In this bread we roleplay as hackers

In this bread we roleplay as hackers.
>im in

>Who is the target today boss?

*firewalls your way*

Looks like some sort of Ukranian customer service center. Not sure how profitable they are, but KittenKiller said it was important. Better check it out.

>send a counterstrike to breach their firewall

>Got it!
*klippitiklappiti and other various keyboardsounds*
>I'm almost in the main frame! There is only one problem...

>ran a red light
>don't worry friendo
>I'll use this handy laptop to get ya away from the cops

>Thanks Jesus_lover_55!
>Just gotta get past the firewall and we're home free!

>....what problem?

*Crusades the firewall deusvultmotherfucker.jpg*

if one of you can actually find out my address i'll release my bank details

>The anti-hacking program they got here is too advanced!
>My hacking rig is overheating!
>It's too strong!

Oh no! They've got an Arabian Knight worm in our system!
*clackityclackityclackity*

Real talk, anyone ever read Brain Jack?
Real nice

>Divert the processes to that server farm in London we hacked last week!
>Set up a counter attack script to keep pinging until it's free!

>It's ok guys, i found a backend using an overload,
>if you jump over to your kali linux partition i can send over a git of the decryption key

We have to hack the Gibson.

>It's too late!
>IT'S GONNA BLOW!!
>Kike_Krusher_83 lost connection

>tfw you literally read that earlier today
F-FBI?CDD? Is that you?

>DAMMIT NO
>KIKE_KRUSHER!!!!!!

Oh dude, its really decent right?
I wish I had the one with the holo cover

*the worm is an actual worm and you accidentally made bacon rain from the sky because your hacking the computer of the sky*

i'm keeping that pic for later!

*throws open hacker den door*

*pulls off sunglasses*

>Step aside, fellas.

I got this

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Why is there bacon raining from that cloud

I got mine from a library so I can't keep the sweet cover :(
But yeah I thought it was rad.
Ursula man

HACKING THE CAPTCHA

FUCK YOU GOOGLEMOOT

GATHER ALL THE FUCKING BACON

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