ITT: Greentext your embarrassing scar stories.
>be me, 11
>ColdCanadianWinter.bat
>decide to flick razor thin ice
>take off glove for better grip because ice
>sucessful flick, 100 points
>don't eat.. red snow?
>side of pinky sliced off
>fuck stitches
>mfw a piece of ice mangled my pinky for life
pic semi-related.
>took my knee to a mechanic rather than a surgeon
>woke up with this
>be some age from 5-8 i don't remember
>learning to ride bike
>we live in a neighbourhood with mostly flat streets
>however, we live right next to the slightest of declines in the street
>riding down street
>car comes out
>i could have gone around it but i curved left
>crash into sidewalk
>fall and get incredibly large cut on my arm
>this thing had radius of at least an inch
>not sure how deep
that fucked me up for a while, it's mostly faded but I still have the scar after all these years
But did he torque the bolt?
It's a wing nut.
I tighten it just enough so my foot doesn't flop around
>mfw no reverse image results.
how the fuck did you get that>???
...Wait, what? Have you an x-ray?
>...Wait, what? Have you an x-ray
I don't know you that well.
Do you ask for panties on the first date?
WTF HAPPENED>? WE NEED THE FUCKING STORY, DID SOME NIGGER BUTT FUCK YOU TILL YOU NEEDED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL?
What. The. FUCK.
THE STORY YOU FUCK WIT, and we can see you cock and balls fag so quit showing men them!
Story would be nice.
guys go on youtube right now and watch a total knee replacement surgery. There's a reason surgeons are paid well
You sound like a very stupid person.
Read what you wrote and prove me wrong.
Pick out a new brain while you're at it.
You need one.
Played rugby, suffered an acl and meniscus tear. This is post surgery.
is someone capping this?
Just in case it gets interesting?
ooo somone gots a new burn they like, seen taht shit posted in a few other threads already. fucking loser.
This is from my point of view how it went down...
>Be me in kitchen cooking
>Husband and brother go out to sword fight (broad sword & scimitar)
>There fighting outside hear the clanking
>Grows silent
>Think there done
>Brother comes in asking for towel in a panic
>Don't have time to ask questions
>Husband comes in holding shirt around hand
>Get towel they leave
>Husband says "going to hospital love you"
>Me standing there thinking wtf just happened
>Foods done there still gone no texts
>Get a pic of husband's hand
>Brother being retarded slid scimitar up husband's broadsword to hilt cutting the tendon in his thumb completely through they had to fish out the tendon and sew it back together..... Smh boys will be boys "scar from a sword fight" sexy
that's not your scar story. learn to follow instructions
Someone roll quads and I will have a new embarrassing scar story.
>trips choose how I injure myself
Yeah, this is 'important' stuff here
They're*
If you don't like my scar story and it makes you triggered you can always go to your safe space so those who don't follow rules hurt your feels
Such Munchausen by Proxy.
Roll
I almost lost a part of my thumb to a zip tie and a knife
If quints you must kill yourself
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I caught my cock in a cement mixer once
that sounds fun
>tfw no one gives a shit about your knee
This is what drives people to lie for attention.
I once laid out a cement trap to try and get a free cock
Slice off penis
not really that embarrassing but oh well, about to go to bed so gonna be quick with this.
>be me
>i think i was about 9 or 10
>in maine for the summer, family has a house up there and we used to go up all the time before my dad passed
>had just bought lobsters and were heading home but i wanted to stop at the local swimming hole
>little did my dumbass know it had rained like crazy and the water was really fast
>go down these little makeshift stairs to get in and in an instant get sucked under this fence
>the swimming hole was over a waterfall-ish thing, like 20 or so feet high
>i somehow manage to land where there wasn't rocks, and swam to this bushy area
>go up through all these fucking thorned bushes and shit
>blood and cuts all over me
>ambulance got called cuz i guess i passed out after
>woke up on a stretcher and luckily didn't need stitches
>apparently hit my knee hard and cut it, scar still there after all these years
>as a bonus, i met some teenaged kid there who had the same thing happen to him the same fucking day, this dude was in a wheelchair though because he broke something
thats my shitty story. in retrospect i probably could've died but i was fucking michael phelps at swimming back then so it didn't matter. scar isn't that gnarly.
> fucking around at local bmx track with friends after some mountain biking
> hey watch me hit this sweet double
> mid air flailing
> land on left leg with knee locked
> fracture tibia
>tfw no one gives a shit about your kneeThis is what drives people to lie for attention.
Sounds like someone's mom was too busy to breast feed her baby
Toasting in epic bread
I'm too old for breastfeeding you fucking retard. She makes me tendies now
> Run into roommates room
> flail arms over head and scream something mockingly at him
> try to bury my face in the foot of his bed for extra mockery effect
> smash my face on the footboard of the bed
> huge horizontal gash between the eyebrows
> as I've aged I developed some vertical wrinkles on each side forming a mini swastika
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John?
No
>Freshman year of college
>We're about to celebrate a friend's birthday
>Leave the room of other friend's dorm.
