Ask a Starbucks barista of 3 years anything

Ask a Starbucks barista of 3 years anything

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How much coffee have you poured on your dick

So you are 3 years old

Why did they hire you?

19 sorry guy :/

My pops was a regular at the store I work at and he got me an interview

are there any hot girls at your work?

What's it like having no future.

do you feel stupid calling yourself a "barista" while working at what's basically a fast food joint?

Are you a handsome boy?

Post nudes for trips

Question or rhetorical statement? Starbucks offers a lot of opportunities including basically free college so your point is invalid

What do you think about the new mobile ordering

Not at all, girls dig it so..

Pretty handy actually, the only enjoyable part of my job is making drinks and being able to do that without talking to customers is great

Not mine bro:/ they come and go but only the gays and sjws usually stay for more than a few months

Why did Starbucks install those machines that you guys punch the order into ? Your guy's coffee is pretty horrid anymore

I mean it was bad before, bUT now it's like worse

Does your soymilk get clumpy even when it's not outdated? The one where I worked had shit soy and I couldn't ever serve it

Got any bad customer stories??

A register? Im not sure what you mean. Our coffee is only good when you've acquired a taste for it, I only like our espresso

what's it like having an embarrassing job that will get you no where

Soy and almond milk you have to shake the shit out of dude, sometimes the coconut milk too

Irrelevant question, working a job in which you serve people allows you to meet tons of people. I landed an internship with a mason cause I was nice to a guy in drive thru

Yeah I used to like soy but now I can't fuck with that shit because of what I've seen. One time it just kind of slid out of the container like mucous.

why does the coffee taste like poop

what's it like having a worthless pathetic job. you probably don't even fuck the regular Starbucks hoes that come in. fucking loser

Not a register lol, maybe it's only in WA state so far. Eh, Starbucks has shit espresso

ALSO do orders with several Frappuccinos make you want to kill yourself too? That shit made me want to quit my job every time. I worked in a hospital that served Starbucks and the hospital had this refill program for 82 cents every time you brought back your cup or a cup that you got from before. We weren't supposed to do the 82 cent refills on shit like frappuccinos but our shitty fucking lead that thought she ran the place made us all do it so I would have people coming in with cup carriers filled with just empty used Starbucks cups and they would want them all filled with different frappuccinos. Shit made me borderline homocidal.

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Have you seen chef

Yeah actually but not many,
>few weeks ago I was working register
>50 year old woman walks up
"How's it going?"
"I'll get a ...."
>instantly know a customer who doesn't acknowledge you is getting the shit treatment
"What's your name for the cup?"
"Uh it's trump"
>after seeing videos on Facebook people try to get reactions out of me and other partners are Starbucks
>I tell her that when her drink is made it may not be called by the name just the beverage title (my manager was making drinks and he's a total liberal fag)
>"well company policy says...."
>so this broad does this for a living I guess
>I know a good amount of things related to policy and corporate
>I write the name so its not even legible
>manager calls the drink my it's name not "trump"
>the lady says how she's calling corporate and getting the drinks refunded because the name wasn't called
>manager states how he can't read the name so she has no valid reason to call
>last ended up going ballistic with yelling and had to be escorted by a cop (cops weren't called, a lot of customers are police force and paramedics

Our pumpkin spice and butterscotch is a no go for me

Fraps make me wanna kill myself but now what really gets me going are our new shaken drinks, smoothies and the fucking granitas that our putrid

> instantly know customers who dying acknowledge you get the shit treatment
I'm glad I'm not alone

Today I asked a dude how his day had gone and he replies "venti dark"
Like fuck off

this is funny because trump fags are still paying the six bucks for a venti crapamel frap. please laugh at your trump cup while you waste your income and feed our corporation

What about those cheeky bitches that want the "secret menu" shit? I would get so annoyed with people that when they would come up and ask for something dumb I would just go "sorry, we don't have that here" and since we weren't a real Starbucks and didn't actually have everything that you guys have, I'd get away with it unscathed.

Fact. During the Christmas holiday season laumuch people would come in and try to debate us about the cups' designs and what not.

'How are you today sir?'
'rogue one, I'm a senior'

>boi's getting regular priced tickets every time

How did you feel about that ridiculous christmas starbucks cup design that happened awhile back? Did you have to deal with those annoying idiots where you work?

This fat bitch always comes thru and orders "three medicine balls", she describes them as tea with random syrup and lemonade steamed and some other shit. The three are all made different and she complains when we dont know what they are. When I make them it's half lemondane steamed and hot water, so it becomes a tea latte but this woman always says she charged less even though I ring her out every damn day.
I hate my job I just love free shit I take

How can you deal with your live being a life failure?
Do you blame your parents or the society?

Literally lol when I see people do it to my coworkers, you can see it in their faces Yes people go crazy over a paper fucking cup with a cardboard sleeve. Some customers get heated depending on how they feel about it

This. Shit. Gets. Me. Every. Fucking. Time. I'm a cashier now in the cafeteria and every time some old motherfucker tries to remind me that they're a senior shitizen it instantly pisses me off

Explain how I'm a failure as a 19 holding a 30 hour per week job and going to college full time..? I blame you for your ignorance

Murica
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Yeah, doing coffee is not a "job" darling.
Sorry for popping your bubble but you aren't doing anything productive to the society or anybody, you literally serve us drinks.

