You will never have a non-mutilated penis

>you will never have a non-mutilated penis

Girls tell me the only neat thing about uncut is its fun to handjob them but horrible to suck due to the smells. i would rather have a good blowjob than a handjob.

Tbh, i just like any dick, whether its cut or uncut
Dick is great

kind of wished my parents didn't decide on circumcision. foreskins look fun.

heard about cleaning your dick?

Foregen. Optimistically, 2019. There's hope!

>penis literally destroyed by having a large part of it surgically removed for no reason
>functionality (gliding skin, protecting glans, etc.) and sensitivity are severely lost in the process
>concerned about how it smells

Im hygienically circumcised. The problem is you uncuts think youre clean but the ladies say different. They say it stinks and has tiny grits in it. This is your problem not mine. Im sealed by the sign of the Covenant, yo.

That overwhelming scent of jizz and musk is amazing while a thick cock slides down your throat

I have one word: smegma.

disgusting

^^^^^ >not concerned with smegan build up under foreskin

>shaves pubes regularly

>does not see the problem

Its a great scent though!

Every single uncut guy I've been with (and as a former prostitute I've been with hundreds) thinks he's clean... Yet with one notable exception, they all stink.

So should you scalp yourself to avoid dandruff build up too? You don't have to remove a part of your body to stay clean. Jesus CHRIST you're a fucking idiot if you actually think hygiene is a good reason to get circumcised.

for everyone saying anything about smelly dick i have a question: Do you neckbeards even take a shower?

End of discussion. Thank you for all your hard work. watch them all prove you right.

Not the only, but one of many.

Seems to only be a problem amongst amerifats, since personal hygiene seems to be ignored in the US.

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A shower a day keeps the smeggers away.

Probably a lot of samefag going on here, since all (You) share the same shitty opinion about basic hygiene.

Fun fact, humans stink if unwashed. This is due to sweat build up on the body creating a good environment for bacteria to grow. The bacteria that grows in these moist areas is what creates the actual smells. Certain areas of the body like your asscrack and armpits don't get 'aired out' or exposed to direct sunlight as much as the rest of your body, which allows bacteria to grow easier, and thus creates a stronger smell.

Foreskin is no different from the rest of your body, as it is a moist area for bacteria to grow. If washed regularly, like the rest of your body, it will have no smell because there will be no build-up of bacteria.

Says the faggot.

Oh no i could steal something, lets chop of both of my arms to protect myself.

>too dumb to wash penis
>chop off part of penis

if you have sex often you get no smega but then this is Sup Forums and you screaming homo`s havn`t seen a cunt since you fell out of one

Im aware im a faggot, thank you

Isn't it illegal in Germany unless proven medically necessary???

>too lazy and amerifat

3 of those posts were mine.

Heres a newsflash...the ass still stinks after a good wash. The uncut dick gets the same amount of sunlight as an asscrack.
Prostitute in this thread said yall stink.
God hates uncuts.

GOD DAMNIT NOT ANOTHER FUCKING CUT THREAD STOP FUCKING REMINDING ME. WHENEVER I SEE THESE THREADS I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF, I FUCKING HATE BEING CIRCUMCISED, MY FUCKING PARENTS ARE GOD DAMN RETARDS FOR LETTING THIS HAPPEN. EVERY TIME I GO TAKE A PISS I'M REMINDED MY DICK WAS MUTILATED BEYOND MY CONTROL I FUCKING HATE AMERICA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! STOP FUCKING MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS!!!!!!!!

It's not because they're too dumb, it's because their parents were too dumb.

Captcha: pick all the cars.
Jokes on them, they only had SUVs and trucks.

so because a girl doesn't like your natural body odor, you should permanently mutilate your cock?

Sorry man, not buying it.

Samefagging going on in this thread.

I can understand how your ass still stinks with your head stuck up it spewing bullshit all the time.

Why would your ass stink after a "good" wash?
The penis will smell if you dont rinse it with water after cumming or pissing, but no more than the cunt you're shoving your face in.

Nobody's debating it, uncut cocks do have a stronger natural odor. However with that being said, why the fuck do you care what bitches think? Are you a fucking cuck? Tell that bitch to shut up and suck your beautiful uncut cock. Make her love that musky scent.

cutfags can rage
uncut master race will be the next god

I'm uncut and this is bullshit. Please shut the fuck up.

I have literally never developed smegma. Never. never in my life. I don't consider myself to be the cleanest person but I have never been dirty in that manner.

Probably a couple of cutfags spewing the same idiotic "MUH HYGIENE" and bullshit they always do.

If you're cut, please don't breed.
I'm afraid you'll mutilate your son's penis and ruin his life too.

I'm gonna do it to spite you.

This. If someone took a knife to my cock, the odor is the LAST thing I'd be worried about.

love how muricans hate jews/muslims but chop there cocks up just like those infidels

that's because penis-mutilation in america has nothing to do with religion.

