G'morning user

g'morning user,
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

cause it's friday
got a good job
and got shit to do

Because the dead don't care. Its the people who I leave behind that are affected. Too many people rely on me.

Actually i woke up about 6 hours ago, went to pick up my gf (who's not really my gf cause she's married but we mess around).

At my place took a bath together, fucked her before bath and after bed, and now i'm smoking a joint with a cold beer.

If thats not a reason to fucking live i don't know what is.

happy friday.
like who?

sounds cool.
is she hot ?

>like who?

My mother, father, sister and her family, uncles family, boss (who is dependent on me, if I don't go to work on monday he is bankrupt), my ex girlfriend (she had a boyfriend who committed suicide and an abusive ex), couple of friends and one girl friend (as in a girl who is just a friend) who I talked out of suicide last week. Its not much, but they also affect the society around them, "Butterfly Effect" if I may.

She's 34, i'm 27.. She has a kid, but delivered through a c-section as i found out. She's great, 1,50m tall (so small, tiny petite body and slim). Came here from Indonesia 6,5 years ago and got married, but the guy is an asshole.

Anyway since i got with her my life feels more that it is worth it. And before her, i drank 4ltr beer a day and smoked all day long, never ever thought this would happen to me.

thats good you care about them, and they you.
congrats man. hope it works out well for you.

maybe on monday i want to enjoy the weekend

...

that's cool.
what's ur wknd plans, bro?

taboo, good film

...

get a load of this faggot, in love and shit

I hope you are not trying to fix the issues of everyone you love, it would result impossible to live for you

More like this? Where do i find similar stuff?

I have coffee, weed and tangerines. I'm listening to stuff on youtube and dicking around on Sup Forums. It's a pretty chill day so far, why die today when I can enjoy myself instead?

I've given up on living for myself so I focus on others around me. If I can be a good son, nephew, uncle, employee and a friend it is enough for me.

i don't mean you have to live for yourself

i mean you can help with your relatives' issues but you have to remember that they are not your issues

i'm just hoping for this, otherwise your life is more than horrible because everyday is a constant pain

more?

Because I got a girl thats into the same shit I am calling me daddy and my erection wants to see where this goes

I wasn't even into that until I heard it from her, something about when she says it gives me life though

mom would be sad

Cousins bachelor party

sauce op?

I'm off today. Gonna play vidya games, drink vodka, and just generally chill.

because i can cuddle and kiss my little sister tonight again.

Life is good.

I'm waiting for the man in the gifs to fuck me. No homo.

whats wrong with love?
cool beans man. happy friday.
service to others is a good thing.
nice dubs

Thanks user.

Because i was able to quit drugs and i actually have a business that is starting to workout and once im rolling in it i will fuck so many dumb sluts and leave them after

keep up the good work man.

Love to know what shes saying - hot

Because I'm happy with my life and have all this fun stuff to do.

because there is no glory dying outside a battlefield.

because if i kms i cant shitpost on Sup Forums

Cause I have a job and a lot of things to do... also I have a booty call tomorrow... and she's hot as hell!

Are you a viking user?

Source, please

Sauce it Taboo 2. Great movie.

>aging, married gook with a c-section scar
She sounds like a real catch.

all vikings are dead

indeed
correct
none

Nah, they live on in my blood and the blood of other Danes, Swedes, Norwegians, Icelandic and Faroe island people.
There is even a growing Asatru community.

What good is your blood if your tradition has been tamed by christians?

Sauce, please?

Because it's FRIDAY

The people wanted taming, dying violently or going to Hel were both options that most people found equally bad.
I'm not a proponent of Christianity, but I do understand how it could be considered a more peaceful alternative for the vikings who were tired of war.

Tired of getting beaten you mean?

sauce?

I probably won't kill myself because I have an innate will to survive as an organism

i like being alive. my life isn't perfect but it's pretty fun and sometimes girls touch my penis.

By whom?
The vikings basically owned northern Europe and kept it through Christianity. The first King of Denmark realized that in Christianity the power Hierarchy went God>King>People.
It was a power grab when he Christened the country. They didn't get beaten, they just changed the ruling system.

Taboo, a old 70's or 80's incest porno.

It's fucking Donald Trumps inauguration day, the first day of the best 4 years my country has seen in a long ass time. Why would I kill myself?

who is that porn star?

thanks, bro