Any non-virgins here got stories on how you lost your vcard?

Any non-virgins here got stories on how you lost your vcard?

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With a girl, in her pussy

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Honestly I don't remember my first time.
I was around 13 with my gf at the time, and I think, it was under a blanket on her moms couch. I fucking plowed her and wouldn't doubt it if I fucked her in the ass cause she loved it. That was ages ago.

You cant /thread yourself, faggot.

yes I can

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>10th grade
>cute blondie in my class, known her for awhile
>ask her out
>we bang a month later at her house

took the words right out of my fucking mouth

Her asshole looks so fine and tasty, any sauce?

well, in that case

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samefag

>Me 19
> Live in apt, walking across to do my laundry when I see my homie, and his girl's friend.
> She just broke up with bf
> Ask if i want to fuck, shes not bad looking down
>Shit got real

>gf of 6 month told me she will stay with me forever

fugg

> be me
> be 19
> get first gf
> she's 14 which is the age of consent here
> really like this girl so don't pressure her and agree to take it slow
> get BJs and HJs for close to a year
> eventually she feels ready
> buy condoms
> try to fuck
> she's still scared and excited and doesn't get wet
> hurts her, she starts crying
> comfort her and tell her it's no big deal
> next week buy lubricant, try again
> it works
> spend literally 2 hours with foreplay and trying out various positions
> fast forward a month
> goes on birth control
> fuck her raw and nut inside for 4 years
The end. Downside is she pretty much stopped giving BJs from then on.

Had a friend . Drove her upstate cause she had to make a court appearance. She was looking at 10 years in prison. She fucks me that night as Im her potential last chance for a decade.

Next day judge just gives her probation. She fucks me again in celebration.

Yeah Im that big of a loser.

Met girl in town, took home n banged, saw eachother for 6 months afterwards.

sounds like fun after all

1 hour after the wedding ceremony. Went to our then new apartment. She was sore for the reception, but worth it!

>Me, 24, just lost a lot of weight
>Kissless hugless beta
>Scroll through Craigslist
>Message couple looking for a third
>Meet up & go back to theirs
>Milf & hubby give me beer, she leaves the room
>Me & dude go to their room
>She's waiting in see through gown
>Kisses me
>Blows me
>Rides me
>Take turns fucking her 'til they have to go pick up kids from school

There's porn of her online. She's a slut & hubby is a total cuck.

What did she do?

>Junior year
>Watching Con Air with gf
>Parents and sister are out
>Get to end scene
>"How do I... Get through one night without you~~"
>Make out with gf super passionately
>Eventually start rubbing each other
>Take off gf's pants, rub her through underwear
>Grabs my dick like a retard with a hamster
>[Stereotypical wanna go all the way question here]
>Grab a condom
>Miss her pussy the first three thrusts, she has to guide it in
>Go slow to avoid hurting her
>Start fucking normally
>Spend an hour thrusting without cumming
>Parents come home
>Spend 4 hours without pants on underneath a blanket with parents in the room

Everyone remembers how they lost their virginity. You're not fooling anyone.

xD cool story

Protip: they knew.

Actually wasn't samefag, you autistic shit.

the golden days,
>been out drinking in the netherlands
>dick arround all night
>whilst playing pool with my buddys we started talking about vaginas
>couple of my friends already lost their v card but i never did at that point
>legal drinking age in NL was 16 back then
>somebody calls the bluff on going to the redlight district
>meaningfull say naaaaah and play the game
>they afford to pay so i'm already walking out the door
>alot of dirty and kindoff fat hookers
>find a polish chick, she's like mid 30 or something but a crazy hot body
>go in and close the curtains and already threw my pants in the corner before paying ofcourse
>give her the money, and she asks what i want to do. i go for the full treatment
>BJ first and she puts a condom on with her mouth, neat trick btw.
>do some cowgirl action and doggystyle afterwards, shit was cash.
>troubles cumming because of the amounts of alcohol

still get boners from every easter european hot chick till this day. i can finally place why i love that chzech porn, makes me cum buckets.

