Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Off to uni now, be back in a couple of hours!

What?

still here

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See you soon~

I can't, I'm taken!

See? Proper car maintenance is important, and can drastically improve both the feel, and life of the car.

Mayu? More like.... Wayfu

Okay pls no h8

she doesnt look to be in the best shape

I definitely agree with you, it's just always something I forget to do.

Nooooo, no more forgetting! If you forgetti your spaghetti you shall be upsetti!

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I'd love to forget my spaghetti and be socially normal though!
You just gotta remind me of when I need to into maintainence

カラミチーマス

>Wanting to be socially normal
Nah, fuck that m8. I'm highly socially awkward, but the friends I do have are very, very close.

I will fucking go get your whole maintenance book just to keep that shit on track.

I feel like it's not one or the other, you can be normal and still have really close friends

do it fgt

and the ugly people losers smell like shit and the ugly bitch that smell like shit and the ugly people losers are ugly and smell like shit and try to make weird smells and the ugly people losers smell like poop and the ugly bitch is ugly as shit and smell like shit and is ugly as shit and the ugly people losers smell like poop

Gas the kikes

>Nazi joke here.

Ehhhh, I guess. I dunno, I'd just rather have friends I'm more closer and not really any I'm not...

Fine!
Inb4
>Belt changes
>Spark plug replacements
>Coolant flushes
>Transmission fluid changes
By the way, get that tire changed yet?

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Soooo if 60 million people voted for Trump does that mean there are 60 million racists Americans?

Define racist.

>insert rattle here
>implying a good chunk didn't vote Trump just to not vote Hillary
Politics in your country is actually fucked

>what is a primary election

You mean the point at which a lot of Bernie supporters jumped ship, and a lot of supporters for whoever the other Republican candidates were didn't also jump ship

I can understand that, it's just rough only having a few friends and then most of them are asleep

When will I need to do those things?
>Tire
I didn't, actually...It's tough to find the time for important things

I'm going to kill you.

Ehhh, that's why I'm here. Gotta have someone to talk to.

>Look it up
>See 180k interval
>15 items to check/replace
.....jesus. I... I might need to see a service log...

Doesn't sound too bad to me.
Good evening, Sonokawa. How are you doing?

That's true! And I appreciate having you to talk to~

Uhhh...How about I just take it to a shop? I'm not quite at 180k yet, so it should be okay

I'm going to peel the skin from your face up and kiss your expose jaw.

You didn't answer my question~
Well, that sounds needlessly painful.
And I wouldn't want to kiss anyone who isn't Chara, so no thank you!

I'm not Chara or Sonokawa.

I'm going to peel the rest of your face off and sew it to a mannequin.

>Sik 7s
AYYYYYYYYYY

Really? Despite all I do is talk mad shit?

When you get to 180k, ya. I can do the basics like oil, filters, and the like. But this is for transmission fluids, axles, just stuff I'd rather not mess up until I have a bit more time under my belt.

I mean, obviously you're not Chara.
And I did ask how you were doing, and you didn't answer~

Why would you do that? For what purpose?

Of course! Talking shit is nice sometimes~

Sure, I totally getcha. I'll pull it into a shop at 180, then.
Probably gonna hold off on the tire til then too.

Maybe I just might fish out all of your pretty little organs and make you my personal human taxidermy.

Pink hair is nice, make me wanna sniff...

always here, but not here, good mokocchi

Rem is the best waifu

Wew. Just got back from snowboarding in Niigata for 12 hours.

How's everyone today?

How is the good stealthy mokocchi

>wrong tag before sorry

I don't really think organs can be pretty, or ugly.
But that's just like, my opinion, man.
Also, why would you wanna taxiderm someone like me, rather than, say, an attractive person

Pink hair is nice, I agree! I'm sure hers just smells like strawberries, though.

I wish I was able to snowboard. Haven't had sufficient snow for enough time for any of the hills to open in 2 years minimum

im not really stealthy if i announce my presence every thread

I really want to tie your hands behind your back, jam a six inch meat hook under your jaw, lift your body into the air and watch you struggle to survive.

Oh... well, it's a good thing I'm an expert at that!

>Hold off on the tire till then
Uhhh, no. That needs to be taken care of like, yesterday. Wanna see what happens to tires like that?
>This is a picture of a blown tread that happened when I was driving my dads Bronco on the freeway
>This is the reason I'm so pushy with the tires

>Thumbnails
And here I thought you couldn't be any more of a faggot...

Ahh, is there nowhere close to you? We drove 2 hours to get there.

I'm on my desktop, all my actual post pics are on my laptop. no bully

2 hours will bring me nowhere. There's a hill about an hour and a half from where I live, but they've not had any snow in significant amount in a couple years at least
>fake snow isn't worth boarding on

Also, so is this

I don't think I'd struggle all that much, it'd be kinda pointless.
You must get a lot of practice in!

Sure, that looks bad, but you can drive on it, right?

Much bulli.
How was the cold frozen water surfing?

Not pointless for me, I want to watch you suffer.

I have Breeki to thank for refining it, but yes. I call Vert a faggot on the daily and talk mad shit like they wouldn't find out.