Americunts don't have it that way

>have olfactophilia
>my own scent helps to turn me on
>my parents circumcised me so I have the less smelly version of my penis
Well this sucks.

In the United States it was because of the same man who invented cornflakes.

>ruin his life
Circumcised at birth, would gladly get cut once more. Yes, its more sensetive so sexual acts feel better, but less sensitive means you can go for longer. Plus, most chicks, all over the world, prefer circumcised.

>Thingsthatneverhappen.jpg

I'm dead set on keeping my children uncircumcised, so don't worry.

Exactly, no religious reasons at all.
it's only about getting your son to not touch himself because the bible doesn't allow.....it...

But user, I do. What makes my post hard to believe?

You guys are literally fucking retarded if you actually think you're superior because you're uncut. I've just never heard of 1 group of people care about dicks so much. It's like.. you're gay or something.

Bullshit story. It's well known that circumcision kills 40,000 nerve endings.

Is it not okay to be proud of my own non-mutilated penis?

There's shampoo to help maintain dandruff. On top of that, there's an invention called soap that's supposed to help stop someone from smelling. Yet, with uncut guys, they refuse to use it.

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>yfw cutfags try and pull the """""""smegma""""""" meme
>mfw they learn that the foreskin is practically self-cleaning and smegma is only for those who never, ever shower

Same, sadly.

>mutilated
I wouldn't call circumcision mutilation since it's literally a small flap of skin. Mutilation would be cutting off the head or the balls.But hey, be proud of what you have. I'm not saying you can't be proud but... it gets a little weird how defensive some people get over it.

only niggers and sandniggers mutilate their genitals

>all around the world
you realize outside of (((israel))) and the US circumcision is unheard of, right

Actually, foreskin does not self-clean since it's filled with bacteria due to the trapped moisture.. I mean, open up a fucking textbook.

I just like the laugh at the misfortunes of others.
Is that so wrong?

Stay mad, cutfag.

You think that your demographic of degenerate crack-whore fuckers is an accurate representation of the average hygienic male?

>urinate
>foreskin inflates like a balloon
>retract foreskin
>no smegma
well would you look at that
you cut cunts shouldn't talk about what you don't know about

your genitals are mutilated at birth.

>cutting off a piece of sensitive tissue that serves a dozen unique purposes
>not mutilation
K.

Im from straya. And if that were the case, why are uncircumcised dildos hard to find in sex shops?

i love how yurotrucks always think about the male penis

It's okay. At least I know who I am. You'll figure it out sooner or later, user.

you sound stupid, its mutilation of the genitals look up the definition

And that changes what i said because?

australia, like the unitedstates, is just a remote extension of the israeli caliphate

Yes goy cut your dick off.

>dozen unique purposes
And what would those unique purposes be. I mean, if you're going to start spitting facts, you might as well give me the sources.And you clearly do not know what mutilation means. God speed.

Firstly dildos are a piece of plastic, they don't need complex moving parts like foreskin.

Secondly America has the biggest porn industry in the world, and because so many Americans are circumcised, sex toys will be circumcised too so it looks like the one in the porno.

...it's a weird world we live in.

I think the dick on the right is mine, I've posted dick pics like 3 times on this board and I have the same dark blue blanket in the background plus my the veins look identical to mine, if anyone knows the actual source of the pic on the right that would be appreciated

You spelled "I will never have dick cheese because I'm not a faggot" wrong

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Look up what? It took me 5 seconds to ask google and I've received dozens of articles that have stated otherwise.

>Fuck yes! Another cut aussie. I am sick of cunts saying circumcision doesn't happen here! It fucking well does and is not uncommon

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youre retarded

this thread everyday. ya fags are really into dicks.

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You do realise we send most sandniggers to Christmas island, which if you dont know is like Guantanamo bay, but 10x worse

prove it or fuck off

Oh.. see, when you said unique purposes, I was thinking about ones that actually mattered and served as a legitimate purpose. Well, into the trash your comments go.

lol, jews

>gets BTFO and has an autistic breakdown
are all americans this fragile?

Wait, people dont actually still get circumcised in America do they? I thought that was only strict Jews LOL. Fucking comical. Cutting off part of your genetals like a fucking African tribesman wtf

I don't know what you expect from me. I provided 3 clear examples to prove my point and you just discard them?

ignorance is bliss I guess

Once again, take a fucking shower you sad fuck

bhahaha, you tards that say that uncut dicks smell are hilarious, just wash it often, even after you take a piss and it won't stink. Had many blowjobs and never did I got a complain because I'm not a dirty faggot. Also you can compare this with a stinky pussy ,never did I encountered one

Why can muricans never admit when they are wrong

>falseflagging

this

You're a fucking idiot.