Have house to self, Sup Forums

Have house to self, Sup Forums

What do?

An hero

be careful with ghosts

Honestly...looks like a good spot to do it if there ever was one OP

Seconded

Yea they'll get ya

kill yourself

Throw a party invite some sluts

I should have inb4'd "kill yourself"

Guess I gotta kill myself now.

poop in a hard to reach place

Dance around in your underwear to loud rock music.
It's the traditional thing to do.

Masturbate in that room

Too easy. Give me something interesting

Cover the floor in Vaseline
Shit in the middle
Slide around in it naked

from the pink sash im guessing there is a girl who lives in the house so you should cum on some of her panties and post results

Your "house" looks like a luxury 1 bedroom apartment.

>fap into oscilating fan
>make the little ceramic cow on the shelf watch you

Let's go!

Maybe not

You two win. I'll cum in housemate's panties, make her cow watch

and post the results right?

Make it watch...

FROM INSIDE YOUR ANUS

Cram that thing right up your turd cutter.

Can you post more of your place? Looks nice n cozy

How you explain why you're the bride's maid and not the bride?

(it's the sash on the chair)

Poor little guy even got a little bit splashed

My secret shame!
Nah, roomie's friend is getting married.

way to deliver op