>be japanese
>get FUKUSHIMA'D
Be japanese
Colton Reyes
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Logan Wright
xD
Daniel Morales
LOL!! THOUSANDS DIED HAHA!
Aaron Powell
>we candah anything
Nathaniel Barnes
>be american
>get pearl harbor'd
Asher Jackson
>FUKUSHIMA
Quite safe. You can ski there. There are Geiger counters on every tree just so you know you're not being irradiated. Ingenious population control really.
Jeremiah Scott
>be mexican
>get deported
Ryder Kelly
>be mexican
>get fast and furious'd
Leo Green
>be american
>get shot
>get obesitied
>get kinder egg'd
>get ackbarrd
Jaxson Flores
>be singaporean
>get cained
Jordan Cook
>be singapore
>get separated from malaysia
>get lee kuan yew
>get foreign investments
>get rich
>get asean maids
Austin Anderson
>be american
>get pegged by black reperations lady 29097# because your ancestor once owned a piece of clothing made with cotton picked by slaves
James James
>be phillipines
>get eternally cucked by the americans and try to justify this by sucking up to them
Nathaniel Jenkins
That is nothing compared to the burger epidemic.
Anthony Ward
>be singaporean
>get drawn and quartered for being racist by not learning the 16 official languages on singapore.
William Johnson
>be Sup Forums
>get NISHIMURA'D
Dylan Cook
>be american
>get drawn and quartered because you've become too fat and you get turned into the next batch of freedom nuggets
Benjamin Sanchez
can someone redirict me to /cum/ think thats more my speed
Nicholas Fisher
>be singaporean
>be treated like a leper because you don't own a bmw. Save your whole life and finally buy a bmw that costs 3 times more than anywhere else on earth. file for bankruptcy protection after buying your first tank of gas. go to orchard to sell your body. get chink'd, starve to death anyway. get cained for dying on the sidewalk.
Gabriel Flores
>Be american
>Get cucked by kebabs and niggers
Aiden Campbell
>be american
>be mexican