would reccomend if someone still has that damned card

so there i was, walking down the street, when i see this 9/10 qt, i was a beta fag virgin, she approaches me, tells me shes in dire need of a ride to her job, that she'll pay me good. since my house was just down the street, i agree. as she gets in my car i see she has an amazing ass. we start driving and she gives me directions to an old dirt backroad. i ask her why she works so far out here, she says she has a very strange line of work. she gives me directions to an abandoned factory, proceeds to tell me she works at a brothel. she has me stop in the parking lot, she proceeds to give me the most amazing head ever, and then she mounted my dick. it was around that time that i realized she was in fact a 10 story crustation. nesse got me again.

met a girl we dated, we fucked, the end.

theft and "elder abuse" as her mom said running up a 300 dollar phone bill calling her bf at the time was elder abuse.

Judge didnt agree. So probation and paying off the 300 charge

10 fucking years for a phone bill? Geez.

>dated first long term gf
>she also virgin
>skinny brunette girl
>8 months in
>Penis can into vagina
>2 more years of this

pic not related.

>Me 17, kissless, never even touched boobies
>Go to dinner and movies with friend.
>She complains entire dinner about missing her ex.
>Comes to my side of table and kisses me.
>#WTF ... feelsgoodman.
>Gets up and says the movie starts soon.
>Me super pissed, would prefer to stay doing this kissing thing but speechless so all I can say is "Ok".
>Don't talk for about 20 min.
>Girl suddenly starts rubbing my dick.
>Instant bone.
>Girl leans down and gives me a blowjob.
>Me silent.
>Cum in her mouth. Still say nothing. She still says nothing.
>After movie we go to my place where she parked her car.
>Me: "Want to come in for uhhh coffee?"
>My brain: You're a retard user.
>Girl follows me in straight away drags me to my bedroom.
>Blowjob
>She came prepared with condom in her bag.
>Rides me cowgirl like crazy, I'm just flailing around like a fish on land.
>Suddenly feels very tight.
>OMG she stuck it in her ass.
>Me: I'm going to cum
>Girl gets off, rips off condom and sucks me dry.
>Shocked and don't speak to her for 1 month until suddenly we repeat this almost exactly the same way.
Fuck her for about 6 months before I started dating her best friend. We don't talk anymore.

paleolithic era?

> be senior in high school
> anxiety about virginity intensifying
> also be min wage slave at Wendy's
> qt coworker with short red hair and tats
> bah hand
> silent hill tattoo
> become diamonds
> other co-worker named Alex, is a cunt
> coerces me into talking her up, inviting her to local festival
> setting me up for failure

> take her there, finger her in her car
> was autistic and it was technically sexual assault but eh

> fast forward, his plan to steal her from me backfired hardcore
> we hang out nearly every day, smoke weed and chill
> usually bring a condom just in case
> one day with no condom, sneak in a kiss
> she kisses back, but there's a catch
>she has a boyfriend
> met him a couple times, is a real fucking idiot, like completely brain dead
> decide to go for it anyway
> kiss harder, longer
> move to bed, rubbing her tits
> she starts undoing my pants
>"but wait"
>"what user"
> pull ultimate beta move
>I don't have a condom
> "just be careful"
> "okay"
> take off eachother's pants, use my skills from my first relationship
> ex wouldn't put out so I mastered everything else
> finger blast her into oblivion while sucking on her clit
> she cums pretty hard
> slide my unbelievably average cock inside of her
> first time feeling a pussy on my dick
>a fucking black hole opens up in my brain
> get all the way in
> reaching the event horizon
> fuck her as good as I can, knowing porn is bullshit just do what feels natural
> grab her head with one hand and a tit in the other
> start pounding her like no tomorrow
> she's moaning pretty loud and her grandparents were sleeping downstairs
> my human brain takes over my lizard brain and reminds me that I should NOT cum inside of her
> pull out and cum all over her stomach
> skip a few months, we fuck behind her boyfriend's back all the time
> both of us felt kinda shitty about it
> but whatever
>3 years later we're still dating and we're having the time of our lives
> only pussy I ever got I'm still with

They knew. They smelled that unmistakable someone-done-been-fuckin'-in-here smell as soon as they walked in the room. They stayed to make it uncomfortable for you both.

