Sup Forums, how do I get laid?
Pic related, it's my dick.
Sup Forums, how do I get laid?
Logan Evans
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James Peterson
You can start by not sending them dick pics every time you start a conversation
Austin Green
Are legal consequences important to you?
Robert Edwards
Fuck my fiance wants you to tribute you with that cock I showed her and she said whoa! And want to see how much you can cum
Nolan Perry
Small ass dick. I think you have a chance though, Just try to enter this pussy, up to your neck.
Gavin Sanchez
HOW ELSE WILL U KNO WHAT I GOT
Ayden Bell
I'll give u nudes/ig of this girl if u cock few pics
Eli Rodriguez
Moar
Andrew Rogers
Step 1
>Stop thinking getting laid involves your dick in any way
Rinse and repeat.
Robert Martinez
Post a throw away email and I'll give u 2 4 1
Joseph Howard
Can you do a cock and cum tribute for her she loves yours too by the way
Andrew Bennett
...
Angel Rodriguez
She can't stop starring and want to see it against her ass
Brody Thompson
Hudson Martin
Thst that chick the other one in leggings
Colton Smith
Not that chick
Mason Hill
No
Juan Cooper
put it in an anus or vagina
move rhythmically
ejaculate without permission
spread your hiv if anus
spread your shitty genetics if vagina
end of day asking how to put it in a hole and cum is about as pathetic as it gets unless you're a slav crouching on your crouch computer outside, between slav burgers you bought you decide to slav all over your slav with a slav.
Julian Turner
Why is your dick all mutilated like that?
Are you jewish?
Why get laid if you won't feel any of it because your parents got tricked by a kyke doctor and mutilated your dick.
shit bro ur fucked without any sex.
Blake Mitchell
But muh feelers
Lincoln Torres
what feelers? your kyke doctor cut those off remember? you can't feel, that's the issue here. your parents were tricked by the kyke
kek op doesn't get it.
you can't unmutilate a dick by pretending it's not mutilated.
Isaiah Thomas
U do a vid of jerking off to one of em and I'll post her nude here talking about these two by the way
Asher Gomez
more
Ayden Gray
Put it in a pussy. Pic related
Isaiah Price
Stop lurking Sup Forums so much. Start interacting with the type of people you are attracted to. Hint at sexual attraction. Get shot down. Move on. Wash-rinse-repeat until one bites. Spend time with the one who bites until things get sexual.
Nolan Jackson
>those homorroids