What does b think of my cock. Post yours and your inches. 5" long and 5" thick

What does b think of my cock. Post yours and your inches. 5" long and 5" thick

pathetic nigga

thick nice

*wants to suck*

And i thought my cock was tiny ...

come on then lets see urs

Thickness is there. Can't say the same about the lenght though.

It could be worse dude, believe it or not that's average.

lets see urs

You are about the exact same dimensions as me, yet I'm far too ashamed to show it's pathetic existance

How on earth is the 5" long? Mines 5.5" and looks double yours.

Can you put that shit next to a ruler? I wanna see if it competes with my fingers

This can't be 5 inches. Mine is 6 and looks twice as big as that.

This is 5.5x5.3

its very thick

Hahahahaha keep telling yourself that, little dick.

6.5
What u think?

Mines thicker and looks twice as long. Explain.

Me again

I think you don't know how to measure and are being too generous.

Whys my 5.5 bigger than your 6.5

Your 5.5 is a toothpick. That's why it looks longer

5" my ass, that's 2 or 3.

5.5", bullshit.

I'm nearly double that at 6.5"

Are you measuring in cm?


What the fuck is this thread?

Lol unless your 10" around your just a bullshitter

>5" x 5"
>literally chode

Swear to Christ 5.5 on the dot

Nigger, post with ruler.

There's no fucking way an inch makes that much of a difference.

Yah because my dick is bigger around than it is long... fucking neckbeaeded faggot. Why would I lie about having a small dick? Lmao

Don't have a ruler handy now but will post pic at 8pm CST with a ruler who lies about a 5" cock lol. I am exactly 5.5x5.375.

>having a mathematically satisfying penis

its not fully erect thou, I always thought it was on the small side, rate ?

fairdos i never seen someone get so heated bout a cock rate thread

too bad thats the only satisfying thing about it

That looks so small, got a ruler user?

7.3x6.9

yeah, yours is much smaller than the other anons

i don't have one on me but i measured it before and its somewhere over 6", idk thou

Because I've seen this faggot op posting for days now, always with a ridiculous number for his tiny cock.

I suspect these threads are just a disguised way to make anons insecure about dick size.

Mines clearly bigger than yours despite being an inch shorter in actual measurement. Weird.

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not the OP thou ...

Isn't that every cock rate thread?

Roll

True.

Fags are always trying to hide shit now though, they've been doing the same shit with cuck threads and nigger loving threads.

I mean it's a cock rate thread, you're staring at other anons dicks either getting off to them or trying to verify your own cock size so it's faggy no matter what.

Or maybe the fact that I'm not a 90lb malnutritioned twig makes it appear that way. That bitches fingers are longer than your dick ffs

go get em

It's always a fag who wants anons to post pics of their dicks.

Same game, been going on Sup Forums for a decade.

Tiny baby! 6.5x5.75 pic related

Same with same width. Legit hurts my skinny ass gf from behind, it's as thick as her wrist. I ain't about to make a porno but I'm 6'3 and relatively attractive so nobody complains. I could imagine it would be a deal breaker for a short fat uggo tho

god bless u cocknon

about 6 soft

She's 5'8 140 and I'm 6'1 210. Bud. My cock is bigger than yours and I'm willing to bet. Get the ruler out faggot.

>3/4 chub

Ok whatever you say dear

That's not 5 inches thick dude.

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I swear to fucking god. 8pm CST you faggots better be in my legit cock rate thread. Rulers only. Measured along the shaft.

Are you 6'5+? There is literally no other explanation, your thumb couldn't be more than 2 inches long and look at it in reference to OP

You're lyin out your ass

Definitely not 100% soft but 3/4? cmon

I'm not OP. That chode is 3" max. I'm the other guy. I'm 6'2. My cock is 5.5x5.375 on the fucking nose. Who the fuck lies about a below average dick the fuck. I posted mine to prove OP is a lie. I did.

keep dreaming user. your dick is tiny

get a life you cucks

>Who the fuck lies about a below average dick

You mean every-fucking-one of you littledick faggots? Jesus Christ

Post yours ruler along the top or shut the fuck up cock gazer.

naww

where's the rest of it?

Best get a new ruler or some glasses it sounds like.

I honestly don't give a shit if you believe whether my cock is 7 inches or not, I'm not some loser attention whore trying to one up a lie with another lie

Fuckin stump cock loser

loser detected

No idea how big I am.

>shave, fat, chode

I'm sure Sup Forums will think of more.

>Pretty sure I might be part sasquatch.

So small.....

Did I strike a nerve stump dick? I don't have to prove anything, I don't care if you believe me. I get to close this tab and go back to my life knowing I'm honest at least

If you lost some fat that could be 7-8 inches

Pictures worth a thousand words dickless

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4 inch here.

7.5 Inches. I wish it was thicker though :/

Thanks fam. I'm about 200lbs ATM with my uniform on, and I've been wanting to work out. I should probably check out /fit/ more often.

bullshit

Apparently I'm about 3,5" soft. Haven't measured in years.

ITT:

>lies

I fuckin love it. It's like being called a cheater in a videogame or something. Keep thinking I don't have a cock rofl

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>5x5
So your cock is a square?

The size isn't as much of an issue as the ugly fucking head.

you r supposed to measure along top not next to it

Interesting. I shall try again.

You weren't the smart kid in math class, were you?

5 inches from your asshole

this shit is 5.5

I mean am I supposed to just believe in it like Santa or Jesus? Your cock is about as real as Bigfoot right now. $50 bucks PayPal my dick is bigger.

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These are the only accurate stats in here. The rest of y'all are tiny dicked liars.

>I mean am I supposed to just believe in it like Santa or Jesus?
>I honestly don't give a shit if you believe whether my cock is 7 inches or not

So you have a little dick and you're retarded, too?

Nigga has two cocks and they're both big. Makes a few of you shrimps contemplate an hero I know

A little under 5,5" apparently.

thick

And about 2".

Am I really the only one actually measuring in here?

Those two statements were made by the same person. Who's the tard? So your dickless and retarded?

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haven't shaved in a while