Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
It is a matter of cutting the laces, but trauma sheers have no problem cutting through the boot. I sacraficed a pair of mine to science. Now if only they were knee high...
(Homura)
you're a a tall shitter
I'm 5'7 and stuck here
and nah, I actually have two dicks. Do those cancel each other out and I can continue to be lewd?
Damnit, KyouBot -_-
Its past your bed time, Joey Rigatoni.
Did Sachi become a heretic while I was gone?
It's only 6:30AM.
forsenE
He's taking a break with Sachi, that's what he said.
Meme channel xd
No
Ugh,
Why do gay guys always hit on me -_-
Your bedtime was like 10 hours ago.
Go to bed
>10 hours ago
I'm not a normie, please.
Wrong again. I voted for Trump and majored in math. What do you have against old games? Or are they too challenging for you?
Hey I don't like that so take it to the meme channel
You cant rely on the shears being there quick enough. Its unreasonable. Best to get ones that go on and off easily while still remaining comfy.
You said your soul stealing was instinctual. Unless you forgot the T in it way back here
Only serious discussion allowed here.
No emotes.
Two hours is all the body needs...
>implying I'm gay
I mean, you're not wrong, but your reaction is really what I'm going for
why are most straight people so stuck up about everything
stuck up like your foot in my ass am I right
>proceeds to post unnecessary reaction images and meme rp
i've tried that when i little, it gets bored real quick~ girls love it when you're digging her pussy out, but they also love when you're enjoying that pussy and going all out~
>6'9"
brain damage from doorways!
why cringe? do you not like experimenting in your sexual life?
i don't know! i just thought they were born mad!
I don't think I can be bored of something that never happened.
Im limited within the constraints of whats ok to wear in a flight uniform.
Play nice children.
Hes just afraid of the dick, probably even his own.
We're just memeing.
Not mostly. I know a fair few redheads. They refrain from eating souls because they lost their taste.
Do they need to be lace ups?
its just a prank bro
Drunk + homemade dinner + dessert=fucking awesome
Yup theres no getting out of that. But it is what it is.
...I knew that.
Shittiest collection of waifus I've seen yet.
You guys should be ashamed.
I mean, what if it BITES him? Dicks are scary...
Well that sucks.
Since when do dicks bite?
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
here
Do you have kik?
Did you even GO to health class?
Hello floofvia
Also hello love
>cute pic is still cute.
>
Not anymore. What is it you want to talk about?
>did you
They no has teeth
I wish to know if we are serious or just meming. If serious i want to talk to you more....
a-are you a...a virgin? oh gosh~
maybe you don't taste good
OR!
YOU DON"T HAVE A SOUL
>no has
you no has eyes
go find one and look closer
I have brown hair and was told my soul is pretty good.
You no has brain
I has a penor
>has a penor
try to find it, if you can that is
...
>floofvia
Kek
Both. I truly do appreciate the complements you give, and the picture you had drawn yesterday really did make me happy. Like very happy, no one has gone through the trouble to make something that actually looks like it took time.
>2017 A.D.
>not selling your soul to satan
if i had red hair i would repopulate the world with us
Earl Campbell's hot links are the best sausages ever
Recommend everyone to have a bite
yeah..
>puts that on my grocery list for saturday
thank hun~
can i have it?
If we are going to be serious i want a more consistant form of communication so i can get to know the actual you more...
That would be accurate if i were fat
You won't regret it~
Goes great with grilled beef or chicken
...
Hello cumslut
I don't know if that's a good idea.
Hi
Goodnight.
Leaving so soon?
How does it feel knowing your waifu has taken literal miles of dick?
I don't mind getting a bit serious but also not too serious. I don't mind how we are now. And besides there's not much more to know about me than you already know.
It's 7AM and I've been awake since yesterday 3PM.
Then you'll have no trouble finding the teeth.
report back with findings
The hell were you doing?
Well have a good sleep.
This is true...perhaps i should be scared
5 years and two combat tours no need to cut off boots so I see no problems.
404 teeth not found
I feel like i dont really know much about you pther than you dont like blushing and are a little submissive.
...
No u
whoa whoa i don't want to have a heart attack meow~
aw come on, i promise to worship every inch of your cock~
kyouko is a shit waifu kinen
when will you notice?
see
Are you telling me you're not American?
You don't know where i work? I'm sure I've mentioned it. Like i said nothing much happens in my life. It's just work through the week and hangout with friends on the weekend. Which is why I'm usually not on during the weekend, or if i am it's later than usual.
>submissive
I can't help it around your compliments.
m-maybe..
Playing WoW mostly.
Thank you!
sweet dreams, eating machine~
That's very tempting but I don't think this should happen.
No i dont know where you work but im also terrible at remembering things i didnt specifically ask...
Well im off to work,have a good night.
...
whyyyy
Well then.. sucks for you
Nighty nighty tsundere purple girl
working nights suck, good luck!
>dubs
It's alright. I've probably only mentioned it once or twice a while ago.
I work at a grocery store.
>dubs
Bye, have fun.
im kidding i am american~
Big name or small market?
...
That's a lie, Americans don't get heart burn from food, not until they're at their dying stage of obese
I wouldn't push you back if you found your way to me, but I wouldn't do anything to help.
how do you know i'm lying!? also i don't think they sell those sausages in my state. where do you live?
you should have never told you were a virgin, now i'm going to do everything in my power to rape you
>mfw
Texas
>dubs
Big name. Wish it was smaller name
Why me..
I'm sure there are plenty others here.
ooo yikes what was the body count after the big game?
because that scarf is so cute~ i can't wait to take it off and kiss you!
The weak and bandwagon fags weeded themselves out
...
It doesn't come off!
time to masturbate out my window and sleep, goodnight all!
i was heart broken, i wanted to see them bois win it all...
i thiiiink i may have to order the sausages online if i don't find them here xx
it comes off for me~
Walmart Kroger ralphs albertsons?
>thats thw face you make when i whip it out ;)
No it does not!
Goodnight
>dubs
Kroger unfortunately. I've been applying to smaller stores in hope.
Also You've never told what your job is, please elaborate
>w-what? n-no, stop...
>
Misato Misato Misato Misato
What is it she wished for?
Go Packers. Cowboys suck.