Battle-friends edition
/balt/ + /ausnz/
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3D women are NOT important.
włoski
1St for icelad
Off to a strong start.
I get bored of all the winning...
Hah, we get to sit on the inside of the half track.
only important post in this itt
hey lads
kill yourselves fucking niggers pieces of shit
Monday.
>toilet gets clogged
>call plumber
>the pressure of the clog being removed causes the drain in the downstairs bathroom to erupt with shit
poo in the loo was a mistake
perhaps babhabhiats had it right all along
sleep
g-good night!
Stop taking such gargantuan shits.
I have arrived.
now THIS is a post
this is also a post
Is this a post? Am I doing it right?
any aussies want to post in the /vocaroo/ thread? pls. I NEED to hear your beautiful accent. thanks
Internet is too shit, otherwise I would.
Why do you like our accents? They're pretty garbage.
i will not
>Why do you like our accents? They're pretty garbage.
no way! Aussie have the absolute best accents. The Australian accent sounds so fun-loving, upbeat, and adventurous. I love it.
That was scary mate.
...
Evening, anglos pls go.
Alright, you heard the man. Aussies OUT OUT OUT.
fortunately i'm celt-gaelic, personally.
Es nevaru.
Gay lick lol
Gay lick lol
More like gay-lick lol (laugh out loud)
>celt-gaelic
more cock-lick, you quince
fuck off you filthy petrol huffing bogan shame-runts
SHAME
>runts
Wew lad. I always find it weird when ameritinos use uk words.
Make like Hoffa and bugger off, ye cackbat.
i always find it weird when /ausnz/ doesn't call me a burger or yank
is that so mr Burger
Hey esé, you watch your tongue. Maybe I cut you up real good, mang.
png is very active today
fight me you lil bitch
Yeah. Gf broke up with me. All my workmates have left png, and I'm all alone. Trying to keep my mind occupied with learning Spanish and Sup Forums so I don't dwell on it.
Can't really speak with my oz friends because they keep organising parties and pubcrawls that I can't go to.
Hope no one minds all the mindless posts.
why are you living in there?
Tu vienes a png, 5lumbia. Yo duelo tu, muy malo.
Por trabajo.
that country is ruining your life, you need to get out
Lo siento, 5lombia**
Some rice and chicken will cheer you right up :DDDD
how is living in there like? do you work along with along with papuan natives?
LMOA, I'm back in "civilisation" in port Moresby. So I can get a steak for dinner! But I haven't felt that hungry anyway.
I had to catch a lift in a 30year old jeep at 3am for 3.5 along a rocky bush track to make my flight this morning. I feel fucked.
Holy shit I somehow managed to do an allnighter
Si, yo trabajo con papua new guineans. Ellos son tarde todos dias, y muy lento cuando ellos deciden a trabajo.
That was a really complex statement for me. Probably doesn't translate well.
Yes, I work with Papua new guineans. They are late every day, and very slow when they decide to work.
bravo estonia
Thank you, thank you! Thank (You)!
What are "wealthy" papuans like?
It's a 3rd world country with 1st world prices for many things. The only thing cheap is people and their lives. 2 men got killed a couple weeks ago in a group brawl in port Moresby over some other man's debt of $10K. The man paid his debt after the fight and another $3.5K each as compensation to the families of the dead men.
The natives want easy money, and no work. They are violent over petty shit and have no concept of personal hygiene and taking care of the space around them.
The other morning I was woken up at 5am from some man yelling across the street and bashing things with a machete. I later found out it was because his boss told him to fix a toilet.
You can take a savage out of the jungle and put him in a suit, but he's still a savage.
Its hard to tell who is upper class here because they all dress like bums and don't shower, no matter if they live in a good house or a tin shack.
PNG can you post stats of your internet please?
Have some chocolate for your troubles.
Right now on the hotel Wi-Fi.
hello estonians :)
i am back for your posts :))))
Last week at Kokoda on my mobile data.
that's quite sad tbqh
thanks for the pics
sounds pretty bad, are they aggresive towards you?
Some have been pretty bad.
I've found if I speak in a loud voice and use Aussie banter on them they seem to get a little afraid of me.
thoughts?
Oklahoma Sooners
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this will do nicely to my collection
Oklahoma State also
fun fact i go to neither of these
>nice numbers
Tulsa?
nah, i go to a smaller school, Southwestern Oklahoma State University
or SWOSU
Interesting. I don't know a lot of small schools since I really don't follow college football.
im pretty sure im like the only person in this state that knows estonia exists.
cant wait to go there sometime
It takes roughly 1800 dollars to get tickets to get here. You sure it's worth it?
1400 and yes son
Good morning balts
bzzt :DDD
there's another okie in this itt?
yes hmm
Lily a cute
Bazinga
>lol haha
weebs should be gassed
Seize the means of posting
*knocks on the door*
Hello, is anybody home?
*invades latvia*
Is it only you left of balt?
*blocks your path*
Absolutely
I see, have a pleasant day, king of balts.
AUSTRALIA, WE NEED HELP!
THE EMU ARMY WANTS OUR LAND NOW!
The captain must go down with the ship
>Asking aussies to help with emus
hmmmmm...
>want to go to the bar
>didn't turn phone charger on at the wall
>can't go to the bar without my phone
Why is life so cruel.
Do not look the emu directly in the eyes,
Do not approach the emu
If the emu is angered on you, play dead and shart your pants to repulse the "bird".
Do not, I repeat DO NOT use guns on the emu. Bullets are not effective against the undead.
Goodnight Everyone
Night.
Being a NEET isn't that neat
Bit early
>tfw dinner tonight is three double quarter pounder meals from maccas
who /lazycunt/ here
More like /fatcunt/
85kg at 6'2 is hardly fat
I'm a little on the doughy side though lad i'll give you that, but that has more to do with lack of exercise