Religion quiz

I'm curious of how the people on Sup Forums think

Take this quiz and post your results

selectsmart.com/RELIGION/

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selectsmart.com/religion/desc2.html
selectsmart.com/pastlives/
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what the fug

>Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant

>be a muslim

pic related is my result.
whats the fastest way to kill myself lads?

What do you mean?

your first result is reform Judaism which is not the same thing as Islam

POO

i-i'm a muslim, but the test says i'm a jew. have i always been a jew and just not know it? oy vey

lol wuuuuuut

i'm not a POO i swear, but that's what the results say! gaaawwwd i feel awful making those POO type shitposts now. how do i redeem myself

by taking a poo in the designated street.
you have to make eye contact with your neighbour, this is how you redeem yourself

Oh, I thought you were a brit who was surprised he thought like a muslim/jew, most brits i've encountered are either christians or athiests

I haven't really studied it but judaism and islam are both similar religions, isn't that whole diet islam is known for (halal) similar to kosher?

anyone still has open their results? mine says "document expired", can you copypaste the address of the frame with explanation of every religion? i don't want to retake this shit test

wtf he was replying to me
>silly poo with a proxy thinks he can pretend to be an American

>Secular Humanism
Why did I even take this?

>Sikhism

Wtf, I'm catholic

This 2bh

Most of those leading questions are pretty much a waste of time for anyone who isn't some kind of religious person.

>non-theist(100%)
>secular humanism(100%)

Gee, I'm surprised.

yep muslims can eat kosher food and halal food, since kosher = halal.

im a fairly liberal muslim, dont really practice the faith was just amused it thought i was a jew :D

and about 4% of the population is Muslim i think which means 96% isnt, so i wouldn't be surprised you haven't met muslim brits desu :)

hmmm

I was rated 90% non-theist and 100% secular humanist, which is a little odd because aside from being entirely secure, I'm not really a humanist. I don't really give to fucks about the human species aside from wanting to be left alone from the rest of it.

Quiz for my fellow fedoras.

selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=atheistphilo

I'm not religious so I picked my favorite of the religious options. Got Hinduism. I forgot how to use the toilet.

Agnostic church

fuck you faggots, i had to retake the test
selectsmart.com/religion/desc2.html

>"cultural (roman) catholic"

Unitarian Universalism (100%)
Jainism (97%)
Theravada Buddhism (87%)
Taoism (85%)
Mahayana Buddhism (85%)

stoicism is strong on asian religions, I see

selectsmart.com/pastlives/

Catholic here, but the results say
>Jainism (100%)
>Catholic (45%)
Nice

Also what the fuck are Quakers? Both the Liberal and Orthodox Quakers came up quite high in my results.

ok

i haven't got a clue but you probably selected that all charity and social security services should be done by the church right?

>Thomas Jefferson

I think it's breakfast cereals

>Ethical Culture (100%)
>Freethought, Church of (100%)
>Rationalism (100%)
>Secular Humanism (100%)
>Transhumanism (100%)
Aight, what ever the fuck these mean

basically it means you are a fedora tipper

ITT: so-called Christians that don't actually adhere to their religious label.

Better to be a fedora tipper than a foreskin snipper

wow
really made me think

I'm not religious so I find it impossible to answer these questions since they are about theology and just selecting the "none" option every time is stupid.

I thought it was going to ask about your values and compare them to the different religions.

i never said i was a good catholic

Not sure what it even is, im from india though.

>Social betterment programs (e.g. equality, anti-poverty, education) should be fundamental to my belief group.
Yeah, have ticked agree here
Had to laugh

King David
Orthodox Quaker

same to me. this test is dildos

Hang on there user
I know thinking is hard for people like you so don't over do it
If you try to think too hard you might just rub two neurons together, create a spark, and start a fire that will never leave your mind
Always burning, always yearning, but never earning what you desire.

i did it in like 1 min

how high was relativism (cultural/ethnic)?
high relativism - fedora/ possibly globalist
low relativism - traditionalist/ maybe imperialist

Guess I responded well enough for what I identify myself as. It is hard sometimes though to answer yes or no as many questions have necessary shadings to it.

good post

Where is the option "I dunno"?

72%
I think I mostly just did "No preference" whenever it came to moral relativity

Yeah, but I am kinda okay with the results 2bh, it ain't like that I am believing in the Church (as a institution) that much anyway.
Inb4 POO

Not much out of what I expected

nice fuckin proxy m8

Interesting to some degree I guess.

all i know that everything that concerns morality, helping the poor and other shit that doesn't break the Law should compete to the Church. i guess i believe MORE in the Church as an institution than as the heirs and heralds of God

>unitarian universalism
I'm pretty agnostic, but okay

And for the past lives:
>Charles Darwin
O-oh...

If only it was

>judaism

that wouldn't make sense, but I guess the test maker was lazy enough to just atribute +x point towards each result and then averaging, making unrelated answers giving "poiints" to wrong results

also, everybody is getting the unitarian universalism as one of the tops (in the first quiz) even though that doesn't make that much sense considering the demographics present. it just so happens it is tied to both secularism and agnostic theism (if I understood it right)

I didn't expect this result. Also, the high percentage of Taoism in both of my results is interesting.

>Decide to do one for what my faith was when I still have faith
>Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
>Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (51%)
>Roman Catholic (51%)
>Islam (72%)
Yeah ok I guess

kek

They are purists or something like that

i've read and re-read the descriptions at selectsmart.com/religion/desc2.html
(not thanks to you, faggots)
and it has nothing to do with me, except for the few things they agree with the catholic faith
this test is worse than the political compass shit

Aristotle

religious anons I have a question

How could I get the results in pic-related? I'm white and I don't really go to any religious places at all. I don't understand how this could happen

You responded neutral on most questions.

how is Orthodox ANYTHING "neutral"?

the test is crap and poorly programmed

No, I responded neutral on like 2

I am guessing it does not count neutral as an answer.

Then I do not know.

Not really, I did this test before and usually religious people get their correct denominations when they answer the questions.

I, myself, am a deist but I just answered from what my gut told me.

This test is not precise and the way you answered most questions coincide with the philosophy of these religions, even though you didn't gave such answers because of religion

Jainism is a religion who you have to protect nature (animals included) and always sweep your path for not killing insects

>71945940
>tfw I'm more Theravada than a Singhalese

Yeah, that seems about right. I'm going to join the Nova Roma Cult soon

>tfw 100% Catholic AND Orthodox at the same time

IRL I am an """Irish""" living in New England

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Plato

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>Catholic and Orthodox = 100%
Wew.

I don't currently practice and my faith/conviction isn't a brightly burning thing, but that's what I expected.

Imagine the Amish or the Puritans crossed with Unitarians except with senses of humour and/or compassion and actually serious about the religion.

Plato (100%)

Enlightened and proud

well you're not the only one

Partially accurate I guess, though the quiz is limited in that it tries to derive a religious-like belief system, it's too narrow. I guess that's because it is a religion test lol.

Roman Catholic irl

how do I make become jew

Same

Weird.. my ancestors who came to this country in 1660 were Quakers.
I was raised in the bible belt in Southern Baptist and Pentecostal churches, but I thought they were bullshit and had my own ideas from as far back as I can remember.

There's a Quaker gathering house deal in my city.. wonder if I should try it out...

I've never heard of universal unitarianism but dang it sounds pretty cool.

Hello, my orthodox brother

not surprising, I already knew that

100% Taoism, 0% relativism, get on my level.