Wake up

>wake up
>look in mirror
>see this
>wat do

blacked.com/carreers

grab my tits and finger my vagina just to see if its true that it hurts...

Sauce?

Sharpie in pooper with timestamp and post to Sup Forums

masturbate furiously

IT DOESN'T DESERVE IT!

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Top kek

Smile.

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wonder why my tits got smaller

become lesbian porn star

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Brush my fucked up hair.

be lesbian

myself

probably because you lost a bunch of weight

fuck my mirror

That would be super gay if you wake up like that but you're still man in that mind.

I would become the bigger lesbian that ever existed. Enjoying my body, with benefits.

endless selfies, email to myself immediately in case it's temporary

Nice

Enjoy younger, sexier body.

I would say to my self that the Mandela effect is real and come back to Sup Forums and ask for help.

oh shit son

>404 page not found

careers

just sayin

check if my sister's grown a penis

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Jump for joy, and then masturbate to exhaustion.

didn't get it at first

accurate

Take a very very long bath?

Yeah, cuz girls are icky.

>get naked
>lie on the bed and just piss everywhere
>rub my piss all over my face and tits
>masturbate while pissing
>recover
>masturbate some more
>piss some more
>piss while masturbating
>buy a dog

try to keep up, kermie

I'd open up a tinder straight away set it on lesbian and start whoring myself for casual sex. pretty much like what I do when I catfish except this time it would be real

I'd kill myself. All the hard work I've put in as a man, all the skills I've acquired, all the benefits of physical exercise AND the techniques I've learned from Thunder's Place and PE Gym to make my dick permanently bigger, and I'm suddenly a fucking wild-haired slut with a stupid face?

Nope. That's bullshit. BULLSHIT. I'd kill myself.

Wonder why I am now the feral kid from Mad Max 2

Trying too hard

How old is she?

How do you know
For all you know, it could be permanent

I just connect to d-wave and changed some number around. All of us will be female when we wake up.

that's why he said "in case" dummy

>blacked.com/carreers

Continue to live my life as a hot lesbian.

Mods

kek

>wat do

Turn on my webcam and make as much money as possible while it lasts.

Also have my viewers come over and fuck me on cam if they pay a certain amount in tips.

In order to wake up and see that my mirror must be mounted funny.

>mirrors on the ceiling
>pink champagne on ice
>we are all just prisoners here
>of our own device

>underrated post

i'd stab it with my steely knife.

Pics of you leak onto 4ch

Jerks successfully dox you

Shamed for life. Seek out name change and leave the Internet

And you got her!

dude, you just can't kill the beast

wank it

>immediately slut up
>give all the boys at my school freebies because i know how it feels
>use powers for good
>everyone gets laid

Inb4 thread deleted because we got hold of a mods snapchat username hahaahahaha

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I don't get it? She's a mod on this site?

masturbate till i get carpal tunnel, then make my living doing cam shows.

No, it's a fucking retarded botwhore who should kill itself

Have Obama commute my sentence.

Sweet. That voodoo skull worked.

go back to bed
jerk off till i get carpel tunnel and dehydrated

hope that tranny gets hit buy a fucking bus.

Id be pissed cause id be even farther from being a real guy

I'm surprised this thread is still up. The girl looks to be under 18.