NZ Thread /nzg/

NZ Thread /nzg/

Get in here you lot.

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dunedin here, sup fam

Reminder Aotearoa is a multicultural nation where racism, sexism and bigotry are not welcome.

Still nothing but a bunch of cockgobbling meth heads posting in herr.
I hope a tsunami ends your pathetic little Island one of these days. It's going to happen... One day there will be no more nzl thread. And I will celebrate.

>still trending
youtube.com/watch?v=C0wFqPurfH4

Do mongrel mob just browse youtube all day nowadays?

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Inauguration tomorrow, the 1000 year Reich starts now!

sauce?

wat u talking bout nigga

S13G H31L MAUNGA

ARA

aint no niggas here boi

>Inauguration tomorrow, the 1000 year Reich starts now!
A shame to see the US go down this route truly a horrible day for humanity...

Anybody got pictures of jade for me yet?

fuck up cunt you dont know shit. Trump will be the best US president since JFK

Add tezzow on snapchat and hope for a better pic of her tits

JFK was a drug addled sex maniac whose biggest achievement was spraying his brains on a backseat.

you need to stop only reading liberal media you thick cunt.

the only bad thing you have to say about JFK is that he was a sex maniac (Lad) and took drugs. If you weren't taking drugs in the 60s you were an autstic cuck.
JFK was the only and last person to stand up to the evil Rothschilds and US federal reserve and you saw what happened to him.

I know more than an ignorant Trump supporter that's for sure!

>JFK was the only and last person to stand up to the evil Rothschilds and US federal reserve

How'd he do that?

Dont worry OP reads all his news from Facebook and CNN

Dunedin here such a warm night

read Executive order 111100

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_11110

we gon fight or what

yeh ok. and who gives a fuck

I gotta gym but I'll fuck you up after

Sup cunts, any UoA engineering students here?

Far over, the misty mountains cold

>signs executive order 111100
>executes plan to take away power and wealth from US federal reserve (Rothschilds) and put it back into US treasury where it belongs
>gets killed 2 weeks later
>next president declares order 111100 null & void
>????
>Profit

>Critics of the theory note that Kennedy called for and signed legislation phasing out Silver Certificates in favor of Federal Reserve Notes, thereby enhancing the power of the Federal Reserve

Doesn't sound like he was fighting them.

>gym
we cool nigga i dont want to die

it's all good fam what do you do here?

in this thread or in dunedin?

dunedin

What the heck is this contraption called again?

CHILLY BIN

Any dunners nudes?

I work just outside of dunedin, you? student i take it?

cuck box

cold keep

Should I really stay awake until 5am on the offchance that Trump gets shot?

what are the odds a qt nuzuland grill would fall for an amerifat?

apprentice livin the student life. You in Tairei or something?

if it happens i will lock myself in chastity for 4 weeks and shove the biggest blackest dildo up my ass on livestream.

*screen cap this

nah, im right in central, just travel a wee bit out for work

Oi cancuck that's not your pic, also what will you do for shits'n'giggles is there's no nzg?

yeah I hate fucking traveling for work it's bs. what you do for a job?

They will make fun of you for being cut.

It's actually a bit of a thing here, laughing at cutfags.

factory work, nothing fancy. what are you learning?

my ex made me get cut 2 years ago. she said she preferred it. kinda glad i did it though looks nice and smooth and glossy

>my ex made me get cut 2 years ago. she said she preferred it

She tricked you, they're not supposed to take the whole dick and balls too.

Electrical. But I'm just getting the party days out've me before I go to university. I don't even know many factories around otago. Just meat works, bakeries etc

I'd probably stay in the apprenticeship tbqh with you matey. going to uni, raking up debt when you're already on track to getting paid bank while learning the trade.

Finish my apprenticeship then I got to to uni. I can contract myself out and earn some good money from it. but then again I really can't be fucked with electrical theory so I don't really know if I'll end up doing it.

>my ex made me get cut 2 years ago.
Fuck what an absolute loser.

Whatever happened to those Mega directories full of NZ nudes? Are they still around?

stay mad with your floppy foreskins faggots

Ok guys, why are your girls so slutty? everytime there's one of these threads a bunch of sluts start posting nudes

Why would I be mad having a dick that has all its nerve endings?

>People tell me my dick looks nice
>Say it smells and tastes nice too

>Christchurch

>Ok guys, why are your girls so slutty? everytime there's one of these threads a bunch of sluts start posting nudes

This whole board is saturated with American nudes 24/7/365 but somehow our girls are especially slutty?

