em. Afterwards date him and be his bitch. Ofcourse make sure to say no homo afterwards or you'll be dead homo my guy.
Caleb Martin
I'm not gay either OP.
Sometimes I just like to fuck men.
Because I'm bisexual.
Juan Butler
Try this, OP. >not shaped like a dick >no other male involved (directly) >not gay
Zachary Rodriguez
...
Michael Young
>prostate stimulation >prostate stimulation >prostate stimulation you get a fucking dollar every time you say prostate stimulation?
pic related is what you buy when you actually want prostate stimulation
notice how it doesn't look like a dick or anything else but something you stick up your ass?
this is what you get when you're a faggot.
oh but you're not gay. but you don't like women and like dicks, real or fake, in your ass.
Jesus Christ go back to Egypt
Matthew Butler
You can like to do anal on your own or with women, it doesn't make you gay. What makes you "sexually gay" is have sex with men. But you can be sexually gay and not romantically gay, i.e. have no romantic interest in men,