Sex Petrichor

Sex Petrichor

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You're not my real dad you can't tell me what to do.

mewl

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show to me gaped male assholes leaking semen

you would not listen to your real dad. luckily, i'm a loving friend with your best interests in mind.

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No u

Clever girl.

I do not have many pics of gaping buttholes.

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Get a boyfriend already.

well that was rude and came out of nowhere.

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abduct a man and force him to wed you

I'm in a bad mood because I'm drinking and single like Nibi.

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I mean, from what I'm seeing you could fix that right now.

that's what I did

Ew no.

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okay get in the van

Oh? Talking to me?
Now that wont work. My dick is too small to get a boyfriend.
3 inces

Jeff isn't on.

Girlfriend out of the question too.

well fine, stay single and alone, but you gotta make a move on someone or else you will keep being alone.
if your a bottom than that wouldn't matter
oh, very good point.

3 inches is fine if you don't use it.

After all virginity from what the majority of humans tell me is a privilege while simultaneously a punishment. Now how does that work?

Not a bottom

its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean
*snrk*

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twitch tv/freklzz

Ask someone else we're both virgins who aren't getting a boyfriend anytime soon.

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With an ugly dirty ass like yours, no wonder.

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I'll have you know I washed my ass once this year already.

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You could wash your ass seven days a week yet no one of merit would want to stick their dick in it.

That's why you're the bottom then, no need to use my ass or your 3 inch dick.

Not even your intact virginity is worth anything to me.

I've gotten a blowjob before, that's at least like a chip off the virginity block.

Getting a blowjob from someone low enough to settle for you is probably also a chip off your integrity.

>Assuming I had any integrity or self respect left.
You forget who you're talking to.

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I forget because its no one worth remembering.

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>it
Now that's just plain rude, at least whatever the correct pronoun is for an apache helicopter like me.

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why is nibi always in such a sour mood

Pest Control is dumb, too many bots.

Tiresome, talk to your internet fake internet friends instead.

maybe play a real game instead of shitscape lmao

You mean we're not fake internet friends?

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dont worry, at least you dont have to have the bad feeling that people are disliking you for not doing enough to help


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my shitcomp can only handle shitscape just hit spinners then portals and laugh at 10 year olds shit talking you

i have public set to friends only, so i dont have to listen to the retards

That's normal.

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I'm genuinely curious if Nibi had a boyfriend if he'd act differently.