I want a cute korean girl to eat me so I can live inside her stomach like Jonah lived inside a whale Edition
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I was a party with my girlfriend from France I met on Interpals who I had been with for over a year now (we were living in the same city) and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.
Next thing she loses (because she is bad) and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"
I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"
Then she loses again, and this asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullshit like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.
Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fagot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.
Fuck Interpals. Fuck women. Fuck life. I'm out.
Brandon Reed
is it difficult to get on an exchange program in uni lads? would you recommend?
Luis Wright
easy as fuck, you should definitely do it
Cameron Rivera
>I just don't want to see her suffering ;_; Are you serious?
Aiden Kelly
Still can't find any girls that aren't obsessed with yellow bullshit or complete fucking shit in some other way.
Henry Lopez
lol what a beta faggot, I really hope this is real
Carson Robinson
Lurk moar, newfag
Henry Wright
Dude I've posted a lot of girls
Jordan Clark
COPY PASTA DETECTED
Joshua Scott
Yeah and most of them were either complete shit or too good for me. I messaged some of them but I don't remember any of them responding and if they did it didn't go anywhere.
Benjamin Bennett
>the french qt pasta is not a regular occurence on the threads anymore what the fuck happened? these generals are shit now
>no western europeans >no east or southeast asians >no koreaboos >not retarded >25 or under
Literally all I ask for
Caleb Powell
and what do you offer?
Justin Fisher
So after 2 years I finally have a korean girl interested in me. I would have prefered a european girl but whatever. She's 6 years older than me and she says she can't be in a relationship with someone she hasnt met before. (She's a virgin like me) She's a nurse and she works 10 hours a day and sometimes more. This sucks alot because I can barely talk to her. I could visit her maybe this summer but she lives with her mom and I'd have to live in a hostel.
Should I do it? Or should I abort? I don't think I'll find a girl anytime soon and she's a real cutie.
Nathan King
Absolutely nothing, but desu I'm not actually expecting a relationship out of any of these girls so really all I'm offering is being someone to talk to.
Lucas Wright
do it!!!!! you're really lucky! I am only about a year into my quest for korean gf, but I will also be in your place soon!
P.S. Post a picture of her! I love looking at cute korean girls
Landon Sullivan
>tfw forgot about this qt and she shows up randomly after awhile This is a good feeling.
Justin Ward
Anyone ever got lewds from muslim girls? > hijab fetish
Logan Howard
If you're having this much trouble you're never going to get a korean girl. Stop fucking posting.
I've been horribly drunk for the entire weekend what have I missed
Blake Roberts
I think it's possible, but you are better off going for Western girls thb.
Never tried talking to any Muslim girls, most of them are meh and Turkish girls are basically ME looking (mostly) Westernised girls. They are qt, but also boring as fug most of the times.
Dominic Edwards
>do it!!!!! What am I supposed to do when I'm in korea and she's at work? I would get lost. I don't speak the language and I've never been so far away from home. I can't even live in her apartment..
>I love looking at cute korean girls Well she's kinda chubby but I don't mind since her boobs are nice. I'm not sure if I can post her face but have this one.
Jose Hughes
how did the your first video call go?
Kayden Sullivan
I was nervous and could barely speak and she was drunk.
Easton Hughes
desu I would rather get a picture of her cute face than her tits.
And you could always just wander around the city, English should be enough to get you by just enough, and google maps will keep you from getting lost.
Tyler Nguyen
Fuck this website, you morons meemed me to get an account, i don't have any social medias but i still tried this, put a picture and literally nobody visited my profile in 3 weeks. Not even fucking third worlders from Africa or whatever. I messaged at least 10 girls, never got a fucking answer back.
Thanks for making me realize how ugly i actually am, you fucking scumbags. Fuck this website, and fuck all their schills.
Kevin Nelson
>down to 3 views today
Used to be averaging 50+ views a day a few years ago, bet i've just gone fucking ugly or some shit.
Carter Price
Kek, this site boosted my ego im considering traveling the world to bone chicks now
Cooper Bell
Apparently online search isn't fucking updating today. Same people every time.
Ian Stewart
is any cute girl lurking this thread who would want to marry me based of the assumption that the fact i am posting this it is meant for you and we are meant to live happily ever after and remark upon the quirky and unique circumstances in which we started being together?
Gavin James
Same, but I do fine IRL as well.
Zachary Cruz
Whole website is laggy af, especially on Mozilla.
Mason Ward
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Cameron Allen
Fuck you, i am seriously, SERIOUSLY considering suicide now. I have no friend, and this poor attempt just showed me that there is also no hope of finding at the very least friends on the internet.
Even if some fucking scammers from Nigeria or whatever would have talked to me i would have been happy. But no, even them didn't talk to me. Fuck.
I guess that's what i get for not being white (i am greek).
Isaac Ross
>And you could always just wander around the city
I really don't like sightseeing and I would look awkward as fuck. I'd much rather motorcycle through the country side but since getting a small bike license would take a whole day and renting a bike for a day costs like 70€ I couldn't make that work.
Ok here you go. I feel like I could do better but I don't know...
I know your pain. This site used to better years ago.
Carter Fisher
>I guess that's what i get for not being white Being white isn't much help on this site considering most of these girls only want korean dicc
Dylan Morales
Russian girl I know keeps sending me screens of Arabs messaging her similar shit daily, it's comedy gold.
Brandon Mitchell
post
Robert Wood
Not sure what nationality this is, but this is what being a female on IP is like lmao.
Gonna post another message by a legit Arab.
Jaxon Sanchez
you really wouldn't want to sightsee around around a completely different culture? Alternatively you could just spend your days in different restaurants.
She's cute, I say you go ahead with it and not lose her for the faint promise of maybe getting someone better.
