Need some good pickup lines, thanks

need some good pickup lines, thanks

Is your father blacksmith because you look hot like iron?

Are you a low resistance sub ohm vape coil being used frequently for 5 minutes?

Because you're hot

Is your head a BBQ side of ribs because you are smoking!

Is heaven missing an angel? Because you've got great tits.

Do you want to get a pizza and fuck? ... what, don't like pizza?

Are you retarded? Because you sure look special to me.

Are you a sharing person. ( wait for her to say yes) Because I see you brought your pussy with you

"Hello. My name is user"

Or really any other socially acceptable variation of greeting your target and introducing yourself.

Do you have a map on you? Because, baby, I simply cannot find a way out of this city.

Hey baby,

Are you a cripple? Because I really want to beat your face up and make you drink from a toilet

This works everytime

>Did you know that cigarette lighters were invented before matches?
>No? That's strange, because you are smoking!

my street name is smegma head baby

Is it just me? or do I have an erection?

"Damn. That's a really nice pickup. Is that a Chevrolet?"

Show us ya cunt love

Ahh Allisha I see Allah gave you everything, except my phone number

Zozzle

For the war not to be felt (here)
One shall feel love un heart

For the action not to be stopped
One shall not go to (escape yourself)

For the life to be kept
One shall love the ennemy of the war

For the love of the ennemy to be kept
One shall follow the leadership of a true wise man

Here the wise man feel empty of Sup Forums. Here I was ;)

Garbage.

"Hey, sorry to bug you but as soon as I got here I noticed you and have been trying to think up some pick up line to help break the ice, but honestly everything is way too cheesy and you're way too gorgeous for that bullshit. So instead I would like to introduce myself to you. My names [INSERT HERE] can I get your number?"

Honestly OP it's not really what you say but the confidence you say it with.

>Hey beautiful, can I get you a drink? I promise I won't roofie it and fuck you while you sleep.

Hasn't worked for me yet, but I am sure I am just messing up with the execution of the line in some way.