They didn't bang joan of arc

>they didn't bang joan of arc

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>they didn't cuck Napoleon

What was the fucking point of time travel then?

>tfw bagged two sweet princesses who were about to be executed anyway

Ikr?

>Napoleon and Joan never had conversations when they discovered they were both french

Dropped

Dude, back when Joan of Arc was living people in the countryside didn't even speak "French" as we know it.

They wouldn't be able to understand each other any more than an english speaker would.

>didn't take music lessons from Beeth-Oven

Wasted opportunity.

she was a total qt would fug

>implying napoleon wouldn't completely lose his shit once he realized who he was talking to
>implying they had any screen time together anyway

>you are SUCH a geek!
How would you have approached them, Sup Forums?

>the scene where they're in armor and say that shitty pun with air guitar

I love this stupid movie

Most excellent my dudes

>heavy metal, dude!

>throw them into the iron maiden!
>iron maiden?
*unsheathes air guitar*

Is it true that Reeves still wants to make a third movie?

Imagine all the girls you could rape traveling through time.

It's actually a really clever movie masquerading as a stupid one.

I mean come on, a San Dimas water park called Waterloo that they have to physically drag Napoleon away from? C'mon, it's too good.

>walk in
>granny asks for a kiss

What do?

Both him and Winter have said that they've found a script they want to use (they're both Executive Producers on the project) but they can't find any studio to back the project because the studios are afraid the coveted teenage market won't pay to see it. But yeah, they're both on board.

Comedies lack that kind of cleverness these days.

Eat the pig. Eat the pig. Ziggy ziggy ziggy zig!

oinkoinkoinkoinkoink

I didn't realize for years that was Alex Winter under heavy makeup. Blew my young mind.

>PUSH-UPS!
>...How many?
>INFINITY!
>Dude, I don't think I can do *infinity* push-ups... maybe he'll let us do them girly-style?

>they didn't Eiffel Tower Joan of Arc

Ftfy

were the 80's the comfiest time for movies

i can just stick this on in the background and be happy

You deserve your (you)

>bring Genghis Khan into modern day San Dimas
>he doesn't rape and torture anyone

Wut

It's definitely up there, decade-wise. I think it reflects a lot of the cultural optimism going on at the time.

He fucked up those mannequins BAD, though. You have to give him that.

LOTS of great, comfy flicks from the 80s.

>implying he wasn't behaving himself for more twinkies

>Joan of Arc prays to God for a miracle
>based Bill & Ted show up in a blinding bright light
>Ted takes Joan by the hand

Did she think Bill & Ted were God?

ARE Bill & Ted God?

best parts

dailymotion.com/video/x2r5jdl
best scene

you just would never get an impromptu montage like this anymore

This. Twinkies > Women. Worse comes to worse, you can always put your dick in a Twinkie.

shit was cash

>who was Joan of Arc?

uh....Noah's wife?

gets me every yime

Because they're Paladins who are convinced they're Bards.

That said, Joan was cuter than the princesses.

>You killed Ted, you medieval DICKWEED!

Still one of my favorite lines in all of movie history.

that scene where they beat death at battleships and he goes

>you must play me again
>...WHAT

the way he says it always gets me

Used to watch these two movies all the fucking time.

>I still air guitar at times. I still hear the music

I think she was my first tomboy/shorthairfu

>dude, I can't believe we just Melvin'd Death!

The part where they blow So-crates' mind with Kansas' "Dust in the Wind" lyrics kills me every time.

>"Dust."
*picks up sand*
>"Wind..."
*blows sand away and points at Socrates*
>"...DUDE!"
*Socrates loses his shit and has a revelation*

It doesn't seem impossible. If she was in the army she'd know at least a bit of French since that was the standard language they used between them all that was used for command, and as a Corsican Napoleon would know more than just French.

You aren't the only one in the thread who knows extremely basic pop-history.

ayylmao

"Best of seven?"
"Damn right!"

The Grim Reaper being a sore loser was a stroke of genius.

>"Yew haf sank my Battleship."
>"So, let me guess... Best five of seven?"
>"DAMN RIGHT!"

Great scene honestly.

These flicks captured that weird late 80s/early 90s innocence/optimism so well

>when they start plotting to travel back in time to the present to help themselves out
>shit just starts appearing for them
>trash can has 'Wyld Stalyns' written on it
>ted's dad's lost keys were stolen by them from the future
Fucking hell that shit was lulzy.

>we have to remember to do all this after the report or else all this would never have happened

god it hurts to think of this fucking paradox

Am I the only one who likes bogus journey even more?

>I believe...Col.Mustard did it in the bedroom with the Candle stick.
>You lose death it was Prof Plumb
>I SAID PLUMB!!

