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If we create a nordic union, what are we going to do with the monarchies?

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strongly advice guillotine

non country denmark
has not its own thread

You will all follow our King and we will assassinate the norwegian cuck of a king.

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And the danish queen?

Can we just send her to Holland and they can keep her as a clown.

Well, Holland and Denmark are basically the same I guess.

Why haven't we united yet?

Our politicians only seek to exploit each other and our people.

With a nordic union they could exploit more people tho

He has to please the media. He and his father has always been there for us. Even in war. The Swedish king has no honor. Just look at the sex scandals.

>Doesnt descend from the ancient viking kings

Fuck off, I aint having some lesser noble as my kang.

all hail Carl XVI Gustaf

Get your hands out of Norway, she is my waifu, you only want its oil

We're invited?

No, you can go make an union with Estonia, Balts and Russia.

Of course friends!

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A russian Finland is not advantageous to Scandinavia. A Swedish Finland, on the other hand...

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Fixat.
Nej tack. Vi behöver inte finnar och de behöver inte oss. De har lidit under svensk styre.

>Swedish Finland

Neither

Ok, kanske vi inte behöver absorbera demm, men de passar ändå in bättre inom våran inflytandesfär än i den ryska.

Always.

Nej, sluta. Vi behöver inte finnar och de behöver inte oss.
Finns ingen anledning att ha med sig ett folk som hatar en.

you mean finnish sweden? Even if you guys had cultural superiority for centuries you cant escape your KHAN'd genes

Det finns all anledning att ha Finland på vår sida. Vi får synnerligen inte det lika enkelt med Ryssland

Then it'd just be finns and finns in denial.


You can't run from the khan forever.

De kommer inte vara på vår sida. De hatar oss, förr så hade vi kraft nog att hålla ner all uppresning som fanns bland finnarna.
Ni kan fortsätta drömma om "muh finnar är brödrarfolk". Dock hatar de mesta oss och kommer hugga oss bakom ryggen.

It'll be just like the Kalmar Union, so obviously the inferior royal houses will still get to exist, but they will submit to the authority of the Danish sovereign.

>de hatar oss

Inte alla

T. Non Fenno-Swede

haha look at these blonde haired faggots

It doesn't matter. You guys are better of with people who have more ties to you.

It's a win win for both sides. We keep it NORDIC with only nords and you keep it finnic with estonia, and russians

t. cuck

There's proportionally no more Finno-Ugrics in Russia than Sweden to put things in perspective.
No point getting involved with them.

I agree, full cooperation with russia! We should unite with the russian flag and be dictated by Moscow.

There are more Finno-Ugrics in Russia, specially around the area within Finland and Estonia.
So, keep yourselves within your group and we will keep ourselves. Now please leave thread.
If that's what you want, go for it. But I am sure more finns would be more about having a Finnic unity.

If that means we get to blow up Sweden before they spread their suicide bombers over here I'm all up for it

Putin is a finnic leader of russia, there is nothing more unifying by joining russia again.

Good, now please leave this thread.

No. This thread is now under the supervision of KANG, all activities will be suspended unless approved of by the KANG commitee.

>this is what "muh finns are brothers and allies" larping swedes want to defend

No go out, disappear. Make your own thread about finnic unification.

But, you are finnic

There actually aren't. There's under 5 million Finno-Ugrics in Russia(3%) while they are 6-9% of the pop in Sweden.
If you're a believer in "Indo-European Finno-Ugrics" then you're basically saying Rurik was a Finn because he had Finnic origins.

Hang them from the lampposts and replace them with a Finnish Lord Protector

desu that doesn't include the tens of millions of Russians who have 1-2 finnic grandparents, but neither does the 450k reported swedish finns.

There's been movement of people from Finland to Sweden for such a long time that most Swedes have some degree of Finnish ancestry above a certain line, around Gothenburg I would say.
Russia and Sweden are very similar countries in this regard.

FINNS OUT OF THE NORDIC THREAD

Do you think Mongol warriors would have backed off if some cuck told them to?
No and neither should we.

We already have a Nordic Cooperation.

norden.org/da/om-samarbejdet-1/det-officielle-nordiske-samarbejde

What is it you exactly wanna accomplish by uniting?

We need to leave forever.

No, Nordic faggots need to leave this world.
I hope they keep importing sandniggers and niggers and diluting their faggot race until it's just a brown turd.

