ausfag here
a friendly pepe has entered my house
what do? (not going to hurt it fuck off)
Ausfag here
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Noice, any bugs about the place?
An Aussie would have flogged it with a golf club by now ya pussy, you aren't an Aussie.
enjoy your warts
Sharpie in frog's pooper
You're forgetting to soak it in a bucket of petrol for an hour to get it in it's glands, then light it and smash it.
dress him up as a little girl
love him tenderly
post pics
He is a representative of Kek. Get on your knees and praise it.
this
whoa he fat
compare your dick with it side by side
frogs don't have a dick, so this idea might just work.
Release him into the nature again.
good guy OP for not killing it like a retard with Aspergers
That is a nice looking toad. Have you checked whether or not it is native or invasive?
If it is native, help it back outside, if not congrats on the new pet.
This.
I am by far no expert of Aussie amphibians, not my continent, but this is not a cane toad, the most invasive toad species down under.
Would guess it´s native.
Build a tiny top-hat for it.
build it a terrarium
we get a lot of huntsmans so maybe that's why it came inside
its not a cane toad lol
^ held this kind of frog before, no warts to speak of
you fuckers took too long to reply he's probably gone by now, ill go check in a min tho
hahah i actually do have a little sister who probably has something i could use, she lives in a different house tho (step sister) so cant, will see if i have any other accessories for froggie
(assuming hes still outside)
will do if i can find him
yeah he was a bit bloated, prob from eating
you dont wanna see my dick
already did, no clue where he is now but will check
thx bae
not too sure, all i did was compare it to a cane toad before touching it, will have to google it
yeah ive seen a few of these before around us cus we live near a creek
this i can do
ill have to improvise
Here's an up close pic.
I do wanna see your dick thats why i asked. do it op
dick on frog pls. Don't hurt him though
If it's native, it's bound to have already helped you out in your garden. My mum basically built stuff to attract amphibians to her garden and greenhouse, they're a great help in avoiding pests.
Shit yeah guys i found him
Where in Australia are you at op?
You've gotten me looking up toads on google now.
Melbourne
Lick it right across its back mate
Pepe hopped into the bathroom, will see if i have any accessories for him
From the list I found, it looks like a big fat southern brown tree frog
where's the dick
Breed.
Tried to put a bow tie on him (not actually tying it on, just placing it on top) and he keeps hopping away and knocking it off, will see if i have anything smaller
No its not, this one has glands on the side
not gonna show my d m8
gently place cock on head
Found him a friend, pepe isnt impressed
Huh, then I don't know. none of the other pictures looks like it.
We reached a compromise and he agreed to wear most of a bow tie
Give him a top hat, keep him to impress chicks.
Had 2 pet snakes (murray darling pythons) and worked like a charm
stick a pic of pepe on his back
So i am here not to watched you. What I think is not to watch TV but to think. Make your life Like a TV to be watched is not the truth. Do not care the outside and keep your heart calm and respect your natural. This is the way to live from inside to outside. I love you, but do not ho to know. Try to pick out the truth and being life, look for truth and vive from your life dôme gift one shall not oppose.
Here I am. Who says : no, i wanna know?
Pepe squared
Please talk no look
With mantra feelings you can/have to troll. But with lying you troll yourself. And if you show your own feelings you lost. Look for truth and troll. Dont worry of trolling through truth.
True Aussie
Have you heard it croaking?
If so can you describe the sound?
life is complete
Its called a Eastern Banjo Frog / Pobblebonk
it's kind of like a deep clicking sound
ok, thanks enrique for the wisedom
I've found the name of it think, based on the glands on it's hind legs.
Pobblebonk frog.
You just ninjaed my name reveal.
yeah haha
I've put him back outside so he doesn't get too scared, and put him near some snails as a reward for dealing with our shit
It's a myth, retard. Not even a realistic one
Did he go for the snails?
user it's a sign, have you shitposted on Sup Forums?
possibly, went outside again and he was sitting a few cm from a snail so maybe he's just calming down before eating them
not yet, but i guess pepe is calling for me to start
Thank this opportunity and seize it, be sure to give treats to future pepes that are sure to visit to say thanks.
Put it on a treadmill he's a little fat fuck
It's one of Keks followers build him a shrine and favorable digits will come your way.
DUBS OF TRUTH!
Dress him up in a small blonde wig and let him chill and watch trump get the crown tonight, make it a special night for him, you never know op you could have made a friend for life
Also this
>Sup Forums space program
>pobblebonk
>mfw aussies make up the best names for things
lick him
Sadly, no, today is not the day for space ventures. This creature is a prophet of Kek, as so, we must respect it.
Why the fuck are reptiles just pouring into your house?
Nice digits m8
you know that other one is a toy?
That's common in Australia
Send it to the moon
start the australian space program?
a random pepe does not just walk into your house for no reason
he is volunteering himself for greatness, to reach new heights for pepe kind
do not deny him that right and that glory
lift him up and give him the wings he needs to reach the heavens
god's speed brave pepe