>Dude, they didn't even card us!
>WOAH, THREE ACES!

I like them both in their own unique ways. Hard to say which I like more, but I don't think I can give you an answer.

I didn't really gain an appreciation for Bogus Journey until I watched Seventh Seal and Haxan, but yeah, it seriously holds up.

god damn it tell someone to fund this!

>the climax of Bogus Journey where they just keep piling bullshit on top of bullshit to save their asses
>gigantic future rifle with Wyld Stallyns Rulz flag

Fucking GOLD.

give her a lethal dose of morphine instead

bogus journey is def a cult classic for me its just out there in an awesome way. that ending is great with the time paradox bullshit. and STATION!

lol I love the shitty robots they made to battle the evil us'es

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>"We'll be dancin' in the streets allllllll night"

>I actually live in San Dimas
Jokes about this movie every time I mention it

Fun fact: Good Robot Bill was played by Boogaloo Shrimp from the Breakin' movies.

>Dude, your dad is goin' for it! In your own room!
>Shut up, Ted.
>Your stepmom is pretty cute, though.
>Shut UP, Ted!
>Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
>SHUT UP, TED!

How's the high school football team this season? They still rule?

Sandimashighschoolfootballrules!

It was hilarious how Missy switched between Bill & Ted's dads between movies.

>Dude, you could be your own STEPDAD!
>I said shut UP!

>Bill openly admitting his Oedipus Complex on-stage

Its like...computers...

Wouldn't know. They won like 2 regionals when I went there.

Fun fact: Pretty much all parts that take place in San Dimas weren't even shot here.

>I totally just possessed my dad!
>blues riff plays when he air guitars
fucking kek

>dead Bill & Ted possess their dads and try to do air guitar
>Garfunkel and Oates acoustic strumming comes out instead

I totally believe you, dude!

>Aim for the cat dude, aim for the cat!
>I'm trying!
>evil Bill & Ted crash a stolen car into a fucking house

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I would have came all over that cute fucking midriff, unf

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
>Dude, we've been falling for a long time.
>I know!
>Wanna play 20 questions?
>Okay!
>Are you a mineral?
>No.
>Are you a tank?!
>YEAH!
>...
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
gets me every time

Even better that they made that shit the DVD menu.

>"Dude, I totally loogied on the dead good me!"
>"Dude, you totally did!"
>air guitar that sounds like Slayer instead of Van Halen comes out

Keanu sure is cute in this movie
:')

>It seems that the only thing you've learned in my class is that Cesar was "a salad dressing dude".

You should check out River's Edge. Keanu is the ultimate qt in that movie - and he gets some good lines, too.

>"Yeah? What do you do, 'dad?' All you do is lie around all day, FUCK my mom and EAT our food! Motherfucker! FOOD EATER!"

Dude, I LOVE River's Edge. Great movie. Crispin Glover is hilarious in it
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>Dudes, even though you're doing this... We...We love you.
>...FAGS!

>evil bill and ted get yelled at for air guitaring too much
>they stop quickly and sleathily do a goofy handshake with a guitar sound effect

Dennis Hopper too. Jumps between hilarious and menacing on a time.

>"What, you don't think I know she's not real? You laughin' 'cause she's a blow-up doll? Y'know what? THAT'S MY WIFE, YOU FUCKER."

>rolling innocent bystanders at the gates of heaven for their clothes
>death in a sundress and floppy hat apologizing to god

>mfw this is the comfiest thread on Sup Forums

*air guitars comfyly*

station

>You ditched Napoleon?!
>He was a dick!

>that feel when no short-haired christ-fag gf in a qt baggy red jumper thing

WHY EVEN LIVE

>tfw you will never defend your countryland against invaders with her
DELETE THIS

>Grim Reaper casually walks past a random guy who's smoking

>says "See ya real soon" without even looking at him

Fuck it, I'm putting this movie on now.

It's funny. Most actors probably would be embarassed for having done something like Bill and Ted when kids. Keanu fucking embraces it.

Bill and Ted is best kind of dumb movie. The kind that strives for its dumbness, it revels in it. It's actually a very difficult feat because often you just fuck up and make a bad dumb movie.

Keanu is arguably the most humble actor working today. You could bring up his corny "Thanks dad!" Coke commercial from 1983, and he'd probably have some fun story about making the stupid thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=f9ZSPC3J6hA

He's had way too shit happen in his life to be cocky.

That's exactly what makes it work. The writers actually knew their shit about "persons of historical significance," and wove the facts into a bunch of goofy, zany antics - and remarkably, it worked - not once, but twice.

Jane Wiedlin is still pretty qt

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