>date girl in 11th grade
>we go on dates, hang out, make out, etc. but nothing past upstairs groping
>I KNOW she wants me to go farther, but I pussy out each time
>FINALLY decide friday after school will be the time
>her parents aren't home; her brother has some sort of lacrosse match
>find some Hennessy
>take a shot of it with a shot glass in the cupboard to loosen up a bit
>was first ever shot of alcohol, ever
>spray it everywhere
>gf hears
>clean up alcohol before she gets there
>"OMG user ARE YOU SICK? Come to my room so I can take care of you!"
>play sick card, tell her I feel under the weather
>she takes care of me
>"how else can I take care of you user?"
>"b- blow me?"
>She proceeds to take off my pants and just put my entire hard cock in her mouth
>somehow don't cum right then and there
>play with her tits as she moans
>tells me we're gonna fuck
>proceed to fuck raw for 5 minutes before she lets me finish inside her
>fuck 3 more times after that before her parents got home

>use shitty picture based social media platform all the teens were using at the time
>13
>see girl with decent band shirt on, in my country
>tell her she's got taste
>also 13
>talk for about 3 months, turn to daily chat sessions
>we talk on the phone and what ever
>turns somewhat flirtatious
>eventually get an opportunity to take the train to her town
>bring last minute friend because scared of pedo possibilities
>girl is real
>basically get together right there and then
>fast forward a couple of months
>I do get my first attempt at eating her out, I obviously suck
>a few more months pass
>finally we've decided that this time when she comes over, we'll fuck
>I have awkward as fuck bed, basically put out blankets on the floor and watch movies
>quickly turns to 2008 netflix and chill
>struggles to get the condom on
>boner is diamonds
>can't get it in, tries for 30 minutes, but we just couldn't figure out the angle
>eventually she decides to get on top
>takes probably 10 minutes to get it somewhat in
>awkward, painful hard floor
>she does what ever she does to get some pleasure out of it
>basically go at it for 35-40 minutes before I realize I won't have to try THAT hard to hold it in when this condom is basically strangling my dick
>screams from the texas chainsaw massacre 2 as I cum
Luckily, it got better from there on. Through our relationship, she stayed pretty fucking sensitive and always insisted on her basically flicking her bean with me inside her until she came, and then she'd jack me off. It was awkward, and following partners at least knew what they were doing

>Was beta high school kid, 17 years old, working at local college book store in Collegetown, USA
>Crushing on butterface slut classmate that also worked at store
>She had boyfriend but was stringing me me a long for fun. Bitch.
>Got boobies, make outs, would finger bang the hell out of her after work
>still virgin
>One day bummed because cunt blew me off to spend evening with her boyfriend
>College student coworker 4 years older than me felt bad and invited me over to her dorm
>watching movie
>She's not really my type but started making out
>Nothing more that night.
>More makeout sessions
>One night she wants to go farther
>Me still betafag - don't want to go all the way but willing to have fun
>Both take off pants; underwear still on
>Snuggle, her butt against my crotch, grab c-cup tits
>Bonertime.exe
>She sez, put peen between my legs
>Play with boobies, dry humping her vag through panties
>She cums, I cum and make mess. She giggles.
>Do this for next few meetings
>Butterface HS slut knows what's going on; still messing around with her too. Go me!
>BitchBeJealous.bat
>Three of us go to college girls dorm room one night
>Get drunk
>College girl gives me beej while classmate talks dirty to me and I play with her tits
>Bustanut.webm
>College girl a little jealous now
>BitchesMan.gif
>Next weekend doing the usual peen/vag rub but she stops after a few
>"user, going to take off my panties, but we still won'd do it; want you feel how wet I am"
>Stupidly, I sill want first time to be with butterface slut
>"Oh ok, but no sex"
>"no sex, user"
>Pump, pump
>Feelsgud.zip
>Pump, pump
>She knows what she's doing - shifts her body just a little bit
>Pum... Peen slips in vag
>"It's okay user; I'm on the pill; keep going"
>Litterally the best feeling in the world - warm, moist
>Blew load in 30 seconds
>MFW dorky white high school student accidentally lost virginity rawdoggin' a surprisingly attractive black college chick
>Rawdogged that puss daily. Black dudes hated me.

