Hey Sup Forums it's my 21st birthday today dubs decides the first drink I order at the bar tomorrow

Hey Sup Forums it's my 21st birthday today dubs decides the first drink I order at the bar tomorrow

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Milk

Long Island ice tea

Alot of bars water down their liquor, so I'd stick with beer

babycham

Semen

Rolling for this

I actually ment to roll for this

duff beer

You skip the bar and get a steel reserve and pound it in the parking lot

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This guy fucking knows.

Dubs have spoken

When the barmaid asks you what she can serve you, confidently look her in the eyes with an innocent smile on your face and tell her this
>one pint of your finest cum please! M'lady

You have the same idea as my roommates yeah i'll go for it

A shot of HobKnob Creek and a purple ass in your face.

Fuck all of you. Vodka enema

Wtf is steel reserve?

its like malt liquor but stronger i guess.

All the jet fuel you can drink as long as the steel beams don't break out of reserve

Bleach

Pint of bitter

so we have:
steel reserve
pint of bitter
and vodka enema

do it OP

Basically strong ass beer I don't get them often but they are effective

I'll chug the steel reserve in the parking lot tomorrow then get more shit at the bar

a liter of draught beer

Seconding: >bars water down their liquor
Only the ones who don't want repeat business.

ask the bartender for the biggest, strongest, cheapest drink

roll

Cheap malt liquor. It's basically even-more-poorfag PBR. Tastes like ass but it's reasonably effective.

Down 2 4 loko within an hour then post results

Indeed.

Cement mixer