Hello gentlemen. How are the wife and children?

Hello gentlemen. How are the wife and children?

which wife muthafucka I's got five of them

Locked up in the basement.
Yours?

Ay yo werr da wyte wummin at?

They are home. Little Timmy got an A on his test.

No he didnt. He's lying to you. I'm his school mate. I caught him suckling on the teaches benis for a grade.

Could i bother you fine gentlemen for just a minute to check em

All fine and dandy sport.
You want another beer friend?

REeeeeeee

Don't mind me fellas, just poppin in for a quick tinkle

Being diddled by a black guy, you?

That's a fat lookin' pecker you got there

I'm searching for a decent lady with skin like porcelain.

It's too bad that no one here wants to talk like one of them ooga booga folk.

Well I reckon the negro folk are on their way

Who's the owner of this fine establshment?

That food was delicious!
I'll tip the waiter a $5 bill, then ask him to take this $10 to the cook.

Hello, my dear fellows!

Greetings fellas, how is it going?

pot lel

Oh my! The decor in this establishment is just lovely!

hurr hurr hurr

Good day chaps, how are we all feeling this fine day?

Hi dad!

(thats white enough right)

Quite blustery today isn't it?

Ah yes. I had forcy fun time with the slave in my dungeon.

I'm going to put a quarter in the jukebox and put on some Beethoven. Simply delightful.

Top of the morning to you gentle Anons.

AYY WHERE THE WOMANZ AT WHITE BOI

OP has never been to a bar.
They're full of bros or scum bags.
So fuck should be every other word.

Shall I play some Mozart later this afternoon?

And a good evening to you too

Oh goodness. Mozart certainly does get the "party jumping"! Oh my listen to me. I'm starting to sound like a hoodlum

Well my dear lad, it's clear you've never been to a gentlemen's bar before! Quite understandable, really.

Tip tap tally ho and all that

Here in Sup Forumsshire we do not use such foul language, now how about a cup of tea?

Has anyone brought the scrumpets to go with the tea?

Ngggggggghhhg

Only the finest from Worcester's bakery! Now shall we dig in?

Excuse me, user. Is this your pen?

Excuse me when i say this but this chap seems pretty new,if i do say so myself

Hmm yes, it is quite early for the colored ruffians to be visiting our establishment, is it not?

Time for trips my dear niggers.

I hate to trouble you gentlemen, but does anybody have some spare crack cocaine? I am having quite the fit.

m'lady m'lady m'lady m'lady m'lady m'lady m'lady m'lady m'lady m'lady m'lady m'lady m'lady m'lady m'lady m'lady m'lady

...m'lady

What does this word ny-gar mean? I do believe I've never heard of it

perhaps you mean negro?

What's that? I smell the velcro-headed approaching. BOARD UP, MY DEARS

cunt

Good day lads.

faggot

So hol up, dear gentlemens, hol up, so you be sayin, you be sayin, that we are niggers and shit?

That's negro speak, and I will not tolerate it any further, understand?

My god, what a great day to be white.

Its time to smoke some cigars

and how does that make you feel white boi? SOmething long withh muh dick?

Ohh I do say so

discovered a rare specimen (photography in relation) on my trip to the galapagos islands last fall. any other yachtmen/explorers around theese parts?

Hmmm I do believe I smell fried chicken in the air... And... What's that... A hint of watermelon?

Dear friend, you are trying to say, that we are some strange race group, that can't talk like normal people?

nigger

cheerio good fellows

No, good sir, you must've been at a pub!

*tips fedora*

M'lady

Evening gentlemen, what beverage are you partaking in this evening? Personally, you cant go wrong with a Tiajuana Manhattan.

grape soda

It was me, Harambe, it was me all along!

Well rin tin tilly and down with the Narzies.

Are you down on your luck my good man? If it would please, I could help finance you for a more suitable beverage for a man of your.... stature.

ooga booga

Would you like to order anything, gents?

I say! Negros are the most horrid creature, if I do say so myself. Why shall we indulge in their vulgar language once a consecutive appearance of 3 similar numbers appear? That, if I do say so myself, is absolutely absurd and I shall not tolerate it! Rubbish, I say!

I would like a rum and a blonde ale, please.

Pip pip, cheerio and all that jib-jab, lads.

Tallyho good sir. How is the business

I've been in need of a new tree ornament.
Bring the flintlock, if you don't mind

Well chap, I could use something heavy right now. The economy's bad, I'm going broke myself, and I reckon I'm going to die alone. How about you, my good man?

fried chicken you honkey ass white boi

A gin and tonic, kind sir.

I say, taking a bit long, eh lads?

Ha ha ha, I see your an entertainer doing impressions. Insted of doing a Negro, could you perhaps do a impersonation of my wife. Ha ha.

"Moo".

Mufufufufufufufufu! Har-har!

I shall have what this gentleman is ordering, good sir.

When will the thralls arrive?

Hey, hand me a gin&tonic, you damn bartender.

A gin and tonic please

I would roll for this opportunity to make this thread far less enjoyable.

Tonic and gin, thank you

Oi there! Do watch the profanity! My delicate ears are most sensitive to such foul language.

youre all a bunch of goat loving europoors

I'm thinking of trying some of that Hennessey the Black folk talk of, got any of it?

Ha ha ha, my wife is like that some day ha ha. You see she is becoming rather drab and stale. All she does is sit at home eating cake, but what I do at the brothel is no concern to her if I do so say.

Join me for some fine Brandy and Cigars in the study, good sirs.

Begone, I shall not tolerate such peasantry in this establishment.

I'd say so. Because you'd be going there to meet her! OHO YES INDEED!

Oh kind sir, do tell! Would you like to attend my swing party I'm hosting later this evening at my mansion?

Yes sir I'll join you, hopefully you don't have any of those silly "blunts" that the negros smoke.

i think Sup Forums is going to be madddddddddd

Do quads count sirs?

A wisky with ice, good sir.

watchu say mahfuka damnnn u nasty!

Afternoon, my fellow patrons!