LMFAOOOO
cry moar wizard sleeves

Those were all american sluts who don't know any better.

They post more than the aussie so fuck off

>1000 woman study in america
>on adam and fucking eve.com, gees I wonder if there's any bias there

Very credible study.

>3% prefered uncircumcised

ok

lol i mean no offense guys, but you didn't adress the question why in every nZ thread is their sluts posting nudes. You seem to think that's bad but I don't

and there's really not girls posting nudes in most threads theres guys posting porn

>Getting your dick cut because dumb female Yanks who have been tricked into the circumcision meme by the Jews think it looks better
>Knowingly destroying the nerve endings in your penis

You asked if NZ girls would like you, you were told how they would respond and you've been absolutely triggered by it.

Says far more about us than it does you.

Because people enjoy pictures of nude woman, and with 4.5 million people, there are going to be a percentage of people that send and collect nudes. It's not like our entire population of woman are walking around sending pictures of their titties to other people.

got your panties in a twist there m8?

Ok so you didn't really answer the question but luckily I read between the lines and think you meant to say that these are guys posting NZ girls nudes. Thanks for the answer

Lol yeah ok.

Yeah only 3% of american women have been with an uncut guy, but they all preferred it.

I hope your island defrosts, faggot

Quercy here. can confirm i prefer to smell and suck cut dicks

I can't believe I'm posting OC in a fucking NZ thread

also, stop with the /nzg/ faggotry. It implies there's actually other types of nz threads

It makes them easier to find in the archives

Jade. who?

I see the intent, but the question remains:

>Why are IDs even gone?
>Tala Morgana
>helloboys.jpg
>whr2buy weed in Xtown
>I'm coming 2 nz what 2 expect
>NZ thread, posts Australian flag
>some roofucker thinks its edgy to call kiwis sheepfuckers
>any1 got nz nudes?
>IDbro RIP
>NZ flag design
>John Key
>Tank pics, Chink pics
>Anyone else read NZ as Nazi?
>These threads suck now
>Newfags made the thread wrong

who the fuck would want to archive this repetitive garbage?

Cut dicks don't really smell though so what's the point?

You've clearly never hooked up with a guy with a hot uncut (proper) cock.

this. each nzg thred is a carbon copy of the last. it's pure cancer

no you're not

ITT we wait for

11:30 meet up?

>NZ Crimes Act 1961

>143 Bestiality

>(1) Every one is liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 7 years who commits bestiality.
>(2) This offence is complete upon penetration.

>144 Indecency with animal

>Every one is liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 3 years who commits any act of indecency with an animal.

I did some research today
basically, 3 years in prison if you get caught blowing your dog, but 7 fucking years if one thing leads to another...

why did you research that, friend?

Can someone explain why there is always a NZ thread but never any other country

...

because it's a safe space for all the cucks of Sup Forums to gather without getting bullied

I've been on Sup Forums since 2008 and they never had nz threads before because kiwis are kinda late to the game (NZFG excluded).

But I was hoping some of the humour would make them interesting, but all we got was this tryhard forced bullshit. I'm convinced it's the same fuck everyday who starts these threads coz it's his autism hobby and then they just fail and die.

Then again, I'm also convinced it's like a couple of Ausfags who keep flooding all the YLYL threads with fruit and vegetables

>I've been on Sup Forums since 2008
found the newfag

I saw some headline about how some US state has made it illegal to fuck your pets, leaving only 9 states where it's still okay to do so.

I was curious to see what NZ Law had to say on the subject

Jade who eat the shit from myassholecunt

We don't need a law to.tell us it's.pretty fucked mate

Idk her last name, post picks of all jades you know I will recognize her

Don't suppose anyone knows the laws regarding government photos, drivers licence, passport etc... (namely for pastafarian)

>not 2003

I'll own up to being a newfag, but I'm glad I got to participate in some shenanigans before the fun police rolled through

>I'm convinced it's the same fuck everyday who starts these threads coz it's his autism hobby and then they just fail and die.
You can tell by the different file names of the posted flags it's not you fucking retard.

>(namely for pastafarian)

Since when do your passport or drivers licence say anything about religion?

apparently that state in the us did tho

I'm not talking about Sup Forums or Sup Forums you fucking sperglord

fuck off with your multicultural shit. its maori and pakeha. all the others can fuck off.