> 14V Be the first man
> Cousins cottage in Sipoo
> Cousins 14V and 16V, both girls, both really nice and beautiful
> Spend the day talking nice, Pedestrian fungus, etc.
> Give yourself a good impression (I guess?)
> In the evening, sauna
> Nudity Natural asia, mixed sauna, But
> Penis already transferred the idea of a person in connection with cousins naked in presence of light to standby mode (no display but the size of the erection came briskly more)
> Saunokaa Very properly, and go to the ocean for a swim in the nude
> Vary in connection with cousins person's suggestive glances and smiles but no one said anything yet
> Both my cousins Parents get enough of massacres and go get some wine and light the grill
> Me and my two cousins Unbelievable sauna naked next to each other
> At this point, the control and betrayed my horror my penis began to comment on the fact That cousins were 5/5
> Embarrassed and tried to cover up
> Cousins blushed a little but say that it does nothing, begin to present their own anatomical specialties
> "You want to touch my tits"
> Susanna approval and move towards KATTA tits
> "But you even tell I sit in the sun touch the egg?"
> Fsst tight place, do not really know what to answer
> Suddenly Father Appears sauna
> Here on is now the state of emergency, a cousin of the girls go fuck out of here
> Girls Discontinued cousin and the father of shit on the stove semikiinteät tarts
> You will twist your stomach on the floor lying on the ground
> "Defecate on your back now, boy '
> Okay, Dad
> Shit ejects your back
> Father Against rubs it on your back and asks, "Do you like the boy you like"
> Well, if truth be told just so I would not terrifically
> "I'm not cold, I thought I'd like you you"
> NOT ever talk about shit episode in connection with the Father's person

>comfy thread about scandis uniting
>finns shit things up because "muh genes"
everytime

Always finns shitting up our threads. THIS IS WHY ESTONIANS DON'T GO TO MÄMMI.

nordics uniting*

*poops on your post*

cool sunglasses troopers ready for war

We'll just set up our jurts here. Silence! or be beheaded by our most prestigious swordmasters from the steppes. It's our thread now, pay tribute or die.

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>visit thread
>it's already a mess

Well...
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Swedes have more hun blood than finns do.

>Scandinavian royalties
>not Germans

You're a mess, Nordic faggot.

Yes but that wasn't the point you daft cunt. I just picked a fitting tune.

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Why are there so many turks in the comment why do they feel so prideful about being linked to Huns. When their ancestors weren't even linked to Huns.

>tfw will never pillage and rape europe with finnbros again

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I don't care what you meant, it was song about Huns.
VII KINKI

Dunno, don't care.

Now you're limited to raping and pillaging your own country

Hjalmar minsson bögsson, ni svennar gjorde inget än förtrycka oss finnar.

We'll rape and pillage your country when the current invaders are done, how you feel about that?

wow rude
i love finland

Endast en hanrej älskar ett folk som vill ens död.

bara för att du säger det så stämmer det inte :3

Tro vad du vill, men finnarna hatar svenskar. De ser fram emot när vi dör ut. Finns flera hundratusentals finnar som vill få hämnd på det som hände förr mellan Sverige och Finland.

haha aa

Estonia, Romania and Georgia have to be in or we're not coming either.

No you're not gonna be part with us. Go make union with Estonia, Romania and Georgia on your own.

This, let's just go with our turanic brothers and together annihilate these pathetic excuses of "countries"

Excellent so now leave thread, thanks.

Enjoy your Scandicuck union while we make our own true Nordic club then, Åke.

LEAVE

No, this thread is under the rightful vassalage of Kang and his followers. Pay tribute or face the horde.

Why isn't this thread in Scandic and called /skandi/?
You can't expect us to leave when you don't even spräk your own fucking language.

Who the fuck told the Krauts they could join?

BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT IS WRITTEN, FINNS JUST GET IN AND DO THEIR SHENANIGANS, PLEASE STOP.

Go make a finnic thread instead.

>Successful liberal democracies in yellow
>Poverty stricken, failed states in red

Like pottery.

>Finland, Austria, Turkey, Czhechia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Hungary

>Poverty stricken, failed states.

I knew you scandies were dumb and all but have some decency.

Why do finns always pretend they can't speak swedish?

Hello evil Finland.

Even my German is better than my Swedish.

We can't because in 90% of the cases we just don't give a rat's ass about the language. I myself at the time tried to focus on learning german instead.