in my county*
of course she was living in my country, the social media platform was exclusive to our country.

>be me, 19
>at uni
>meet a cute girl
>break the ice
>kiss on first date
>after second date go to her apartment
>tell her i love her
>make out
>grab her crotch
>penis
>tranny
>"do you still love me user"
>"yes"
>fuck
>slip dick in, feels great
>"cum inside me user"
>cum inside, feels great
>shower together
>go to bed
>fuck again in the morning

inb4 gay

>be 14
>have 13 year old gf
>go to her house often
>her parents never bother us
>occasionally her older brother walks in trying to catch us fucking
>I get best handjobs of my life for several months
>she let me ride the edge a few times before "forcing me to cum" (it's my fetish)
>finally decide to try sex
>try to put dick in her virgin pussy dry
>it goes in slightly, but hurts her
>I dump her a week later because who knows
>fast forward to age 17
>get 16 year old gf
>she's not virgin
>lets me fuck her doggystyle
>I cum in mere minutes
>she's mad because she almost came
>we fuck hundreds of times before high school is over
>fastforward to 2 months ago
>I am 22 now, dump her for new girl at work
>live with new girl in different state
>fuck her raw and cum inside often
shit is cash

inb4 shit that didnt happen

todd?

>STD's
>you have it
trusting 'the new girl', rookie mistake

inb4 jellus

>dated a girl for 6 months starting when I turned 18
>making out and heavy petting the whole time
>eventually at the 6 month mark
>go to her house one evening when her parents were out of town
>making out in her bed
>out of no where I yank her pants down and start eating her out
>she loves it
>few minutes later get my dick in there
>dated her for a couple more months
>she had to move
>havent gotten my dick wet since
>10/10 would do again

>Implying I didn't already have STDs

like any 15year old, after a few weeks of fingerbanging you have this clumsy sex and there you have it

First year of college in my girlfriends dorm room. We were both 18. She had one of those bunk with the elevated bed and the desk space underneath it. When we banged for the first time I dropped the only condom I had over the side of the bed. She facepalmed and I had to do a walk of shame to retrieve the damn thing. The mood was lessened, but we still fucked. It was far from magical.

Lmfao, ok bud, not me. I fucked her so many times I honestly don't remember and it wasn't that big of a deal to me. We had done SO much more stuff prior to actually having sex and losing it so when the time came it wasn't that significant to me.

have fun with aids

>be me
>17
>on and off gf ive known since middle school
>seriously mental at times, still dont know what was up with her
>bout a week before we were watching some really shitty movie and i just fingered her at the theatre to the point she had to force me to stop or she'd cum and everyone would hear
>a week later i sweet talk her into letting me come over while she's home alone
>kinda awkward at first until she says she's going to shower and i'm invited to join
>lost my v-card with shower sex

