In this bread we roleplay as hackers.
>im in
In this bread we roleplay as hackers
>Who is the target today boss?
*firewalls your way*
Looks like some sort of Ukranian customer service center. Not sure how profitable they are, but KittenKiller said it was important. Better check it out.
>send a counterstrike to breach their firewall
>Got it!
*klippitiklappiti and other various keyboardsounds*
>I'm almost in the main frame! There is only one problem...
>ran a red light
>don't worry friendo
>I'll use this handy laptop to get ya away from the cops
>Thanks Jesus_lover_55!
>Just gotta get past the firewall and we're home free!
>....what problem?
*Crusades the firewall deusvultmotherfucker.jpg*
if one of you can actually find out my address i'll release my bank details
>The anti-hacking program they got here is too advanced!
>My hacking rig is overheating!
>It's too strong!
Oh no! They've got an Arabian Knight worm in our system!
*clackityclackityclackity*
Real talk, anyone ever read Brain Jack?
Real nice
>Divert the processes to that server farm in London we hacked last week!
>Set up a counter attack script to keep pinging until it's free!
>It's ok guys, i found a backend using an overload,
>if you jump over to your kali linux partition i can send over a git of the decryption key
We have to hack the Gibson.
>It's too late!
>IT'S GONNA BLOW!!
>Kike_Krusher_83 lost connection
>tfw you literally read that earlier today
F-FBI?CDD? Is that you?
>DAMMIT NO
>KIKE_KRUSHER!!!!!!
Oh dude, its really decent right?
I wish I had the one with the holo cover
*the worm is an actual worm and you accidentally made bacon rain from the sky because your hacking the computer of the sky*
i'm keeping that pic for later!
*throws open hacker den door*
*pulls off sunglasses*
>Step aside, fellas.
I got this
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Why is there bacon raining from that cloud
I got mine from a library so I can't keep the sweet cover :(
But yeah I thought it was rad.
Ursula man
HACKING THE CAPTCHA
FUCK YOU GOOGLEMOOT
GATHER ALL THE FUCKING BACON
SOMEBODY HACKED US TO PAGE 9