Asher Nguyen
I had more, but I cba to go through my message history with her.
She has the best English of all the girls I've met on this site and she is kinda hot, wish she didn't live in Russia though.
Jason Sanchez
> french kidnapping > flying horse Fucking kek, atleast hes more creative than most of us
David Bailey
If you know her on IP only then you dont really know her just saying
Kayden Roberts
>you really wouldn't want to sightsee around around a completely different culture?
Well maybe but I'm a sperg and I would feel uncomfortable. I would rather hide my face under a helmet and cruise around town. Also I'm pretty sure she would show me around too.
>and not lose her for the faint promise of maybe getting someone better You're right. I should be happy that I have her.
Eli Ramirez
EYE WAS AT A PARTEY WIVH ME GEE-EFF FOM FRANCE EYE MET 'ER ON 'T INTERPALS DURING MUH DOWNTIME DEBATIN' ESS JAY DOUBLE WEWS ON TWATTER AND HAVING A READ OF THE CORRUPT, DESPICABLE THE MAINSTREAM METEOR, ONLINE. WE WER LIVIN' IN THE SAME SITY AND SHE WERE PLAYING BEER PONG WITH THIS MAN.
FIRSTLY, I NOTICED THAT HE WERE LEFT HANDED SO FROM THAT I COULD TELL HE WERE AN INTOLERANT, LEFTIST IDIOT. ALL OF A SUDDEN HE MANAGED TO VIRTUE SIGNAL MY GEE-EFF TO LITERALLY TAKE HER TITS OUT FOR ALL TO SEE. I WAS COMPLETELY DISGUSTED BUT I STOOD BY IDYLL AS MY FRENCH GEE-EFF WERE ON HER KNEES SUCKING THIS LEFTY BIGOT'S PEENIS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
I JUST TURNED AWAY AND SAID I WAS GOING MY OWN WAY LUCKILY I DID MY BEST NOT TO LOOK LIKE A BETA LEFTIST RACIST. MY GEE-EFF GETS UP, WALKS RIGHT OVER TO ME AND WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CUM SHE GARGLES INFOWARS.COM
FOUCK INTERPALS. FOUCK WOMEN. FUCK FEMINISM. AND CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO SUBSCRIBE.
Adam Reed
I'm aware, but I don't really take this shit seriously. Don't really ever get the feels, usually it is the other way around. Had few clingy girls, now I'm more careful with whom I talk to. People are people, just be good at reading them and don't lose your head.
Why are you on IP?
Nolan Gomez
what webm program is it that makes these filenames
David Ward
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Samuel Rivera
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Levi Cruz
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Kevin Foster
I am glad you are finding happiness with your cute korean gf! Keep posting here as your relationship progresses, it gives me motivation and hope!
gfycat
Isaac Hill
what a man...
Julian Ward
Thanks this makes me want to go to Iceland.
Glad someone remembers our good bloke Peter.
Luke Evans
We must fight the gook menace Peter YELLOWFEVER FAGS BEGONE
Isaiah Myers
B-Boris?
Jackson Flores
AVE ANDRE
Austin Young
I can't wait until Christmas, can you?
Jaxon Ramirez
>tfw Peter Andre will never be your dad
Jacob Parker
I would very much like to ejaculate on Peter's well defined pecks if daddy would allow me.
Jason Walker
>scripts are ded >qtcrawler kicks you out after 2 pages and you also have to change pages manually
I am too lazy for this shit
Eli Taylor
You just need to look like are Peter
Jordan Flores
qtcrawler is broken in Firefox but should work on Chrome
Gavin Evans
Funny, I am using it on chrome
Jayden Edwards
Works fine for me on ff
Juan Ortiz
Try Firefox then.
Brayden Morris
>I am glad you are finding happiness with your cute korean gf! technically we're not in a relationship but thank you, user. I wish you good luck!
Benjamin Lewis
It still works like a charm here
Colton Carter
Negus
Justin Reyes
Sunday night update
Another week without a Korean gf has passed
Chase Gonzalez
I called my Korean qt today and watched her get tipsy off Soju, was cute
Also if I ever meet you irl, I'm gonna kick your butt
Samuel Hall
Nobody cares. Stop posting.
Ian Howard
TFW when I joined to practice languages yet I must be a relative of Bigfoot bc no girls seem to be interested.
TFW when Im considering talking to fags or other dudes just to get a language partner.
That is all lads, see you in a few days.
Ryder Jones
Make a romantic poem about a leaf falling
Joshua Phillips
The dead leaf fall softly on the ground The wind blow and rises it again Like my cock rises when it sees your ass But it is short lived and it falls again Just like my boner when it sees your face.
v2
Carson Baker
A leaf falling from a tree is like me jacking off I like to jack off The end
Nicholas Howard
This kgirl seems interested in me, What do you think bros im like ehhh
Jack Hernandez
If I had to take a Korean I would. I hate it when they ruin themselves with plastic surgery.
Kayden Powell
She doesnt seem like she had plastic surgery. Shes 17 and is pretty sweet
Landon Cox
In one year she will go through the ritualistic plastic surgery all korean girls go through
So yeah, go for it, she will look like next year
>implying gooks are pretty naturally
Zachary Brown
If they keep getting plastic surgery they'll never get prettier naturally because you won't have any idea what they looked like before. That's why I think it's bad for them. That and it's unnatural.
Ayden Phillips
Ok mr. Natural beauty, what would you rate her ?/10
Gabriel Johnson
No, I mean if they stop getting so much plastic surgery they'll naturally become better looking because of natural selection. Right? A solid 5/10
Zachary Smith
True, eh shes probably just nudes material right?
Jeremiah Butler
Not if she's 17, PEDO. That's like one full year away from 18. Freak