Here's the deal Sup Forums. Choose any celebrity you think you can take in a fight. If you think you can beat them to death with your bare hands, you steal their life and become them for the rest of their lives.
Who do you think you could take in a fight?
Kim Jong Un
>Would be like playing Sim City with whole North Korea
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Oprah
>sorry but im much more martial then her
But then you have to become Oprah
I'm ok with this.
Ellen de genres. Then I can fuck portia de rossa
Fuck of Fox. Josh is better than you.
>Would be like playing Sim City with whole North Korea
But so laggy it would be almost unplayable
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Kek
probably leo that guys a puss i could fuck his shit up royally.
Easy pick.
stephen hawking
I think I could take him but I'm wary of his wife and her possible Kung Fu skills
After becoming her I'd become a total anal slut making porno after porno and totally renouncing my retarded old ways.
Adam savage.
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I'd fight Ragnar Lothbrok for the lols.
Stephen Hawking!
Knew I'd find at least one of you here
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Tom Scott
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