Hello anons. I need an excuse to get out of work today, besides being sick

Hello anons. I need an excuse to get out of work today, besides being sick.

Bump

Fbi interview

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>tfw your job cant be that bad

Close family emergency.
Or the loss of a family member.
Have fun being unemployed if they find out.

get arrested

>sorry I can't come into work today
>"why not user"
>*unzips dick*

My job isn't that bad and I'm probably going to quit by the end of this month, but I need excuses or reasons to take a day off

How do you unzip your dick?

What is your job user?

I would, but then I'd just get fired

first you have to get quads

o i c u already have that

Fuckin' Macy's

what's your actual reason for needing the day off?

If you want a day off, just get checked like this guy.

Rip you.
Do you do perfumes or some shit.

I wanna do other shot besides work today. (i've worked 6 days a week consecutively for the past 5 months)

Ey boi same here, mens shoes

ok here's some:
>car broke down
>shitter broke, have to stay home and wait for plumber
>neighbour's roaches have infested your place, have to stay home and wait for orkin man
>parent is in hospital
>court date

>fall over
>hit head
>die
>no more work

>needing an excuse to get out of work

wagecuck slave?

Cool thing is, you don't owe them an explanation. Call, tell the manager you need the day off. If they ask why, just say it's personal.

That pic tho...

>mtv cribs comes to your house
>sees this room
what do?

Silly lad.
Friday the 13th passed 5 days ago.

I don't get it

Thanks for all the good ideas anons

When I was out of sick days, I've woken up one morning and punched myself in the eye and eyebrow and cheek bone repeatedly until i had a black eye and my face swelled up and then showed up to work and when my boss saw me, I said I didn't want to talk about it, and I was really dizzy, can't go to the hospital since I have no insurance, and they sent me home to rest

...I've done this twice in my life. And I'll probably do it again.

sever the tendons in your ankles