Let's see if there's anyone left in Sup Forums old enough to order a beer without getting carded

Let's see if there's anyone left in Sup Forums old enough to order a beer without getting carded.

Columbia or Magenta, Sup Forums?

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Yeah, that's what I thought.

Columbia you anal hemorrhage
Also this proves nothing

>proves nothing
It proves there's no one left on Sup Forums old enough to shave. And Little Nell's voice would drive you insane eventually.

>Columbia because crazy fucks like crazy
>Magenta if you like 'em thick

What FOX did to Magenta damn near drove me insane. I love Milian but damn, just, no.

>implying there isn't a wave of 12yolds that think theyre kool for knowing of the original and claiming to have seen it performed on stage

columbia for topless goodness

Come on, there's not a Millennial on Earth who would even recognize Columbia and Magenta, much less know when they're supposed to throw toast. As far as they're concerned, the world started in the year 2000. "Did they even have movies back then?"

Columbia

Pop culture is all the 'smart ones' know, user. They won't recognize JFK but they'd spot Magenta in a crowd

always had a hard-on for columbia

implying my dick wouldn't be in her mouth 24/7.

always loved the nipple shot during the floorshow.

Been here since 2006. Don't agree that OP was a thing, but whatever.

Riff Raff

But you know Magenta is an absolute freak in bed.

youtube.com/watch?v=jRiZRMLGjCY

Magenta master race

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Magenta, all the way.

Why doesn't Alice (Young Susan Sarandon) get a mention?

She was hot as fuck in 1975.

Also "You're a HOTDOG!"

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I'm only 33 and I saw this for the first time on VHS back in 1990, fucked me up for life, I have a red head fascination and fem Dom sexual specialised interest because of this movie.

Still looks pretty good to me.

I never said she was ugly now. I said she was hot as fuck then.

You got off easy. I ended up spending the 80s listening to Meat Loaf. :(

What's wrong with MeatLoafs music?

Nothing at all, if you enjoy the musical equivalent of a He-Man cartoon.

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go to bed Joe, it's late

This

Musicals are gay...

You say that like it's a bad thing, darling.

Redundant information.

You must be an Ivy Leaguer.

Magenta
Columbia's voice is fucking cancer

What don't you like the musical whimsy of a tortured cat combined with a dolphin being raped to the back drop of nails being dragged across a chalkboard?

I wanna bang Columbia and hear her squeak.