you find your waifu crying on the steps outside the venue, she's sobbing hysterically and farting repeatedly

> you find your waifu crying on the steps outside the venue, she's sobbing hysterically and farting repeatedly
Wat do

*unzips pants*

is she pooping at all?

>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask he if she's ok
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.

Are they thunderous BRAAAPS or stealthy BRRRRTs?

No just fartin really loudly

Thunderous

i leave her

Sorry to bother you but can I take a selfie with you?

is my waifu implied to be Lauren here or is my personal waifu crying and farting?

Kick her in the cunt

literally the cringiest thing ive ever read. please tell me this is a joke

Just anyone's waifu

so my personal waifu then?

It's an old greentext user.

Yeah

>there is a living, breathing male wandering this earth who has inserted his willy into Lavren and felt her walls until he climaxed
why live?

get famous and maybe you can do it too

Lunch breaks over Brandon

lol, I'm not Brandon and thank god I'm not. I mean I think she's incredibly attractive but I'm not going to go all Ricardo like Brandon has.

Brandon's trying to get over her people were fucking with him about it last night. Wonder if the thing about her knowing his friend and cousin is real, if so life just constantly fucks him over

Spend some time BRAAAAAAAPing the shit with her