>wake up
>look in mirror
>see this
>wat do
Wake up
blacked.com/carreers
grab my tits and finger my vagina just to see if its true that it hurts...
Sauce?
Sharpie in pooper with timestamp and post to Sup Forums
masturbate furiously
IT DOESN'T DESERVE IT!
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Top kek
Smile.
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wonder why my tits got smaller
become lesbian porn star
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Brush my fucked up hair.
be lesbian
myself
probably because you lost a bunch of weight
fuck my mirror
That would be super gay if you wake up like that but you're still man in that mind.
I would become the bigger lesbian that ever existed. Enjoying my body, with benefits.
endless selfies, email to myself immediately in case it's temporary
Nice
Enjoy younger, sexier body.
I would say to my self that the Mandela effect is real and come back to Sup Forums and ask for help.
oh shit son
>404 page not found
careers
just sayin
check if my sister's grown a penis
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Jump for joy, and then masturbate to exhaustion.
didn't get it at first
accurate
Take a very very long bath?
Yeah, cuz girls are icky.
>get naked
>lie on the bed and just piss everywhere
>rub my piss all over my face and tits
>masturbate while pissing
>recover
>masturbate some more
>piss some more
>piss while masturbating
>buy a dog
try to keep up, kermie
I'd open up a tinder straight away set it on lesbian and start whoring myself for casual sex. pretty much like what I do when I catfish except this time it would be real
I'd kill myself. All the hard work I've put in as a man, all the skills I've acquired, all the benefits of physical exercise AND the techniques I've learned from Thunder's Place and PE Gym to make my dick permanently bigger, and I'm suddenly a fucking wild-haired slut with a stupid face?
Nope. That's bullshit. BULLSHIT. I'd kill myself.
Wonder why I am now the feral kid from Mad Max 2
Trying too hard
How old is she?
How do you know
For all you know, it could be permanent
I just connect to d-wave and changed some number around. All of us will be female when we wake up.
that's why he said "in case" dummy
>blacked.com/carreers
Continue to live my life as a hot lesbian.
Mods
kek
>wat do
Turn on my webcam and make as much money as possible while it lasts.
Also have my viewers come over and fuck me on cam if they pay a certain amount in tips.
In order to wake up and see that my mirror must be mounted funny.
>mirrors on the ceiling
>pink champagne on ice
>we are all just prisoners here
>of our own device
>underrated post
i'd stab it with my steely knife.
Pics of you leak onto 4ch
Jerks successfully dox you
Shamed for life. Seek out name change and leave the Internet
And you got her!
dude, you just can't kill the beast
wank it
>immediately slut up
>give all the boys at my school freebies because i know how it feels
>use powers for good
>everyone gets laid
Inb4 thread deleted because we got hold of a mods snapchat username hahaahahaha
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I don't get it? She's a mod on this site?
masturbate till i get carpal tunnel, then make my living doing cam shows.
No, it's a fucking retarded botwhore who should kill itself
Have Obama commute my sentence.
Sweet. That voodoo skull worked.
go back to bed
jerk off till i get carpel tunnel and dehydrated
hope that tranny gets hit buy a fucking bus.
Id be pissed cause id be even farther from being a real guy
I'm surprised this thread is still up. The girl looks to be under 18.