Wake up

>wake up
>look down
>see this
>wut do?

...

Push them both off jump up and say , "not gay I swear"

Explode

stay still because spoons can only see you if you move

"did i sign up for blacked"

look at my numbers

kek told me trump will go to war with best Korea

Throw them off of me becuase im a faggot

Tell them to leave unless they got peens. I'm not a fagoo after all

Realise that I forgot to lock them back in their cages after playtime last night...

Cum.

cum

check for dicks

/thread

Cum.

two asians, so what

/thread

Wonder what happened with the 2 guys that were there too.

wonder why my dick suddenly got so small

Sigh and complain again about asians sneaking into my room to suck my dick while I sleep...

Ask them why they're using their mouths when the watermark says handjobjapan

Kek'd

god dammit