Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Claiming Ikaros

still here
and


its me right?

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You wouldn't remember me, but I certainly do.

Remind me.

If you come a little closer my lips would be happy to show you the answer.

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that reply tells me all i need to know

That could be problematic, there's nothing for you to remember about me.
Still, I can try.

We never talked, but I used to be good friends with one of your contacts.
James, right?
Been around three years on the furry threads, who also used to post here as Lorre.

One of my contacts? Which contact?

youtube.com/watch?v=Fgoxy9rv2g0

Oh, I got all of that right?
Cheers.

>Which contact?
It'd be rude to just give it away, I just wanted to make sure I had the right person.
Is this also Fool?

>used to be good friends with
>used to
It's Yukko.

Yes, that is the name I go by. Which person is it?

I don't know anybody who went by that name.

Good, because i think our lips have more than just words to exchange.

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yes a good little spit swap sounds nice

it does, and i'm sure we will swap even more fluids by the end of the night.

Not quite.
And why would you bring that up?

Ah, then it's good to see you again.
I was hoping you could post 'Peter Lorre 1' for me, it's been some time and I never got a chance to see it, even though I asked for it.

>Which person is it?
I'm sorry, but I can't give you an appropriate answer.
I don't quite know if you ever spoke to this person, so I am not totally sure if I should even call him one of your 'contacts'. As I said, most of these things are plain assumptions.

If it helps, you used to belittle this person on the furry threads, calling him an 'ass'.
That really is all the information I can share.

you make it sound so dirty. Its also started to rain here. nice

Is that person Dom? Also, Kaybe said he doesn't know you.

His real name is Devin.
Does that ring any bells?

To show my superior knowledge of internet drama

Is that their middle or first name?

>Devin

source on brand of cigarette

I bet it'll get twice as dirty as it sounds once we get into it. Nice, i think it's gonna rain here tomorrow.

oh im sure you would love just that

It's really not important, but I get it, I guess.

You're making this awfully difficult, Jamie.
Can I get Peter Lorre 1?

>Is that their middle or first name?
If Kaybe is this person you used to belittle, he should know who Devin is.
Should being the key word.

I'm not sure what he smoked. I smoke filterless pallmalls.

He does not know Devin and I would never belittle Kaybe. Give me the name and I will show you the first image in my Peter Lorre folder.

>filterless
oh shit nigga you wanna die or something???

Hand-kun.
Show me, show me!

Yes.

I don't know who that is.

Of course, how could i not enjoy getting dirty with you~. And then afterwards we could snuggle up in a blanket and watch the rain together.

Id rather not be doing things like that in front of a window people might see

Abort the mission, I think I got everything wrong other than the information regarding your identity.
I guess I couldn't give you a satisfactory answer.

Can I see the first image in your folder as a consolation prize?

No.

s-seriously?

Yes.

Oh don't worry, we won't be near the window while doing the naughty things. Just after we're finished and relaxing.

ehh well cancer only happens when you quit smoking. so if you want cancer you know what you have to do

Stop the government from monitoring all your online activity. A VPN will make it look like your physical ip address is from another country, keeping you hidden, anonymous and worry free. Plus you have all the benefits of viewing region locked content anonyourself.club

I'm hoping more for heart failure.

I may get a lot of hate for this, but. . .

Rea-chan claimed.

ahh that's a 10 on the pain scale, are you sure?

i thought you would like people looking in on us possibly though? Id still like to relax though
welcome

h-hi

It was worth the try.
Long story short, this Hand-kun person had an issue with one of the G-fur posters. You eventually had an argument with that exact same person, and proceeded to call him an ass.
There is something I probably should have pointed out before, though.
This mysterious person, who you belittled, apparently has known you for over two years.

I am. Though any way is fine really.

I was about to reply to this with "there is no wrong waifu" but then you posted this.

is it okay if i e-hug you..?

oh and thats a vagina

i feel pretty bad posting it, i just got the folder and i wasn't looking
its not, you're seeing things!

Great waifu. Love the manga.
Read it 3 times.

No.

I have had plenty of arguments with plenty of people. I usually call Subjectivefag an ass, but his name is Julian. Who is it specifically?

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Why would you get hate?

I mean, maybe during light stuff, but i wouldn't want people to see us doing such dirty things,

Lewd

what if i..
>runs my finger slowly down your big strong chest
sucked you... cock..?

no just looked again its a vagina and a butthole, all i said was hi
light stuff?

What if what now?

ahh i should get started on the manga then
what script is that?
because she is the best of the best
do you want to taste it?

If you stopped smoking and went to therapy.

Way better. Trust me.
Sad, lovely, mixed emotions after you finish. Do it now.

Sup Forums X.
Now delete the lewd you HERETIC

thats a silly question but it is a picture so i cant that and i imagine they would stay away from weirdos that post here

I will not stop smoking and I went to therapy. I can't afford a therapist right now?

god i wish i was a qt trap

You know, like kissing and a little groping, stuff like that. Nothing too graphic.

You people are fucking cretins

off to read manga, bye bye.

S-satanic trips confirm the impure truth... I shall start now.
Doesn't look right, I think I'll stick to not having any scripts on my computer~
Sad, she was waiting for your soft lips to smooch her there too...
ObamaCare grants free therapy visits.
No.

I was taken aback by those eyebrows.....

Depending on the plan you get.

That's why I'm dating that girl and you're masturbating to animated preteens in a dark basement

im sure you could go a little further
bye and yeah right

Oh, no.
Hand's name is Devin, the name of the person you discussed with remains unknown to me.
It took place around August of last year, if that helps.
I'll head off, take care.

I don't know then. I have so many arguments with so many people.

She looks like you, I thought that was your sister.

Yeah i don't mind going further, but if we were to get a little more intimate in public, we would need to be a bit more discreet.

He's so autistic he's in disbelief at an intimate relationship

well ive never been good at the discreet thing

Why are you so defensive? Is that really your sister?

You guys are such fucking faggots lol frustrated, delusional virgins contained in a thread that can only be described as an embarrassment to the entire human species. Sheltered, inexperienced adult babies feverishly claiming romantic possession over animated prepubescent girls. You illicit the same looks from people as a disease ridden cockroach, or a big slimy rat with a log of shit creeping from his asshole as he runs beneath your feet on a hot summers day. It's nothing short of miraculous that your poor mother didn't smother you with your Lightning McQueen pillow in your sleep after she realized her son is such an autist. What's wrong with you people seriously? I feel like at this point I'm a curious explorer studying a group of primitve people's hidden deep in the forest

Posted this exactly one month ago in New York

Hmm? it sounding like you actually want to do lewd things in public~.

well i want you to be happy with me

Damn you guys are fucking faggots. How long has it been since either of you showered?

i got out of the shower at around 10 at night so about 4 hours ago

I am happy with you. Besides, it's not like i want to do that kind of thing often, just now and then for a little excitement.

I showered about 2 and a half hours ago.

well i want to be able to do it right. would be kinda of silly to be caught on the first go

Yeah that would be a bit embarrassing. I think the movie idea would be the easiest place to start.

well yeah it probably happens what 3 times a day in a movie theater?

Louise reporting in~

Probably. So then let's add to that number~.

Heya.

Send help, I need sleep.

Only if you give me a bit of a sneak peak before we go

Impress me.

Good morning everyone

Hey there Louise~