>yes

Thanks user, will do

Fucked a slut from school at 5am.
Friend had picked her up earlier and fucked her (unbeknownst to me) after he fell back asleep she came into my room and laid down in my bed said "do whatever you want to me" And we boned. GG EZ we had a relationship for a while with lots of sex then she sent me a message while i was at work one day saying she slept with said best friend and me and him went to our local Fight club and Fucked each other up and kicked the bitch to the Curb

can relate

>be 24 virgin
>trip to amsterdam
>a bit stoned and drunk
>decide to get a window girl
>pay 50 euros for suck n fuck
>romanian chick, 7/10, quite a pleasant person
>she sucks me, rides me then go doggy
>become flaccid after about 7 min
>stop
>she tells me I came
>condom is full
>I didn't feel anything
>put clothes back on and leave

>fast forward 2 years
>long flight correspondence in AMS
>decide to go back to the Red Light District
>find the hottest whore I can
>absolute 10/10
>charges me an extra 20 to take bra off
>one position only
>she checks her watch every 30 sec
>lose my boner because she's so bad
>leave 70 euros poorer and pissed off

Noice. There's a special place in heaven for older sluts who let virgin dudes nut in them on the first time.

>be me
>16
>meet girl at math competition, same school, she is a grade below me
>on the way back have to sit next to faggot, don't want to, sit next to girl instead
> talk all the way back
>continue chatting for 2 months
> invite to bday, nothing happens, semi interested in her
> after, we go to my house, don't get nakid
> 5 days later, my house again, says she ready
> me put dick inside, cumimediately
> finger her, don't know what im doing
>she leaves
>summer comes, don't talk to her for 2 weeks, cuz at grandpas and dont feel like it
> don't talk to her for 3 more weeks, cuz at camp, no phones allowed
> go back home, write, no response
>at school see her, she mad
> 5 months after losing it, competiion again, she hate me very much
>mfw I don't care

Met a girl on Omegle while early in high school who lived about 15 hours away. Chatted for a few years, near the end of HS she came to visit. Ended up having sex and dating.

>16f horny at the time
>friendly talking with 18m around school
>start messaging
>i ask if he can help me study
>he asks how
>i cant remember what i say but something gay that probably wasn't as sexy as i thought (something like: by coming over and fucking me)
>go to his
>5mins in making out
>6mins in fingered and eaten out for AGEEEES
>sex for first time (also everything else first time)
>asks if im ok because its so painful tears falling down face
>he doesn't cum bc he said his dick isn't working
>i cry
>he tells me not to worry its happened b4

>how i lost my v-card
I had a girlfriend you twit. Its amazing that somebody actually finds you attractive when you take a shower everyday, groom yourself, and dont smell like unwiped ass

Does being jumped. Robed. And them just for fun well raped is strong word he didn't cum in my ass just forced his cock in my anus several times. But not deep. Counts?

> Robed.
Did he also make you put on a pointy hat to go with your robe?

I've posted it before, and it's kinda long, but I fucked this chick I know in the ass for 100$, and that's how I lost mine.

18, first semester at college
Go back home for the weekend to hang out with my best friend (girl)
She says "hey, femanon from HS wants to go on a double date with you and me and my bf"
Femanon from HS and I have always flirted some, a lot of sexual tension, but never hooked up because at least one of us was always in a relationship
Summer after graduating, we both became single, and she went to go backpack around the Med for a couple of months
Came back and started school near home, immediately asks my best friend if i was available
We go out to dinner, she had gotten even hotter than before, 8.5/10
Hair blonder, thinner, and has a really hot tan from the beaches in italy and greece
Like, mad hot...
At dinner, the girls surprise us, say they booked a couple of hotel rooms, so we can really drunk and hang out without worrying about driving
We all hang out for a while in one room, drinking
After a couple hours, best friend gives the hint that her and her bf wanna smash, so me and femanon grab a bottle of smirnoff and head to the other room to hang
The second we walk in the door, she takes a pull straight from the bottle, sets it down and pushes me against the wall and kisses me
Im a little surprised at her forwardness, not in a bad way
She says "i wouldnt have gotten a hotel room if i didnt plan on fucking the shit out of you tonight"
Ten minutes later shes riding me like its a goddamn rodeo
Said "i hate the way condoms feel, dont use one"
That was really stupid, but luckily nothing bad happened
Raw-dogged the shit out of her for hours, we fucked 6 or 7 times between that night and the next morning
Looking back i was surprisingly good at it, and she was fucking dynamite in bed (and the desk, and the floor, and the chair, and bent over the bathroom sink...)
This was 15 years ago, still hands down the best sex ive ever had (shhh, dont tell my wife...)
Called her the next time im back in town, she says "i just had to get that out of my system" last time i saw her

