hey Sup Forums how the fuck do i get laid.
I'm a 5'6 chinese virgin about to turn 20 in 2 months. I've been told im average looking by white people and slightly above average/good looking by asians.
i know 0 girls and i only leave my house to go to work and go to class. wtf do ido
>posting as virgin
>doesn't know about backpage
1/10 - Bad troll is bad.
the fuck are you talking about
is this some craigslist shit? i dont have money for a whore nor do i wanna fuck a whore
dress clean and stick away from accessories like a lot of asians do. meaning no keychains dangling, limit the chains and ear rings, only wear classes if they are prescription, etc. just wear clean clothes and keep your look clean. workout head to /fit/. don't worry about being a virgin. it's all in your head. just work on your social skills and stop stressin. anybody can get laid you don't have to be good looking like i am.
Do you go to school with females? Perhaps you should talk to one, try to convince her to fuck you. Females are all whores, but most of all they're stupid. It's easy to fuck them once you do it a couple times. Just be aggressive. No means yes. Your dick knows what to do.
it is and they are. but i suggest op let things flow more and builds off a co-worker or something if possible.
>the fuck are you talking about
Some people believe that fucking a whore bring you the confidence needed to start slaying pussy. It's utter bullshit, what you need to do is start going to a gym, not only to work out but also to find people to hang out with. Everything starts going fast once you get in a decent group.
coworkers are all old people, so no
Arent there any girls in your classes? Start there, moron
its easy for you to say but idek, what do I even say without being awkward?
Hi.
what is old? i'm mid 20s and fucked women in their 40s and 50s. be more receptive and more women will want you.
i dont want 40 year old vag
i mean every time ive tried its just the generic "oh whats your major what classes are you taking" then i run out of things to say and ask. Then it gets awkward because we both have nothing to say and they're just staring at me.
Im being serious what do i even say after that?
stop using man logic and use personality and emotion. have genuine interest. you say you do but only to an extent. you need to put yourself forth more. feel it out more. your dick should be tingling when you talk to them.
hey dude i think im like ideally the answer you're looking for mate.
hey man so uh, hear me out, I'm about the same ethnic group and i dont stand out as tall or particularly attractive
But my dude,
Really what the answer you're looking for is Be Comfortable.
Like really mate, if you're a comfortable and cool person to hang around people will attract to you, It helps that I live in a small population area and the people here are alot more chill, (Not big city scene) But i've lived in a big city and gone to HS there, currently just graduated
But dude, what you need to do is first, Be yourself, find things that you can particularly idunno be fond of.
You gotta have your own life and not seem like a lame, If a girl detects at ever that you might be lame as fuck they'll throw you to the curb for their endless lust for sex-mates but dude.
Just be yourself, find some sort of fashion (lol all i wear are plain color, but nice dark tones like dark maroon is a dope color and dark forest green, plain color flannels) and some like corduroys or nice dark blue jeans some tan khakis just really dont overthink it.
First impression is everything, don't be too available but be intriguing that the other person WANTS to learn about you because if you play your cards right girls fall head over heels in love with you if you give them the attention they want for the moment and you throw em to the curb, Just makes em want you more bro fr
I know it's a 1:57am explanation after chillin with a few mates at my house on a Wednesday Night, dude just 1. find yourself a hobby that you can be Passionate about (and that isnt socially weird, like video games)
2. Fully be chill at all times, Don't overthink
3. Confidence is key, stop worrying dude
4. Know who you are and where you want to be
5. Love
lolnohomobro
but haha those steps sound like you dont even slay poon bro
Think about that one girl that you actually have an easy time talking to.
She single? Go for it. Flirt, obviously.
I see what you mean as literally what do i say after that,
If you first understand how conversations are completely swindled/guided in a direction, you can start off with something so simple as i had this weird dream last night to end up having a deep ass conversation about the universe as a whole being realistically too large for any of our frivolous ideas/worries and efforts to have any effect,
Be comfortable my dude, both the people talking to each other usually are interested in what the other person has to say but it can be hard to first Know what to say,
And the answer is there is no #1 ideal thing to say, it can vary with each girl especially with different tastes that lads have, stop frettin yo smoke some weed
I didnt read any of what you wrote, but holy shit can you post more of that girl?
Her body is redonkulous.
Realistically this is probably the most concise and best way to go about being your alpha-male
Stop being a pussy and go for it, the girl just wants attention you just gotta playyour cards right
>local escorts charge $750 for an outcall
what do
Get a whore
Cheers my dude,
I had this lil one wrapped right around my finger and im a fuckin what like 5'7 asian male with lil bit in shape average body And i get bitches to be sayin they in love n shit
Dude, Confidence is key, stop worrying and realize that we're all put here to have sex and live life to the fullest. >719505880 sorry mate i've only got 2 pics i've screenshotted, haha had no idea what to put as the 3rd so uploaded the sloth, dude.
Cheers anyways, she's a freak in the sheets go beat that meat
You need to mingle. Get out of the house. Go to art openings or something like that. Do volunteer work if that involves working alongside 20 something females. Take a class and meet girls there. Avoid bars and clubs.
Make small talk, keep it happy and light. Girls are stupid. Never confuse them with irony or any humor that requires thought.
You don't and never will. Kill yourself.
Hit on a fatty. Easy fix.
no and fuck off
Yeah, only read enough of that to figure out the answer to my question.
A simple "no" would have achieved the desired result, assbag.
You're one of the biggest faggots on this entire website, and that's saying something. Are you seriously being picky? Fuck you. Enjoy being a virgin forever, stupid.
It's called having standards and self respect you pretentious cunt
Enjoy your 50 year old spiderweb vag then? Fucking freak, what's wrong if I want women my age? Dumb ass
Title of thread is "How the Fuck Do I Get Laid". I give advice from personal experience on how to get laid and get shit on by virgins asking the questions in this thread.
Conclusion: I'm getting laid, you are not. The end.
you didnt tell me shit besides brag about how you get oldfart pussy
fuck off my thread will you? kill yourself while youre at it
This was my initial response
And then this was your reply to the guy who replied to me
Incidentally I get girls of all ages. I'm 37 and have had girls from 19-41 in the last year. If you want to have a conversation without name calling I'm here.
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alright. Firstly I read your initial response, i read every post. Did not know that was you. 37 isnt mid 20s man
Secondly I simply do not want women that old. My coworkers arent even attractive.