>Fuckhueg door corner catches me in eyebrow because I wasn't paying attention
>Spent the night with a massive headache and gauze taped to face
>Still have the scar 2 years later
You should see the other guy, left him stiff as a board.
Pic of current scar
I used to cut myself, so that's a dumb scar story right there in itself.
>be me
>be around 22 at the time
>go out to bar
>get wasted
>wake up next day in bed still dressed
>clothes covered in blood
>blood hand prints all over walls and furniture
>notice large cut on my hand
>cut is visibly wide open but stopped bleeding
>realize I lost my phone
>quickly get showered and changed
>go to hospital for stitches
>need tendon reattached
>24 hour in hospital nil by mouth before surgery
>next day have stitches/surgery
>wake up hours later handcuffed to bed
>get arrested for glassing somebody in the face
>don't remember at all
>spent next 6 months in prison, and 2 years on probation
Police found my phone at the scene, and knew I was injured, contacted hospitals to inform them if I turned up. I had a gash on my hand, other guy needed over 50 stitches in his face and partially lost the sight in one eye
>be me 10 yrs ago
>fixing dad's cable TV in the cold
>kneeling on small sharp stone, don't care
>2 days later my knee starts swelling, is red and warm
>get antibiotics from Dr. they don't work
>get more antibiotics from Dr. they don't work, either
>get admitted to hospital
>Dr. says "You have staph infection, maybe this antibiotic will work"
>3 Drs standing at foot of my bed talking in >hushed tones say if this doesn't work we have >2 more we can try"
>It works, still need operation
>Day before operation skin on my knee starts >turning black I have fucking MRSA
>Wake from operation, knee wrapped up like a football
>3 days later pull 10 yards of bandages out of >hole they cut in my knee, no anethesia
>as the nurse wheels me out of the hospital >"You know, this could have killed you"
>No, I didn't fucking know that, why didn't you tell me.
>only have small 2 inch scar on my knee, no clue how I caught it
Damn
Are you that much of a dick sober? Were you able to extrapolate if he deserved it or not?
So.. You were kneeling on a sharp stone, and I am assuming cut yourself and didn't blink an eye?
Not embarrassing but
>Be 12 year old me.
>Sleeping at friends house
>2am we're laying on the floor getting ready to sleep.
>His dog Vinny ( purebred chow) walks over to me while simultaneously standing over my friends face with his nuts hanging
>I'm petting him my face only probably a foot away
>Friend pushes Vinny out of the way
>Vinny proceeds to bite the shit out of my face.
>Took about half my cheek off. It looked like pizza if you peeled the cheese off
>Couldn't even feel it. Just like numb tugging.
>My friends screaming woke up his mom now she's freaking out more than I am.
>she gives me a towel to hold the bleeding and I'm sitting on their couch while waiting for my dad to come
>Vinny walks up to me like nothing happened and I pet him until my dad came.
>3 days later my friend calls me said he found my cheek in the corner of the room lol
Pic is after 7 years and 3 cosmetic surgeries.
i used to upholster for a furniture company a few years back and i have a small scar on the back of my hand where i got distracted by a co worker and stapled myself to a couch
Crazy
Did your parents try to sue?
No, that's kind of out of character for me. I still don't know what it was about, haven't seen the guy since, he told police I did it for no reason, but I doubt that, couldn't prove I didn't though, my statement was I didn't remember.
10 10 same walking in the dark
It was poking me through my jeans, barely made a hole through the fabric, I could feel it but it barely registered so I didn't move.
I see, I would've still looked at it and cleaned it. Been in similar situations.
ok
>be me
>2 or 3 yrs old
>mom was doing something in the kitchen
>told dad to watch me
>he wasn't lol
>have dope ass magenta gold fish
>not tall enough to reach bowl
>it's on top of one of those wicker tables with a glass top
>bowl is sitting on top on cloth on glass so it's very slippery
>go up to table
>can't see shit
>think pulling on cloth so I can see the fish is a good idea
>pull on cloth
>fuckmyass.webm
>bowl hits my head
>glass fucking everywhere
>shard cut my arm on the way down
>learn later it barely missed a vein
>bleeding everywhere, fat popping out of arm
>screaming, crying etc.
>dad freaks the fuck out
>gets me to er asap
>still have a scar from it 15ish yrs later because shit doctor
>girls seemed to like it though
Yeah we did. Their insurance covered all medical expenses. Don't know exactly how much but I think it's around 15,000 I'm medical shit. So that was super nice. And I got 5,000 compensation. I feel like I got the best out of a bad situation
at least you're honest with yourself
Right? I knew it was dumb, but I still did it anyways because I was young and had a fetish for blood and cuts, plus some chick I was "seeing" at the time thought it was hot.
It never bled and I didn't think it even broke the skin, hence my lack of concern. There was never any scab.
It was the north side of the house and the concrete was covered in the green mold that grows on it
- some of that must have got in.
forgot to add
>get home many hours later
>long enough for water to have dried up a little
>dad picks up dry ass fish
>motherfucker starts moving
>achristmasmiracle.jpeg
>lives for another few months after that
Most of this story was told to me years later so can't really vouch for 100% accuracy
Enjoy your metal poisoning