Damn! That brown eye has seen some use

> be me, 16
> In Sea isle city, NJ
> On vaycay with the family and some friends of said famalam
> Meet anonette
> Go swimming, shopping, tanning etc
> She's 20
> Start texting mid-week
> Eventually gets to how I'm a virgin
"Too bad you're going fishing tomorrow or we could totes fugg"
> Tell mom I don't wanna go
> Meet anonette and go shop, then come back to the hotel
> Doors are locked, everyone is away doing shit
> Proceed to one of those beach showers outside
> Fuck furiously
> She lets me blow my batter in her face orifice
> Next day, she has no voice
"I think we bruised my throat"

Ever since I have had no problems with confidence and am charismatic as fuck.

> please greentext next time, thanks

I was 26. Was talking to this girl on OKC and I asked her out. 2 months later drove to her home (about 5 hours away) and we fucked the morning after I got there...And the afternoon...And the evening

With an escort in Daytona.

>be me, 17
>Small town in UK
>getting booze for party
>ask random chav to go into shop for some Frosty jacks
>Mission Accomplished
>were about to part ways
>.."Hey, you wanna buy some speed?"
>heck, no! drugsrbad
>random blonde gurl purchases dregz
>at party
>"Hey user, you want some speed?"
>"Just beer and weed for me, fair maiden!"
>hours pass
>girls are wasted
>I'm drunk
>This looks kinda fun..
>"Say blonde, can I have some amphetamine?"
>"sure user"
>dips finger in bag
>tastes of chemicals
>memory goes blank soon after
>wake up naked on floor
>naked blonde next to me
>no recollection of sexing
>blondes friend barges in..
>"you two had sex"
>awkward hi five
>its coming back now
>the laughing
>the WTF
>people scurrying away
>'I WILL NEVER LOOK AT YOU THE SAME AGAIN, user'
>MFW I lost my virginity on speed in front of a room full of people

met my ex online, talked for six months then she came to see me, had super nervous sex. dated for 2.5 years and then broke up

lol

>speed
>MDMA crystals
Choose one nigger.

i didnt say mdma crystals?

wot

> Be me, 16 yo beta
> Go on family holiday
> See this gril, 8.5/10
> Too shy to talk to her because low self esteem
> Eventually talk because we are the only 'older kids'
> Turns out she had a bf
> They had been together for 2 weeks
> Get home, keep texting with her
> We become best friends
> 2 months later she breaks up with bf, because I conviced her he was a total loser
> 3 weeks later, at the start of summer, I ask her out on a date
> We kiss on the first date
> Next day she leaves on a one month holiday with parents
> We talk all the time, even started talking about sex
> Says she wants to try it
> She gets home
> Comes over to my house, home alone
> We fuck the entire afternoon
> Didn't cum because condom
> 3 years later and still together