I used to have a guy come thru and he'd just say his order and that's it because he was deaf from aging
Dude came in for as long as I remember then,I was thinking about the old geezer the other day and realized he probably died. Deserved it tho he was an asshole

Pls include your age, education, occupation, and salary in your next post. Thank you.

Takes more skill to do than sit at a desk and whatever shit job you have

fuck them my man
>won't even warn them it's in 3D
just call me the baddest motherfucker in a box office

Let me guess
>30
>male
>single
>40k

Sorry, just checkedand I'm pretty sure you are a white girl.

You thing your job isawesome because all your other white girl friends told you "you are the shit user! Working on starbucks must beso coooool!" to get freedrinks.

I mean, I get it, as a white girl that's pretty much all youcan do, it's like a modern version of "get into the kitchen and get me a sandwich!".

So, can you get me one darling?I promise to tell you it was awesome as a reward

I hate old people because I have to deal with them so often

>Think
Sorry,being aroundhipsters affects my brain.

I'm a bro so the fact that you're making up some nonexistent argument is kind of funny, cuck

Shit dude you're a monster lol.

we would get along well my man

Probably more than a white uneducated girl competing on asocietywith her only knowledge being her major on "Instagramfilters", "snapchat stickers" and "facebook memes".

It's funny, you calling somebody a "cuck" when you are on the kitchen all day.

Teenagers are so depressing. Next thing you are going to tell me is that "I'm very intelligent andI work on starbucks because I like it".

I have this same old dude and I think he's probably not so bad but the fact that he's in there every single day and walks up to me and says "two senior salads" like I'm not the one to ring him up every day and I don't know already really makes me want him to just be admitted already

What's the best pro tip advice you can give me IN GENERAL ABOUT DRINKS OR COFFEE?

"Probably more" lol you won't even give a real answer. Get the fuck out, nerd.

I have learned to live with myself.

As if you were to order a drink?

Still waiting on the answer for "How does it feel to be a life failure?"

Where do you work & how long have you worked there?

>he makes brown water for yuppies for a living

top kek

Are you just not seeing that I stated I'm in college you fuck

It doesn't matter buddy.
Why so mad?

People like you upset me, working in the service industry is fucking terrible, because of narcissistic people such as yourself, if what Op does isn't a real job in your opinion then why don't you pour your own coffee, make your own pizza, or make and serve the meal at the restaurant you go to to flash your money around that you value your entire existence with. But you're probably some basement dweller trying to feel better about himself.>TLDR you're a bigger faggot than all OPs combined

A new York starbucks, coming up on three years

I think I would hate working in a movie theater even more. I bet you get a bunch of preteens going on their first adventure away from home without their parents

t. buttblasted starcuck worker

The way you said this is amazing I love you

Checked and well written.

My narcissismisn't the one to blame for yourlifebeing shit.
Anyway you should go back tothe kitchen and get me a sandwich.

Found the failed abortions.

do you know about Lucas Werner?

For real though, is the employee discount any good? I'm considering putting in an application.

>Go back to the kitchen
Preteen incoming

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No, enlighten me

absolutely. they ride around on scooters and try to sneak into R rated movies. it's not my cup of tea

this cant be real

How is that liberal arts degree working for you?

He probably dropped out college since "fuck the system"

It's like 40 percent on anything bUT once you're their for a bit and earn respect from other baristas everyone hooks each other up with free stuff

That sounds much worse than dealing with oldfags all day. I just charge people too much money for shitty hospital food and hear the same shitty "is it free today hahahahaha" joke

>respect
>baristas
HEHE

>Implying I work for Starbucks
>Implying there's anything wrong with working for a living
You make assumptions because I defended a 19 year old going to school and trying to better himself,and even if I worked at Starbucks or within the service industry why would it matter, without these people all the services you take for granted wouldn't be available to you. Matter of fact the chef in the high class restaurant probably makes more than you do, also the white collar job you may or may not have can be done by a machine 1000x more efficiently so in this day and age you are irrelevant. Cunt.

"He may be the devil,
or he may be the Lord
But someday you're gonna have to
Serve someone.

>respect
>human
...

i work at one in a grocery store, we are not supposed to get discounts or even tips. but i usually work the register so if i want and if i just print out a receipt for the previous transaction or just undercharge them i can hook people up with free stuff

You mad?

>Has ashit work
>"Cheats" the system
Seems alright.

that's no way to live, friend. jello days can't be all that bad

I like the tasteful "cunt" at the end. Verr nice.

It's okay. Hillary has another chance in 2020.

Ooh 30 hours a week and going to school fulltime.thats ruff user, I hope you're not going to become an engineer because you'll certainly be overworked.

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basically a 37 year old mentally ill homeless man that thinks he has super sperm that cures cancer hit on a 16 year old barista and got banned, then cried ageism