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Tiny British Sheds
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janny is going to be SEETHING

you win

Illogical trump tards BTFO by radical centrist once again

where is the janny?

so-called UFOs are actually time travel vessels, not alien spacecraft

Is this the thread then? Alri

what is covering her naughty bits

Just poo it

So Flynn and Sessions are lying?

What is naughty about organs you organist?

shan't be even entertaining the notion that meeting with an ambassador of a foreign country to your country constitutes ties to a foreign government

So why did they lie about it

*continues to not entertain it*

>"I don't have an argument"

who

*checks watch and pretends not to be aware of the insane homeless conspiracy theorist who is bothering me*

Jeff Sessions and Michael Flynn

*also doesn't entertain it*

I'll be back in a few minutes. In the meantime, can one of you lads keep my packet of McCoys safe? Thanks.

Shan't endorsing the notion that the government can secretly keep us safe from 13 terror attacks that we're not allowed to know about but they happened and they were real and you are safe now because of mummy may's government

let me come live with you :3

*scoffs them all*

*doesn't entertain a single notion in the thread*

shut up wanker

no one is coming for your hentai

*nuts inside*

>brit
more like shit lol

to be fair Britain has been conspicuously terror-free since 2007 compared to the rest of Western Europe.

Shan't be endorsing the notion everyone in govt is part of some shady conspiracy to invent terror attacks in a bid to pass increasingly restrictive laws on the public for entirely nefarious purposes

*doesn't touch them because mccoys crisps are shit*

>what is an island

Oh, I wasn't hungry anyway ahahaha...

t. GCHQ shill

You're more likely to drown in your bathtub than die in a terrorist attack

*puts me finger over the PA and A*
*nods suggestively towards the remaining letters*

i am

lee rigby was murdered in 2013, you dolt

chinese curry for lunch

That was a murder, not a terrorist attack.

Where should I go for a long weekend next month? (On my own)
>Rotterdam
>Brugges
>Copenhagen
>Bergen

>That was a murder, not a terrorist attack.
Just try to IMAGINE being this fucking thick
Jesus wept

Shan't be entertaining the notion that any terrorism or crime committed by foreigners at all is acceptable just because some old bird faceplanted in her shower and croaked

>a government that doesn't want to continually increase its power and influence

wha? where?!

>The belligerent goes right up to the camera and sympathises with terrorists seconds after the attack

give your head a shake mate

This is an image regarding jewish populations.

i choose to have a bath though.

out of those, bruges

chinese pussy is better

you've had neither you burger eating cunt

9/11 was 3,000 murders and 14 suicides, not a terrorist attack

*gives my head a shake*

terrorism doesn't exist
it's all fabricated by governments

9/11 was 3 accidents, and they flew a missile into the 2nd tower because you can't call them the twin towers if they collapse. also it gives them a good excuse to redevelop that area since the wtc was ugly

7/7 bombings never happened, nobody who "died" in that existed
lockerbie was simply assassination

do you lads kiss your friends on the cheek when you greet them?

>That was a murder, not a terrorist attack.

Poor Iceland
Also looking at old maps of Europe, pre-WWI especially, reminds me just how much of a clusterfuck the continent is today. Everyone wants their own country on a comparatively tiny landmass. Ridiculous

the 2015 paris attacks were merely a collection of murders that just happened to all take place on the same night, not a terrorist attack

i give their willies a firm shake

...

I'm open to other suggestions

prague, budapest are good

Ljubljana

Sympathising with terrorists doesn't make you a terrorist.

Reminder that more Brits died in 9/11 than 7/7, and therefore America is able to upstage the UK even in having their own 9/11

baltics were almost judenfrei

Grimsby

islamic terrorists aren't muslims

just like how the IRA aren't Irish and the Crusaders weren't Christian.

budapest, bratislava, prague

Where do you sit in lectures? You don't sit on your own right?

>net worth of $17 million
>drives some deano nonsense

is james mcavoy a nonce?

>terrorists
Think you mean murderers mate, terrorism is something different

Hmm

of course hardly any brits died on 7/7, the attack was in london

Shan't be entertaining the notion that I ever go to lectures

DRUMMER LEE RIGBY

for a while I thought that was his name because the mainstream media kept calling him DRUMMER LEE RIGBY

*POP!*
*mumch munch gulp*

YUM!

*munch munch gulp*

must be a coincidence that they're also the only countries (with poland and a few others) in europe that still have a strong sense of national pride and cultural/racial identity. yes, just a coincidence.

what kind of school allows this

Imagine being a Brit and dying in another country's national tragedy. The absolute fucking state of them.

I get there early and sit in prime seats so people have no choice but to sit next to me

i hate this town, it's so washed up, and all my friends don't give a fuck

drummer lee rigby
picks up his head in the street where some muslims have been
lives in a dream

the school of hard knocks, clearly.

You may pick any one game to play as though it were your first time all over again. You can even have the option to ignore any outdated aspects.

What do you choose and how did that game once make you feel?

It's a difficult question really.

kiss most female friends on the cheek and some of the lads

what band?

must be a coincidence that there also povvo shitholes

the fusiliers I think?

never heard of them though

gf sent me this

...

*immediately signs up to this school*
now sorry lad but if you could just turn the axe round the other way please

me and you

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>Invited to a mate's housewarming party.

Must be nice having your own house and a girlfriend.

estonia is nice

>strong sense of national pride
>abandoning it in the millions to make money in more wealthy nations

Witcher 3

haha yeah

I sit with the other southern lads at the back

if one of the major voice actors died, would they cancel the simpsons already?

imagine having a literal axe wound down there

pure poetry

ever been to those countries? their cities look 10 times nicer than our grey shit-holes. proud people with no muslims and hot women. sounds great to me mate. but no, their GDP is a bit less than ours so that means they're shit. (((they))) have done a right number on you mate.