>

Had shit shags all the way until I turn 19. I'm talking either too pissed or not hard or came early shit. Then went to uni, shagged 5 girls in 2 months, follow these steps
>move to big city if not already in one
>go to shitholes,even if you hate clubbing bear in mind nowhere is as dark and filled with girls who are as fucked, without a doubt the best place if you're looking to punch above your weight.
>get fucking drunk (absolute must, plus for me it makes me not cum which is rather fucking useful)
>if you're not confident enough to dance you're not gonna be confident enough to pull, just be in time and do anything as long as you have a smile on your face
>if a girl makes eye contact, return it and move just ever so slightly closer. From then on its natural, smile and don't worry unless your an actual autist at which point go back and start your life again.
>never worry about mentioning going back to hers/yours until you've both left the place together. If she mentions it you've already won.
>if going for a date/meeting up with a girl at a late time always have a wank before
>smell good
>don't dress like a twat, if you're skinny wear a long sleeve shirt, hide flaws because you can bet the girl is too.
passing on info i wish I knew instead of the mad bravado usually passed around.
hope it helps a brother out

>non-virgins
>here

nvm i'm autistic. Have a nice day!

>5yo
>sister is 7
>she wants to try having sex
Wasn't that great but we tried.

>Me, 17
>Get some matches on Tinder
>Get a few numbers
>Talk occasionally
>Didnt talk to this 1 girl for like a week
>suddently she messages me
>''I could use some company, im not feeling so good''
>Its 12 at night what do
>get in train
>arrive 2 h later, so 02:00 at night (eu fag)
>Talk
>kiss
>Sex
>next week did it again
>week after we did heroin
>week after i cut contact bc drugs and i didnt want that


Did it safe tho so no hiv

Fell asleep at a party and got gang raped. They're all ashes now :3

>21
>become friends with a friend of mine's fuck buddy
>find out they never actually fucked, just oral and stuff
>dude tells me she's a virgin and she's into me and she'd probably feel better losing her virginity to me than to him
>dude says he'd like to tag along though
>nope.png
>two months later, she starts taking the pill
>she's finally ready
>we fuck at her mom's house
>she goes to sleep
>i quietly rewatch "the breakfast club" beside her in bed
>end up dating for 5 years

Dude was total bro, I'm sorta sorry to let him down. After her, he had some rough experiences with relationships.

>so much more stuff prior
Like what kind of stuff?

First time i was 16, she was 14. Me an my friends were having a huge Halloween party and we noticed we were lacking attractive ladies there. So me and 2 other guys went to go pick up some chicks from this preppy school. We only expected 2 chicks but they brought another 2 which were both fat and ugly. No choice we took them, we get back to the party and none of them drink, just smoke weed. Talk to the 2 good looking ones to see which 1 i want, my black friend got 1 of the fat and ugly ones after an hour because he was drunk and crying and she was trying to cheer him up and went out back and fucked in the boat. Anyways, party was cool, went to an after party down the street where i was gonna stay the night, took the girls theresl as well and the w fat ones sat downstairs in the basement my friend turned into a chill spot pool table and shit pretty nice. Notice the 2 hot ones are upstairs wearing t shirts and panties rolling blunts. They went downstairs and we followed, go a lap dance from 1 (they are not drunk but im damn near wasted) my friends grandparents come home early, see weed and yelled "WTF is this user!" i bolted out the basment door to the outside to my car, drove a block up and parked by myself, notice the girls walking towards my car, aak if they can sleep with me in my car i agree, 2 fat ones sit in the back and 1 slept in the front seat the 2nd was on my lap, as soon as the 2 in the back fell asleep i started to kiss the one on me i fingured the one next to me and both were enjoying it, girl next to me then orgasms, and says she is a virgin and doesnt wanna do anything else (fuck me missed threesome) the girl on my lap however wanted to fuck, grabbed condom out of wallet, she pulled down my sweatpants, and i pulled down her yoga pants, and she straddled me for a good 5 mins before she put all of me in her, we fucked for a good 10 mins, put our shit back on and she slept on me while i slept for a couple hours, drove them home in the morning. End

Fuck green text and grammer, didn't feel like correcting it.

First time poster, dont know how, sorry

Lurk moar.
Stop posting until you know.

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Alright Sup Forumsros I might be going to lose my virginity but idk she wants it bad.

Flew a few states over to my LDR girlfriend of one year, stayed with her a week and fucked a lot.
Nothing special to it.