.............y-you're joking... right?

Sure, but why would I want to give you what you want when you've killed me in a painful way instead of just using the gun to..How did you put it? "Shatter the skull"

Well, that's good~ I can't say I talk much shit

Sure not! I assume it'd drive very poorly, but it'd still drive.

Damn, I know all about that. Lived in Texas for 10 years. Sorry to hear man.

It was pretty awesome. I'm super sore and smell awful though. I carved some sick snow around some kids, there were a lot of kids there with instructors learning how to ski. I also hit an ice lip and did a sick 360 for style all while nailing a kid and knocking him down.

This was meant for you, my bad

Guns are boring and I want to make your suffering last for a very... long... time.

It happens, fuck the weather
Who is this? I autismd my typing

Dude, it's really not my fault that you're unloveable so she chose me instead.
Might I suggest trying to better yourself into somebody actually worth a damn instead of wasting time on Sup Forums?

>Not talking shit

Louise, that is literally a fatal accident waiting to happen. Like, LITERALLY. The fact the tire didn't blow completely is the only reason I'm alive right now.

>I'm super sore and smell awful though
Tell me something new. :^)

Although shiiiet, props for the style points and take down.

What?

Ah, I was wondering what you were saying there.
I'm just a new poster, I came here like a week or so ago. No big deal.

Yeah i'm always sore because unlike you i do things, but i usually smell pretty gud. rude.

Oh. Cool, not sure I saw you before

I like your gifs

Nah, I'm more of an affectionate type!

I
guess I'll try to get to it when I can!
Maybe this Saturday.

see

Thank you.

Was that meant for someone else? I think you mislinked me. I really want to watch your body swell up like a balloon and pop from decomposition.

Please, the only thing you do is Shimas extra cannon. :^)

>Being affectionate
Wow, what a faggot. :^)

Ya, that's be best.

Sure didn't~
But, if you're going to hold on to that conceit, then that's fine too. I'll just ask about your motivation.
So what do you hate about me, user~?

I don't hate you, I love you, I want your body to become one with mines.

You say that as if it's a bad thing. I'd do that in a heartbeat.

Kek
It's nice to be honest about my feelings for those that are important to me!

Will do it, then.

You don't know me, and you've never seen my body, so...

Where did u get them ?

I don't care, I can't take it, I want to rip your body apart!

I do not remember.

I mean, I can't exactly argue there...
>Still related
youtube.com/watch?v=yOQqBMz70iM

I'm plenty honest. I just show my affection through trust that people won't get assblasted. For instance, calling Yohane here a massive queer. I know they won't get all butt mad about it... mostly cause it's true, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm not a queer, I only give the dick, I don't take it. There's a scale of gayness. You're about a 10 on that scale of 1-5, and I'm about a .5

Why me, out of all the anons here?

Well, that's one way to do it!
I usually go for things like
"I'm glad I know you!"
and stuff like that.

I'll tell you as you're taking your last breath.

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Congrats on your president lads

>Said you'd do Shimas extra cannon in a heartbeat
>Only give the dick
Pretty contradictory there m8. :^)

And pls, I'm a 2 at most.

Pretty sappy, not gunna lie. Guess it's better than nothin though!

I'm a naturally sappy person!
Just ask Chara.

I don't think you'll be there for that, though!

My eyes will be the last thing you ever see. Good bye user.

>that good feel of not giving a shit who the president is cause you're in another country

Maybe, but I haven't yet so it ain't gay yo. Also holy shit, a 2 is being generous as fuck. A 2 is like telling the jews they are on their way to a happy funtime camp, that's how misleading a 2 is.

I kinda wonder what the last thing I see will be...
Probably my own eyelids, if we're being honest.

Maybe I will!

>Implying

Also, please, 2 is probably still too high on the gay scale. I'm straight as an arrow.

>straight as an arrow

If I could say some of the things you've said, ooohhh boy. You're lucky I'm very respectful of your private information and what you like!
(except for with one person)

Feel free! But you gotta show me the results.

>You
>Straight as an arrow

are you izaya?

A-As if! I have absolutely no idea what you could be talking about.

Saminya - Today at 3:55 AM
Tell me
Is Louise sappier than the Canadian syrup supply?
Chara - Today at 3:56 AM
That's an understatement

And super straight, pls.

W-Well, what can I say! It's just how I am, I'm a lover!

Pls, you girl-kissing faggot.

now im glad i dont have a psycho stalker

I really wish this was the first time I've had to deal with this.
I had a slightly-less psycho slightly-more stalker ex once.

you must have a nice booty

Who?

It's okay, no one is judging you.

Legs a best
Post legs

Alicefag Izaya-chan.

Now listen here you girl-kissing faggot, just because I kiss girls, it does not make me a faggot.

Nigga...

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Hmm. Haven't had that request since Yume was around.

I don't know, Ika.

You said some pretty lewd shit.

Disgusting
I do it now and then

You're my faggot

Kek
See, I'm proud to be a girl-kissing faggot! I freely admit it~

But for now, I'm gonna head to a diner with a friend who disproves of the word 'faggot'. Hit me up on Dischord if you want