>Walk into your house
>You find Emma Watson standing there
What do you do?
>Walk into your house
>You find Emma Watson standing there
What do you do?
whip out my dick and try to remember some harry potter spells
Tell her to get her gender equality out of my house. Just like I'd tell some faggot idk in my house.
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
show her my Sup Forums folder and recruit her for the upcoming crusades as a comfort woman
180 put the door
ask her to autograph a pic
shoot her for trespassing on my property
Would tell her how much I enjoyed her acting in Star Wars!! FFS mate!
Ask for her hand in marrage.
tie her in a chair, smash her teeth out with a hammer then shit in her mouth, wipe my ass on her face and hair then cut her tits off and eat them
Violently rape her.
I don't get it, she's not a pretty girl nor particularly talented
LMAO
Absolutely classic
Faggot detected.
Inform her that the gender wage gap is caused by the fact that women choose to go into different career fields and on average work less hours.
the madman
Say hello, ask how she got in
you dumbass, you do 360, then you bump her.
180 will help you if you want to quit.
>cut her tits off and eat them
lost my shit
> "ask her if she's okay
> "You don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this." As I hand her a bowl of eggs
> ask if she needs a ride home.
> tell her to take care
Wake Up
I'm hungry babe. Make me a sammich.
Offer her a cup of tea.
Bwhahahaha
Shoot to kill
Okay, so, I think I need to explain those weird letters I've been sending you?
Tell her that Hermionie wasn't really smart, she just studied a lot.
FUCKHERPUSSY RIGHTINOFCUS
You must be new here
burn her at the stake, fucking witches
Ask if she's here to buy it
Be generally distressed and ask how she got in my house.
Tell her im going to tell proffesor snape if she doesnt get out of the slytherin common room
Also ask how it feels to have your parents forget you exist.
Also how it feels to end up with greasy retard ron, the dumbest weasley
Knock her out with a lamp and sell her organs
Lecture her about feminism.
After determining how she got there, put her at ease by engaging her in a thoughtful conversation about the film industry or politics and women's rights. Offer her a cup of tea, dosed with GHB. Once it takes effect, carry her to my bed and set up my camcorder. Then undress her, position her spread wide open, and use vibrators to give her multiple orgasms, capturing every delicious moment of trembling hips, clenching ass and throbbing pussy as her lips and clit get more and more swollen and red, her juices seeping out and running down over her asshole and pooling on the sheets between her legs.
Then upload the footage and post the links here.
Pull out my magic wand
Follow up with
What does it feel like to give birth to your souless ginger children
Grab her by the hair and throw her out of my house. Feminism isnt tolerated 'round these parts.