1. your cunt

1. your cunt
2. do you like bp?

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Why do I even come to this board...

How do you shave your balls without cutting into anything? Same with shaving your ass.

Serious question.

fucking norway

Yes. I know they lost some credibility after the horizon oil spill, but overall I think they're one of the more respectable and reliable oil companies.

>w*ites boast their large dicks
>they only use them for homo sex

hmm

use single bladed razors

I stand with the leaf, how do?

*stabs you with my weenie*

Take that fool

I usually fill up at BP, although i do go to Shell for their Premium Unleaded 98, costs a fraction more but the fuel is top quality. All in all, i would say i do like BP, its not bad.

7/11 uses Mobil fuel which is alright, but still, would rather go for BP or Shell fuel

Is it true that fuel like that is genuinely better for your engine than supermarket fuel?

Boipussy and bareback sex is all i fap to these days.

I'm curious too
my shit often stick to my asshairs

Please buy Petronas. We need to feed our family.

Bit gay

I think so, i just find my fuel lines in my motorbike are cleaner on BP/Shell 98/95 fuels compared to the other brands like United, Caltex is alright

Fuck off you chink cunt, your exchange is the reason why Unleaded 98 is a 1.59 AUSD a litre, cunt

This
Shaving the upper public hair is easy, but shaving the balls no matter the tool used is like walking in a minefield.

How is,this still up? This is blue board yes, Purge?

This is the shittiest board.

Sup Forums made me this way

sugaring / brazilian waxing

Easy. You need to wait for you ball in firm/shrink condition. Mostly happen in early morning.

Nobody cares about Sup Forums

This is unironically the most inclusive and uniting thread on this board, what went wrong?

>what went wrong?
Generals obviously.

try a women's razor

or... be a badass like me and use an oldfashioned safety razor :D

i fucked my ass later that night :-D

>be asian or white
>turn into sissies

this is why Africans will rule the world

flag
No, it's a boy dick not a chick dick

>Implying
fusion.net/story/124989/transgender-census-who-transitions-when-and-where/
Blacks are are always ahead for both trans and homosexuals.

Lol blacks cant do anything at all

fake news

Kill yourself faggot, your a disgrace to your flag, your ancestors would be ashamed, pathetic

Boipucci

you're not fooling anyone, skeleton

dick is too big...

why? Its pretty healthy boipucci

One hour 18 minutes and this thread is still up

Yea

Is this poor man suffering from AIDS?

It's a girly dick tho. I bet it would be nice to succ

blue board

no i've never injected drugs

favourite board

All of humanity's fertility is now cursed due to messing technology.

QUICK, PROTECT THE CHILDREN

no, it's only a girly dick if it's shorter than 10 cm
otherwise it's gay

Loving the international discussion here.

I'd like to internationally discuss your ass, boi.

Fuck off faggot

My dick is 19 cm and i look picr

>this is what the people I spend my time talking to look like

How tall are you? So far you sound like an ungirly lanklet.

>this thread
>no Finnish boipucci posted so far
I am very disappointed

170cm

I giggled at this, have a (You)

hot

>Your ass is posted on a sfw board by a fellow Norwegian
Huh, never thought i'd ever experience that

>Russian Federation
>Iraq

lmao

>Cut dick
90% sure OP pic is a yank

its not cut its just pulled back hard.
The head is too juicy

So, are you from Moscow? I'm not Tesak, I promise.

There are tons of cute norwegian guys who like to whore out ;3

This is now a kissing bears thread...

>keeping it pulled far back when it's behind your legs

yes ЦAO

Like you wouldn't like to be molested by a cute Polish sausage.

Japanon-kun please, don't go full tsun now.

>Cut
You need glasses or something.
I posted a CL ad recently
>oslo.craigslist.org/cas/6020769177.html?lang=en&cc=gb
In it you can see i'm uncut

Not in my experience

Ayy. Insecure?

>ywn fug cute Norwegian boy

I fuckin work for them lmao.
It's pretty good company, just have some really fucked up bureaucracy sometimes
.

>If you are a man you must:
>Don't have a beard
>Not have any hair on the body (arms goes smoothly, but nothing on the chest, stomach, legs or the pelvic area. It includes around asshole)

Yeah, i don't like hairy people. Big turn-off.
Did you use translate or do you understand Norwegian?

Not if you stay in Russia, no.

he is French though.

Delete this.

i mean im hairy

If you get turned on by this, you are a faggot

nah
just not cute, is all

nothing, we unite over boipuczi and petrol, just the way our ancestors wanted.

So, wanna talk somewhere else? I hope you aren't a whore like that dirty Norwegian dude. I want a pure manly friendship, maybe with a bit of cuddling (no homo).

>Did you use translate
Yandex has the best translator I've ever used

Y'all clicked on a thread with a guy's ass as a thumbnail

You're not exactly in a position to call others "gay"

>Not in my experience
Do you even use KIK and grindr?

>the dude-legs ITT

HNNNNNNNG

im attentionwhore and not cute

Gotta love russians.

I just wanna cute girlfriend (male) to love and cherish ;_;
Still there's a difference between liking attention on the internet and taking dicks up your ass for money.

Don't be jealous, Pierre.