Be me, 14

>Be me, 14
>Start smoking cigarettes for the 1st time
>Could only do it when parents and brother weren't home
>Start smoking them more and more frequently
>One day decide to smoke them on the walk to school
>Its dark in the morning so no one would see
>Decide to show my brother because I think he won't tell anyone
>20 minutes later mom walks in and says she knows
>She is super pissed
>Takes them away, decides not to tell dad and says I cant say shit to my brother
>He fucking snitched

How do I get revenge Sup Forums's, I know he does sketchy shit on his computer and I could expose it, but I'm looking for something that could mentally scar him

Say you found som child porn on his computer

Better yet, plant some and report it to the police.

>Download child pornography onto bro's computer.
>Install Tor.
>Remove all other browsers.
>Change wallpaper to guro.
>Secretly on your computer save up fluffy and rekt threads.
>Paste said cancer on his computer.
>Have special folder dedicated to gay porn.

>Do this all.
>Use computer.
>Say you borrowed to print something.
>Saw CP.
>Call cops.
>Bro gets arrested for pedophilia and spread of child pornography.
>They'll list other shit found on it.
>Fluffies, gay porn, and pedophilia, yum.
>Bro's anus is destroyed in prison.

>14

Not OP, but story is in past-person.

He's wondering how he can get him back right now, I presume both are in college.

that would have been over 4 years ago unless b&
why do you care now?

>Could only do it when parents and brother weren't home
Everybody already knew, he probably was the only one who cared enough to do something, you should buy him a boat

leave him alone, he did you a favor you disgusting piece of shit

Now a get thread

He is my younger brother, hes not even 13 yet so the CP angle won't really work

First off, if you really are 14, I'd recommend that you get the fuck off of this site, for your sake. I discovered Sup Forums around that age and I deeply regret it, not even kidding.

Second, don't start smoking. It looks cool and shit but it's the worst thing you can get addicted to. It's bad for you and costs a lot of money once you get addicted, believe me, I say this from personal experience.

Dubs

Shouldnt have been smoking m8 that shit kills

>Put on mask of bro's face.
>Go to bro's school.
>Rape girls.
>Shoot up school.
>Cameras will think it's bro, because they saw the mask.
????
PROFIT.

I would speak in past tense if I was retelling a story from an hour ago, that's really not an indicator of anything. Why would this dude really give a shit about enacting revenge now if this occurred years ago. OP is clearly underageb&

Stop being a fucking mega-faggot newfaggot.

Do you not know how greentext format works?

>Back to /vg/

Underage b&

>being this autistic

Am I doing it right, user ?

Take a shit in his bed when he's sleeping and make him believe that he did it. Tell him it's a hereditary thing and he'll have to sleep with a Snapple cap in his ass every night.

You might be a Sup Forums

when the first comment of a thread is cp related

...

nice image use for 14.
Just beat his ass like a normal big brother and tell him brothers don't snitch. Don't become a faggot like most of Sup Forums. Hit him and make sure he learns so you can latter have bond for life. When dad disciplines you , take it. If brother snitched on beating, repeat till works.

Install some shit funny virus on his computer, watykanczyk or something like that

When the fuck was Sup Forums invaded by normies?

Even better yet, gtfo underage

underage b&

>14
>gotta be 18 to be on the chan kiddo
MODS
>MODS
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Oh I'm on Sup Forums since 2010, it's just that I outgrew my trenchoat and fedora phase and got a life.

underage confirmed
mods and b&

do you seriously think he would still be pissed and plan it out after so long

he probably would've moved out by then and did whatever he wanted

Okay.

Level One: Get some gloves, and go find a rat snake. Place that snake in his drawer and scare the daylights outta him. (Rat snakes aren't poisonous, but their saliva can infect you/him with a minor/major infection.)

Level Two: Download some BDSM/Edgy porn on his computer, then tell your mom that you found it.

Level Three: Completely fill his hard drive with "rekt" gifs, then tell your mom you found it.

PS: Wait a month or two for everything to die down, to anything being suspicious.

Sup Forums's fucked mate

you seriously think op's mom would trust him

fucking newfags

>the chan

MODS! Underage user.