You have the power to change 2 things you wish on Earth. Name it

You have the power to change 2 things you wish on Earth. Name it.

eliminate blacks and muslims

Knew that was coming but not so fast.

>niggers and nigger culture no longer exists, however, there are still blacks.
can't get rid of dat jungle booty
>jews no longer exist, at all, and will never resurface

Cool

rolling

I wish the core of the earth was replaced with a vast quantity of Styrofoam packing peanuts.

And that the ocean was replaced with the chemicals that create that rapidly expanding foam.

Eradicate the human race and make myself immortal.

I want to see what species would emerge as the next dominant species.

Barbarical religions such as Islam
Idk, maybe restore the north pole and the forest?

I would love to be an insane but 'all-knowing' guiding deity of a lost race

I'm dead, and no one remembers me.

If in that order, are you saying you're not human? I can buy that, I suppose.

That pretty much sums up how I feel as well

1: The top 10% 0f attractive women find balding paunchy pasty older guys irresistibly attractive.

2: Change spelling from "Earth" to "Urth."

Though question.

First, limitless clean energy for all I guess.

Then eliminate human vice. Basically Jean Rodenberry the hell out of that shit then die happy knowing the species has the best shot it can.

How about a twist on that - all the Muslim women are set free, and their minds are cleared of brainwashing; the Muslim men all blow themselves up to get their harem of so-called virgins. (The virgins are virgin goats, but that won't stop them.)

>eliminate human vice
Holeup, holeup... Some of them vices is worth keeping around.

I wish OP wasn't such a fucking faggot, the other wish is just a spare.

nice, but I would have said niggers & jews

you could say all non-aryans and still have one left

1. all people other than me are gone.
2. Generator like in Star Treks. or at least robots to make hamburgers.

all profit.

Make the water red and rename the planet to Birth

You mean Gene? Oh and Vice wasn't eliminated in that universe...yes synthahol but humans existed outside of federation...a lot of fleet officers still drank romulan ale anyways.

eliminate white people for the reason of oppressing everyone else and having too much greed.

1. Turn all food to donuts.
2. No religions.

All people who are greater than 25% jewish immediately die.

All people who are greater than 50% chinese die.

There, I just solved all the serious problems, just some mop-up work left.

1. Wish to become a billionaire
2. women do anything and everything i tell them to
for example
I walk up to ariana grande on the street and tell her "hey, lets go have sex". She going to be excited and say yes :D

1. Gain 3 inches of Cock
2. Get girlfriend

--I am omnipotent.
--don't need a 2nd thing, I'll take it from there--Dr. Manhattan the fuck outta the middle east, etc.

Every girl has a thick ass
No white people

Kek. Go rob another store, Tyrone.

if you were a billionaire, women would do whatever you told them to anyways, they are all whores. You wasted a wish.