ITT we act like fine gentlemen in a bar

ITT we act like fine gentlemen in a bar
> If dubs are rolled we turn into filthy negros
> If dubs are rolled again we turn back into fine gentlemen and so on.

What's up gentlemen?

I'll just a blue moon to start, thank you

a glass of fine scotch here please, actually make that a round for everyone. It is on me this time my friends!

Say, chaps, have you seen the news lately? Those basketball americans sure are getting upset about things

Yes, they are acting like apes.

They are saying that black lives matter, haha. Our grandfathers fought for them to be free and this is how they are treating us now. Disappointing and pathetic.

Agreed

That was too close bud! You nearly turned us into negroes.

I find it unfortunate that you did not get quads there.
Perhaps next time, gentleman.

Say, those are some close numbers there!

Mind if I join you fine chaps, I'll buy next round or my name isnt Reginald Farthington

Way too close for my taste.

Indeed.

Very well then

scotch and coke please.

cheers.

Feel free to join us Mr Farthington. It is a pleasure meeting you. My name is John, but my friends call me Johnny and I, can call you my friend.

Yo NIGGA where da fuck is my watermelon

Oh thank you for saving us my friend.

Delighted to meet you all

Aye nigga what's poppin? You want a got fuck some white bitches?

AYY WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT

Almost lost control there.
You need to calm down.

I think that a negro just got past the security into our pub. Disgusting, dont they have anything else to do on their free time?

Indeed much appreciated

You sir deserve the finest scotch in this pub. I shall order one for you and me.

Everyone knows they dont work, my gardens are proof of it, the groundskeeper keeps finding them passed out in my roses

Here is your scotch sir.

We just have to pray that this pub will not turn into a negro fest. This country is too darn good for so to happen.

I do appreciate it

Evening gents, apologies for being late, ill have a scotch good sir

Thank you dear sir, lets get a glass for you aswell shall we?

A round for all my friends Bartender, and I'll have a pint of bitter please

Thanks. In fact, the scotch is on the house.

Some fine duplicate numericals there, my good man.

This country was fine without these damn negros

Dont worry ol bud, you only missed a small negro outbreak. It was chaotic however we got it under control very easily thanks to that fine chap in the corner over there.

Quite, t'was a civilized nation

You said it George, you said it. A drink for that!

Its all under control now

My, my. What a fine establishment.

Ah, that is good news indeed, well done chaps, next round is on me

Mmm, indeed

However I smell something fishy in the air in the near future, I cannot say for a certain what it is.

AY YO NIGGAS WHAT THE FUCK THESE WHITE NIGGAS DOING HERE

WE WUZ KANGS YOU HONKEYS!

ITS A NIGGER BOYS

AY YO TYRONE WHERE DA FUCK YOUVE BEEN MA NIGGA?

They say Dubbeth McDongleberry us in town, best avoid the alleyways my dear fellow

Thanks chap

Please calm down my dear sir. Now, just look in this fine 9mm pistol barrel. Thank you :)

Wew, i was worried for a minute there. Thanks chap

Get out you silly negros this establishment is no place for people like you

That was another close call, we should all watch out.

This man of color will leave this fine establishment.

Chaps, i say that we build up a resistance. A resistance against these negroes.

A wonderful idea indeed

What a great idea Johnny!

Well that was quite the ruckus, anyway back to business gentleman, ill buy us all a brandy

I'd say heavens look at the time, I'm afraid I have to leave you gentlemen to it

Brother, may I have some oats?

We will patrol around the neighbourhood and beat up every gosh darn negro we see. We cannot allow them to stay around our kids.

Indeed, we must barricade the door with those singles in the corner, keep this place civilized

Enjoy going back home. Say hi to martha for me!

Bitch fuck watermelon

AYYYYYYY WERE DA CRACK ! MUH BBC

Ah, a true shame, do go careful now

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE, FUCK DONALD TRUMP!

THANK YOU for not allowing a new outreak to happen!

WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAYIN CRACKA?!?!

Thanks Johnson, a round of our finest scotch for you

Hello my fine chaps

Well that was exhilarating. One more on me than i must depart this fine establishment

Nigga fuck this shieet

Well that was indeed another close call, these pesky negros keep sneaking in

AY YO FUCK ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS THAT NIGGA TRUMP YO. IMAM BEAT THEM UP.

U MAD WHYTE BOISSSS XDD LIT FAM WATERMELON MA NIGGA

NOW WE R TALKIN BAOUT YO BITCH

Honkey ass fuckin rascist bitch cunt of cum skin. Kill all yourselves, let us be kingz again!

Thank you for your kindness good chap

WHAT THE FUCK THESE WHITE NIGGAS DOING IT OUR CRIB? YO WHAT THE FUCK.

AYYY WADDUP CRACKAS?!?! ILL HAVE SOME MUVAFUKIN CHICKEN

Eyyyyy

OH SHIT, I JUST GOT LEVEL 3 HERPES AND AIDS. WHAT SHOULD I DO? IMMA GO AND FUCK SO MANY BITCHES THAT THE WHOLE HOOD'LL HAVE ALL THIS SHIT. NIGGAA.

THESE NIGGUS ARE TRYING TO STOP US WHAT WE GUNNA DO ABOUT THA?!

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

Oh good lord the negros are here again

OUT!

Get the fuck away from my pub.

WHERE'S THE WHITE WIMMINS AT?
AH SHIT I GET IT.....
Y'ALL IS SOME FAGGITS
THIS HERE A FAGGIT BAR!
I'M AUDI

Wew. Now how do we clean this place of the filth that has departed? God lord this is a mess

AY YO TRIPS NIGGA DAMN. HOLY SHIT TIME TO FUCK THIS UP NIGGA.

TRIPS OF TRUTH YO

WE GON FUK DEM UP

May I have your finest scotch?

WEST SIDE 4 LIFE NIGGA

No more black men here, gentlemen

Get outta here you filthy negro

AYYY WADDUP DUQUANNE MA NIGGA?

I must be at the wrong place

Get out, your nonseless is not welcome here anymore