1. your cunt
2. do you like bp?
1. your cunt
Why do I even come to this board...
How do you shave your balls without cutting into anything? Same with shaving your ass.
Serious question.
fucking norway
Yes. I know they lost some credibility after the horizon oil spill, but overall I think they're one of the more respectable and reliable oil companies.
>w*ites boast their large dicks
>they only use them for homo sex
hmm
use single bladed razors
I stand with the leaf, how do?
*stabs you with my weenie*
Take that fool
I usually fill up at BP, although i do go to Shell for their Premium Unleaded 98, costs a fraction more but the fuel is top quality. All in all, i would say i do like BP, its not bad.
7/11 uses Mobil fuel which is alright, but still, would rather go for BP or Shell fuel
Is it true that fuel like that is genuinely better for your engine than supermarket fuel?
Boipussy and bareback sex is all i fap to these days.
I'm curious too
my shit often stick to my asshairs
Please buy Petronas. We need to feed our family.
Bit gay
I think so, i just find my fuel lines in my motorbike are cleaner on BP/Shell 98/95 fuels compared to the other brands like United, Caltex is alright
Fuck off you chink cunt, your exchange is the reason why Unleaded 98 is a 1.59 AUSD a litre, cunt
This
Shaving the upper public hair is easy, but shaving the balls no matter the tool used is like walking in a minefield.
How is,this still up? This is blue board yes, Purge?
This is the shittiest board.
Sup Forums made me this way
sugaring / brazilian waxing
Easy. You need to wait for you ball in firm/shrink condition. Mostly happen in early morning.
Nobody cares about Sup Forums
This is unironically the most inclusive and uniting thread on this board, what went wrong?
>what went wrong?
Generals obviously.
try a women's razor
or... be a badass like me and use an oldfashioned safety razor :D
i fucked my ass later that night :-D
>be asian or white
>turn into sissies
this is why Africans will rule the world
flag
No, it's a boy dick not a chick dick
>Implying
fusion.net
Blacks are are always ahead for both trans and homosexuals.
Lol blacks cant do anything at all
fake news
Kill yourself faggot, your a disgrace to your flag, your ancestors would be ashamed, pathetic
Boipucci
you're not fooling anyone, skeleton
dick is too big...
why? Its pretty healthy boipucci
One hour 18 minutes and this thread is still up
Yea
Is this poor man suffering from AIDS?
It's a girly dick tho. I bet it would be nice to succ
blue board
no i've never injected drugs
favourite board
All of humanity's fertility is now cursed due to messing technology.
QUICK, PROTECT THE CHILDREN
no, it's only a girly dick if it's shorter than 10 cm
otherwise it's gay
Loving the international discussion here.
I'd like to internationally discuss your ass, boi.
Fuck off faggot
My dick is 19 cm and i look picr
>this is what the people I spend my time talking to look like
How tall are you? So far you sound like an ungirly lanklet.
>this thread
>no Finnish boipucci posted so far
I am very disappointed
170cm
I giggled at this, have a (You)
hot
>Your ass is posted on a sfw board by a fellow Norwegian
Huh, never thought i'd ever experience that
>Russian Federation
>Iraq
lmao
>Cut dick
90% sure OP pic is a yank
its not cut its just pulled back hard.
The head is too juicy
So, are you from Moscow? I'm not Tesak, I promise.
There are tons of cute norwegian guys who like to whore out ;3
This is now a kissing bears thread...
>keeping it pulled far back when it's behind your legs
yes ЦAO
Like you wouldn't like to be molested by a cute Polish sausage.
Japanon-kun please, don't go full tsun now.
>Cut
You need glasses or something.
I posted a CL ad recently
>oslo.craigslist.org
In it you can see i'm uncut
Not in my experience
Ayy. Insecure?
>ywn fug cute Norwegian boy
I fuckin work for them lmao.
It's pretty good company, just have some really fucked up bureaucracy sometimes
.
>If you are a man you must:
>Don't have a beard
>Not have any hair on the body (arms goes smoothly, but nothing on the chest, stomach, legs or the pelvic area. It includes around asshole)
Yeah, i don't like hairy people. Big turn-off.
Did you use translate or do you understand Norwegian?
Not if you stay in Russia, no.
he is French though.
Delete this.
i mean im hairy
If you get turned on by this, you are a faggot
nah
just not cute, is all
nothing, we unite over boipuczi and petrol, just the way our ancestors wanted.
So, wanna talk somewhere else? I hope you aren't a whore like that dirty Norwegian dude. I want a pure manly friendship, maybe with a bit of cuddling (no homo).
>Did you use translate
Yandex has the best translator I've ever used
Y'all clicked on a thread with a guy's ass as a thumbnail
You're not exactly in a position to call others "gay"
>Not in my experience
Do you even use KIK and grindr?
>the dude-legs ITT
HNNNNNNNG
im attentionwhore and not cute
Gotta love russians.
I just wanna cute girlfriend (male) to love and cherish ;_;
Still there's a difference between liking attention on the internet and taking dicks up your ass for money.
Don't be jealous, Pierre.