Little background:
>be 16
>my cousins live with me because their parents are in prison
>cousins are both girls
>they constantly inviting their hot friends over
>I begin letting their friends come into my room to watch movies on my Xbox
>usually watch super troopers

This shit was pretty embarrassing and I got called minuteman throughout high school because of it
>one girl comes over 7/10, let's call her alice
>Id known her since about 5th grade and we were good friends
>turns out she had been crushing on me for years
>during super troopers she gets in my bed with me
>tells me she really likes me
>my cousin is in the room sitting on the floor
>Make her leave
>alice and I start making out
>she instantly goes for my dick and pulls it out
>starts sucking it
I've not been super lucky with the ladies and have only had sex about 4 times but this girl have the best head I've ever had
>five minutes of head
>I feel like I'm about to nut
>pull her off me and run to the bathroom
>sit there for a little bit just edging
>finally feel like I can keep going
>asks if I'm going to eat her out
>tell her no
Hindsight I probably should have done it, idk why but back then I thought it'd taste to gross
>she gets upset and rolls over
>I ask if I can stick it in her
>she says whatever
>stick it in and thrust about four or five times and again feel like I'm going to cum
>go to bathroom, nut in toilet and flush it
>she's still in my bed when I come back
>she tells me she's kinda upset with how things played out
>We just lay there and don't talk until we fall asleep
>next morning she wakes me up and kisses me and told me it's ok that I didn't last long

Wasn't the best experience but also wasn't the worst.

>College
>Almost becoming a wizard because was socially retarded
>Nice but not at all attractive girl becomes my friend
>She likes memes and 80`s stuff
>Managed keep the status quo for over a year, despite being spaghettiman
>Suddenly she hates my guts
>Wat
> "You're retarded user, I don't wanna waste time with you anymore"
>Other friends shunned me because they said i was retarded
>Hello darkness my old friend
>One of my former class mates noticed my sorry state
>After telling my story he laughs and says that she totally wanted me to bang her.
>After realizing that I was indeed retarded proceed to bang her.

We dated for 2 years but we broke up because she moved away to Ireland, never had sex ever since then

>17
>Went to local college to see concert
>Partied after with sister and friends
>got black out drunk
>literally bashing head off wall when cops arrive
>party moved to sister's bff's dorm.
>fingered her bff infront of everyone
>didn't care was drunk
>banged sister's bff
>They didn't talk for years.

She came over, we kissed and stuff for a couple of hours then clothes came off and we decided to fuck, pretty decent

>be me, 19
>can't wait much longer for a gf to lose it to
>be in cologne Germany for some days
>go out
>super_duper_wasted.jpg
>met chubby and ridiculously horny chick
>almost start fucking on the sidewalk
>go to my youth hostel anyways
>like 6.30 am when we get there
>in the room 7 other people were sleeping
>want to stick it in anyways
>undress and quietly want to start
>awkward moment when not finding entrance
>play it off as just being drunk
>finally push it in
>wet pussy is heaven
>about 5 minutes into fucking her hard
>young woman 2 beds next to us gets up, dresses and leaves room
>still inside her, i hide under blankets, hoping she wouldn't see
>she must have seen
>i'm diamounds
>continue fucking slowly while the girl leaves
>once gone i go at it hard again
>difficulties with cumming since i am drunk as fuck
>eventually nut all over her belly and tits...

to this day this was probably still the crazyest fuck i've had.. and since then i kind of have a thing for chubby girls too..

Met a Hispanic girl on some site and emailed each other for a few months when I was 14 and she was 12. We met and she was chubby but sexy and we fucked.

you dated the wrong one. any girl who goes pussy to ass to mouth is worth a ring, idiot.

Booty Shaking

youtube.com/watch?v=Ux0uYHYfJ4A

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>14 Year Old
>We just asked if we wanted to make out
>next week
>fingered
>next week
>fucked